Containment What If?

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What if Chris Chan and the hedgehog boys dropped a mixtape called "IF YOU'RE WEENING THIS IT'S TOO LATE"?
 
What if Impulse was actually the largest trolling operation in Christory?
Morbid Boredom's thought process said:
Pft... do I rate this dumb or autistic? I'll cite the cwcki to show how absurd this is... holy shit that's a lot of pages... you know what?

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What if Christian and the Hedgehogs performed during the super bowl half time show?
Chris would try to use his musical talents to seduce the cheerleaders. And at the end, Chris would tell whichever team he likes to hit a home run for him.
 
What if Michael Snyder married Barb and became Chris's father?
 
What if Michael Snyder married Barb and became Chris's father?
ie: "What if Bob really did have those guns and Barb recovered them?" Barb hit Snyder, too. He wouldn't want anything to do with her, either.
 
What if Chris was allowed to play on escalators unsupervised as a kid?

Would he have ended up like this?
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What if Chris started a stable of Autistic heels with a couple of guys who pretended to be Autistic?
They'd get booed off before they'd even sing.

What if Chris was a parasite?
He is, at least economically.

What if Chris had a real friend?
 
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