Whale Wars - tracking (and memeing) a certain pod of twitter attention whores

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BoxofMonkeys said:
Perhaps it's my age, but back when I was out playing the field the "Danger hair" colors just signified "easy" and "no clue who the actual baby daddy is".
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Crazy hair colors used to be all punk rock and scene kids, but that started changing 10 years ago. At least that's when I started noticing crazy feminists buying the same hair dyes.
 
1Tonka_Truck said:
Crazy hair colors used to be all punk rock and scene kids, but that started changing 10 years ago. At least that's when I started noticing crazy feminists buying the same hair dyes.
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That about matches. Back then the non natural hair color was likely to tie you and use you. Now it probably matches the color of their VD.
 
BoxofMonkeys said:
Perhaps it's my age, but back when I was out playing the field the "Danger hair" colors just signified "easy" and "no clue who the actual baby daddy is".
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Colored hair now means "easy (but will retroactively declare it rape years later)" and "no clue which guy has to pay for the abortion".
 
1Tonka_Truck said:
Crazy hair colors used to be all punk rock and scene kids, but that started changing 10 years ago. At least that's when I started noticing crazy feminists buying the same hair dyes.
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There was a sliver of time in the late 90's when colored hair meant "token female member of the Anime Club who is dating the Club President." Anime itself (with it's pretty boys and "stronk female warriors with SWORDZ") might have been the avenue of infection that led crazy hair colors into the Tumblr/Feminism movements, as anime fandoms are rife with soyboys and woke wimmenz.
 
You know I can't shake this feeling that sooner or later, one of these low-effort dickholes is going to piss off the wrong person, who is going to fuck their asses publicly in an effort to end this trial-by-Twitter horse-shit, and at this point I feel like it's only a matter of who gets angry enough to do so. Maybe Mark Kern going after Jake Alley, maybe Cathy Brennan finally giving a punch to Nora, but sooner or later it's all gonna come crashing down and I sure as shit wouldn't want to be someone like Lauren then.

I mean what do you even do then when you can't mindlessly sperg about someone for weeks at a time?
 
Jaimas said:
You know I can't shake this feeling that sooner or later, one of these low-effort dickholes is going to piss off the wrong person, who is going to fuck their asses publicly in an effort to end this trial-by-Twitter horse-shit, and at this point I feel like it's only a matter of who gets angry enough to do so. Maybe Mark Kern going after Jake Alley, maybe Cathy Brennan finally giving a punch to Nora, but sooner or later it's all gonna come crashing down and I sure as shit wouldn't want to be someone like Lauren then.

I mean what do you even do then when you can't mindlessly sperg about someone for weeks at a time?
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Be like Kath Leth and pour your time and attention into someone else's husband?
 
Jaimas said:
You know I can't shake this feeling that sooner or later, one of these low-effort dickholes is going to piss off the wrong person, who is going to fuck their asses publicly in an effort to end this trial-by-Twitter horse-shit, and at this point I feel like it's only a matter of who gets angry enough to do so. Maybe Mark Kern going after Jake Alley, maybe Cathy Brennan finally giving a punch to Nora, but sooner or later it's all gonna come crashing down and I sure as shit wouldn't want to be someone like Lauren then.

I mean what do you even do then when you can't mindlessly sperg about someone for weeks at a time?
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Well hey, she's like the 78th most influential comic book person or whatever. I'm sure she'd be able to get back on her feet in a proper paying job and contribute to the comic book industry (or any other creative entertainment industry for that matter) with those dizzyingly high credentials.
 
I'm kind of disappointed Dead Beats finally got fully funded.
I would have loved if that project never got funded.
The orca's cries would've been nice to hear.
 
Jaimas said:
You know I can't shake this feeling that sooner or later, one of these low-effort dickholes is going to piss off the wrong person, who is going to fuck their asses publicly in an effort to end this trial-by-Twitter horse-shit, and at this point I feel like it's only a matter of who gets angry enough to do so. Maybe Mark Kern going after Jake Alley, maybe Cathy Brennan finally giving a punch to Nora, but sooner or later it's all gonna come crashing down and I sure as shit wouldn't want to be someone like Lauren then.

I mean what do you even do then when you can't mindlessly sperg about someone for weeks at a time?
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My money's on someone getting murdered live on periscope with their friends tagged into the stream so they can watch the person die. They make 1913 rail mounts for smartphones.
 
Here's the article Nick mwntion on the stream last night. It's from the Houston Chronicle last year. Originally had L. Cooper mentioned as B.A.M. organizer but it was re-edited a month ago omitting the orca's name. Thank god Google cache kept a back-up archive.
https://archive.li/TAtuz
 
Apterigo said:
Well hey, she's like the 78th most influential comic book person or whatever. I'm sure she'd be able to get back on her feet in a proper paying job and contribute to the comic book industry (or any other creative entertainment industry for that matter) with those dizzyingly high credentials.
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Being the 78th most influential person amongst comics pros is like winning a jerking off to @lolwut's avatar contest. You only won because no one else entered, and you should probably be ashamed of yourself.
 
Hope the blue orca gets hit with fraud at some point by Kameha Con.
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Ren, honey... I don't think Wells Fargo gives a shit about your online problems, you made a claim and most times they give you back the money without much investigation. Most banks do.
 
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