Wendigoon Thread

[Aunt Carol]

You can make fun of christianity as much as you want. But don't you DARE for a second make fun of the true american profet.

Well, the FBI did have a lot of footage of MLK not being a buzzkill... Sadly that's probably not what Wendi was thinking of.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

You can make fun of christianity as much as you want. But don't you DARE for a second make fun of the true american profet.

He’s some flavor of Baptist isn’t he? They’re not that much fonder of Luther than the Pope and often don’t really see themselves as descendants of the Reformation, though I doubt goon’s in anything so strict a church as the “we’ve been the true church the whole time and had to practice in secret to hide from the eyes of Rome until a splinter group of Puritans were able to reveal the truth again” sects

 

[FILTH Tourist]

How can they misinterpret everything with even a hint of subtelty?
The first story was very clearly about man before we became farmers. Seen from the eyes of a animal. As despite us not being particularly strong or big our endurance allowed us to become apex predators by exhausting mega fauna to death. Yet they speculate about what age the story took place and wendigoon picks one of the mega fauna that didn't go extinct beacuse of early man. Wild Buffalo.
Is it something they do as a bit to appear more sympahetic or are are they retarded?

They legit have poor reading comprehension and Wendi has a habit of getting lost in the sauce. It isn't the first story they do this, and it won't be the last.