What Is “Vabbing” And Does It Really Work? - The newest development in the art of seduction.

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There’s a new pseudoscience craze sweeping the internet, and it involves inserting your fingers into your vagina and then wiping them on your skin – all in the name of seduction. Known as “vabbing”, the trend has been touted as a cheaper and more alluring alternative to perfume, but can smelling like a vagina really make you more attractive?

The what, how and who of vabbing​

Vabbing has blown up recently thanks to a now-deleted TikTok video posted by influencer Mandy Lee. Describing the technique, Lee recommends the use of two fingers and a “relatively clean” vagina, and says that the best approach is to simply “get up there” before transferring the intimate secretions to exposed body parts like the wrist, neck, or behind the ears.

“I swear if you vab, you will attract people, like a date, a one-night stand. Or you’ll just get free drinks all night,” she says, before revealing that she first heard about vabbing on the Secret Keepers Club podcast. Despite the removal of Lee’s video, the craze has taken off on TikTok, with numerous other users taking to the platform to promote the sticky practice.

Elsewhere, sex educator and author Shan Boodram has written about the benefits of wearing vaginal fluids, which she says “can serve as a love potion,” especially if they are applied around the time of ovulation.

Why vab?​

According to Boodram, vaginal secretions may contain chemical messengers known as copulins. These volatile fatty acids are known to stimulate sexual arousal in some male primates, so the assumption here is that by smearing oneself in yoni juice, women may have a better chance of attracting a mate.

More generally, the rationale behind vabbing centers around the idea of pheromones, which are chemical signals that some animals secrete in order to affect the behavior of other individuals of the same species. In some cases, pheromones are used to get members of the opposite sex in the mood for love, with arguably the most potent being a compound called bombykol. Secreted by female silk moths, this sexy signal sends males wild with lust for some insect intercourse.

Taking their cue from the animal kingdom, many perfume manufacturers use synthetic pheromones in their products, which they market as being capable of boosting the wearer’s attractiveness. Vabbers, however, prefer to use their own brand, which they say is more effective.

What does the science say?​

While it’s well established that many species use pheromones for sex, there is no solid evidence to suggest that humans produce these chemical messengers or are capable of responding to them. That may be because the vast majority of pheromone research has been conducted on animals rather than people, although it’s worth noting that a 2012 review of all human studies found that the evidence to support our use of these signals is “weak”.

Having said that, some research has hinted at the possibility of natural body odors influencing our sexual allure. For example, one study involving more than 500 people found that participants’ relationship satisfaction and desire to procreate was influenced by the nature of their partner’s major histocompatibility complex (called HLA in humans), which is a genetic component of the immune system.

Because molecules related to the HLA are released in saliva, sweat and other bodily fluids, this finding could be interpreted as evidence that our liquid secretions have the power to get other people’s juices flowing.

Other research has shown that some women do produce copulins in their vaginal fluid, and that the concentration of these acids increases during the first half of the menstrual cycle before dropping after ovulation. In one study, men who were exposed to copulins rated both themselves and women as more sexually attractive, which is encouraging news for vabbers.

However, to date, no human pheromone has been definitively identified, so it’s a bit of a stretch to claim that vabbing sends men the way of the male silk moth.

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I find trends like this fascinating. Obviously, most women aren't stupid or disgusting enough to do something like this, but I always wonder about the psychology of the ones who do. What predisposes someone to think, "Yeah, it makes total sense that wiping my pussy juices down my neck like an animal is gonna help me bag Mr. Right"? What other insane shit do these women believe? And what sort of insane shit can you convince them of, like free bleeding?
 
I find trends like this fascinating. Obviously, most women aren't stupid or disgusting enough to do something like this, but I always wonder about the psychology of the ones who do. What predisposes someone to think, "Yeah, it makes total sense that wiping my pussy juices down my neck like an animal is gonna help me bag Mr. Right"? What other insane shit do these women believe? And what sort of insane shit can you convince them of, like free bleeding?
The reasoning is pretty simple. Pussy juice has sex pheromones in it, hence wiping pussy juice where men will smell it may make men horny and more likely to initiate or seek intimacy with woman.

As far as retarded woo woo it's one of the less ridiculous ones I've heard. At least it's got some basis in established science.

At the worst it can be self delusion / placebo effect. The woman is more confident because she thinks her irresistible pussy juiced neck will attract men and therefore is more charismatic and attractive to men.
 
I mean if we go full ape, flashing tits, cunts and assholes or just straight up flicking one out will get horny men.

Show bobs and vagene.
 
Pheromone shit always makes me mad because it preys on people that don't know that the human vomeronasal organ is vestigial and doesn't contain any sensory neurons. I used to read Popular Science when I was a teenager, and at the back of every issue there was an ad for pheromone spray to add to your cologne that would make you irresistible to women. There were even reviews saying it totally works, and it probably did for those guys because they were actively going out and thinking they were irresistible.

So fuck it, smear some pussy juice on your neck. It won't do anything, but you'll feel like it does, and when it comes to attracting the opposite sex 95% of the work is done by getting the courage to say hi.
 
So femcels are going for the pheromone shit? they didn't see all the nerds failing at that during the early 2000's?

And no, your tuna scent isn't going to get you anybody except japanese pantsu vending machine enthusiasts.
 
“I swear if you vab, you will attract people, like a date, a one-night stand. Or you’ll just get free drinks all night,” she says,
Right. Because the sort of men who go to bars looking for whores like you can't spot you immediately anyway.
 
Have you talked to women before? Just ask them about crystals or the position of Saturn.
If I hadn't succeeded in what I already do for work, I would've learned tarot card and natal chart reading. It's crazy how much money you can earn after going through some effort of learning that autistic shit. Plus maybe a side hustle of selling curses/spells to bitches in the USA but realistically I could be doing that right now if I wanted to.
 
This is an old, old trick. It's mentioned in books about courtesans from the middle ages.
 
They should redo that old Boddington’s ad.
‘By ‘eck you smell gorgeous tonight petal.’
Serious ly this is revolting and probably a big hygiene risk as well. Nobody wants to sit next to someone smelling of eau de minge on a hot bus
 
This article is dumb. They're trying to say Humans are apparently the only mammals not attracted to pheromones because there is no scientific knowledge of it.

That's like saying Humans don't like butts because there haven't been enough butt studies.
 
Six month old article cannot adequately explain why the women in my office seem to reek with noticeably more intense vaginal odor this week.
 
A great aunt gave me this exact advice (no I did not take it) sometime in the late 20th century. It struck me, at the time, as some kind of gross old lady advice from a woman whose courting days were back in the tail years of the Great Depression, when perhaps perfumery was neither as advanced nor as obtainable as today.

To see it now as a cutting-edge Gen Z trend makes me think fondly of my old aunt. So I guess there's that.

"Each generation thinks it invented sex, each generation is totally mistaken." - Robert Heinlein
 
Six month old article cannot adequately explain why the women in my office seem to reek with noticeably more intense vaginal odor this week.
that's easy, they bleed but don't die.

So femcels are going for the pheromone shit? they didn't see all the nerds failing at that during the early 2000's?
I never heard of any dude smearing dick cheese over themselves to get panties wet.
 
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