Wendigoon Thread

[FILTH Tourist]

At this point this is not scraping the bottom of the barrel, this is cracking the bottom open and then taking the earth bellow the barrel and pretending that there's still stuff inside the barrel.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2zrp7WqG8jc

Here is a 9 year old video that covers the topic at 1/10th the time. Hard to fault Apple too hard when their consoomer base is made up of legit retards.

 

[When will it begin?]

Here is a 9 year old video that covers the topic at 1/10th the time.

Instead of what topic we would like Wendi to cover we should be saying what old topic we think they will bring back from the dead.

My money is on the 2016 Killer Clowns.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

My money is on the 2016 Killer Clowns.

My money is on another sports episode, maybe an OJ Simpson video.

 

[strumpets exeunt]

Instead of what topic we would like Wendi to cover we should be saying what old topic we think they will bring back from the dead.

My money is on the 2016 Killer Clowns.

I'll go with that weird Juggalo hysteria in the early 2010s when middle America realized they existed and got them classified as a gang/cult.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Probably something Dank already did like the Killdozer but that's probably swinging by the fences for the Wendigang. At this point a So Joana Book video would be an improvement.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Probably something Dank already did like the Killdozer but that's probably swinging by the fences for the Wendigang

Wendigang will never ever cover such chudly content, they only cover the hottest topics straight from the reddit trending tab 5 years ago. If you really want to improve Wendigang, just have fans pitch topics with a little burbs and have Wendi go though and pick the ones he finds interesting, then make his flying monkey researchers put together a script for him. At least there is a chance of something interesting coming though that might suprise me.

At this point this is not scraping the bottom of the barrel, this is cracking the bottom open and then taking the earth bellow the barrel and pretending that there's still stuff inside the barrel.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2zrp7WqG8jc

This shit isn't surprising or interesting at all. I didn't watch it but I am going to guess it is basically they are cutting corners on the design of the phones using aluminum casing and removing the headphone jack, Apple maintains a closed ecosystem and uses proprietary chargers, and finally planned obsolescence though updates that cause old phones to chug and waste battery power. Literally every major company does this more or less so acting like Apple is uniquely evil for this is just annoying. If you want an interesting corporate conspiracy, a good start would be the Phoebus Cartel. A topic has been done before, but it is still a fascinating look into coordination between companies to screw over consumers by agreeing to only produce light-bulbs that go out after 1000 hours of use despite being able to make them last much longer. Even more interesting is companies still held onto that standard after the cartel dissolved in the 30s and there hasn't really been anyone who tried to break the norm and tried dominating the market with longer lasting lightbulbs. Even LCD bulbs that are supposed to last a decade are built with substandard components that will randomly fail making the average lifespan MUCH shorter.

Anyone else has some other fun corporate shenanigans they want to share with the class?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I am routinely shocked at how many basic words both Wendi and Hunter (Hunner as Wendi pronounces it) mispronounce or don't know the meaning of. Like they are nearly as bad as Null is with mispronouncing things lol.

 

[Bixnood]

Just watched the rat king video. Utter ass, no build up, no tension, no room to have anything breathe. ends with a call back to the opening paragraph. and they eat it up and call it great. Cringe.