Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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nets_awesome said:
Not all states make you register for a party. In Illinois, you don’t register with a party, and you can ask for whichever party’s ballot you want during the primary election.
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Zero states "make" you register for a party. In MA, where Brianna is flailing, the primaries are semi-open in that you can vote in either one as long as you are unaffiliated with any officially recognized party in the state (or vote in the primary of the party you're registered with). That also makes Warren's job somewhat easier, in that he can get signatures from people other than democrats... but any from republicans or libertarians are invalid.

If you're in the Massachusetts Pirate Party or Pizza Party (so not kidding) you're okay to sign because it's considered an affiliation rather than a full party.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Warren why do I get this strange feeling that it's you and not @RepStephenLynch who crosses to the other side of the street whenever you see a nigger?

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Hey Warren, he wasn’t there because Congress is in session in this week. Lynch has a job and is a productive member of society.

Congressmen work in Washington. They don’t spend all of their time in their districts going to political events. That’s not what they were hired to do.

I swear, Warren has no concept of either the nature of employment or the basics of geographical distance.
 
Can you imagine the look on the local black populations faces when 'ol Warren comes into their neighborhood? He's like a character from a PeeWee Herman movie on a safari amongst the "Black People". Likely the only thing that saves him from an ass beating is there is something strangely fascinating about him. You have to keep watching just to see what the fool does next.

Edit... can you imagine the look on their faces should Wu ever wander into their teritory (I know I know never gonna actually happen)?
 
On the next installment of The Life and Times of Warren Lynch, our hero is off to another gathering of losers and degenerates to see if he can find success there.

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Who cares if the fucking signatures are ineligible!!

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Look out Drumpfkins, Captain Moron and the Top Ramen for Dinner Again gang are here to topple your FASCIST POLICE STATE (and replace it with an even worse one)

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I love Warren, he's a proper trooper.

He takes Johns fucking babbling about gamergate, russia and trump, and translates it into something about Stephen that even the most autistic of people can say "yeah fuck that". Any credibility that John has in the gamergate circlejerk is destroyed when Warren opens his mouth. And considering John rides on the gamergate fame, Warren is just destroying any potential voters when he goes on his autistic crusades.
 
Nothing gets Warren down... He was supposed to be collecting signatures with Brianna in person yesterday..
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She never turned up, he's falling further and further behind the curve every day in signature collection, but he's still looking on the bright side. It's hard not to find that sort of mindless optimism endearing.
 
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