Containment What If?

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris ran the jewels?

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

What if Chris and Pixy Teri got married and had a babby?

They'd lose it under piles of hoarded animu shit.

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris Chan and the hedgehog boys dropped a mixtape called "IF YOU'RE WEENING THIS IT'S TOO LATE"?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was an obscure deity?

 

[That Guy]

What if Impulse was actually the largest trolling operation in Christory?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Impulse was actually the largest trolling operation in Christory?

Pft... do I rate this dumb or autistic? I'll cite the cwcki to show how absurd this is... holy shit that's a lot of pages... you know what?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Christian and the Hedgehogs performed during the super bowl half time show?

Chris would try to use his musical talents to seduce the cheerleaders. And at the end, Chris would tell whichever team he likes to hit a home run for him.

 

[Somar]

What if Michael Snyder married Barb and became Chris's father?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Michael Snyder married Barb and became Chris's father?

ie: "What if Bob really did have those guns and Barb recovered them?" Barb hit Snyder, too. He wouldn't want anything to do with her, either.

 

[Molasses Assassin]

What if Chris was a rapper?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was a rapper?

 

[Rogowski]

What if Chris Chan and the hedgehog boys dropped a mixtape called "IF YOU'RE WEENING THIS IT'S TOO LATE"?

Featuring the hit tracks "Haters To The Left" and "THAT is MY HOUSE HOMEWORK!"

What if Chris ran the jewels?

I'd love to see Chris' interperatation of the Run The Jewels artwork.

 

[JSGOTI]

What if Chris was allowed to play on escalators unsupervised as a kid?

Would he have ended up like this?

Spoiler

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was a demipan and used Buns/Bunself pronouns, but wasn't a Tumblrite?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Christian and the Hedgehogs performed during the super bowl half time show?

They'd get booed off before they'd even sing.

What if Chris was a parasite?

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris started a stable of Autistic heels with a couple of guys who pretended to be Autistic?

They'd get booed off before they'd even sing.

What if Chris was a parasite?

He is, at least economically.

What if Chris had a real friend?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris started a stable of Autistic heels with a couple of guys who pretended to be Autistic?

He is, at least economically.

What if Chris had a real friend?

Spoiler

 

[Molasses Assassin]

What if Chris is the reincarnation of Hitler?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris is the reincarnation of Hitler?

He is.

چه مي شد اگر كريس فارسي بود؟

 

[GS 281]

That's not halal habibi...