Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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Ah, I see. So it's another "Stephen Lynch is my cousin!" situation.
Warren's :autism: is so pitch perfect that it's hard to believe he's not a master troll.
 
Honestly, I love Warren. Even when told off by Wu and offered an alternative explanation, he refuses to budge and continues to shift blame on Stephen Lynch. His persistence is almost endearing and part of me can't help to cheer him on. Warren won't ever take down his 'cousin,' but he tries so hard in his own little way despite that.
 
I can't help but think that ol' Warren is already on the Federal "Do not sell guns or explosives to ever!" list.
 
Yes, independents can sign. And most people in MA are registered as independents. And I asked around, and Warren has been making sure to ask where people live so it's on the right signature sheet.

He's so batshittingly earnest he's growing on me.
 
Butta Face Lopez said:
How many of his stories end with "And then the manager kicked me out?"
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He's like the start of every Scottish UFO report: "We were oot drankin woon night, an we saw a great loight i' th' skoy!"

They all end the same too: "And the bartender ran off so we left wi'out paying."
 
Blue Jerkop said:
I wonder if Wu is starting to realize that the sole member of the campaign aside from Frank is insane
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The sanity of others is a relative thing based on your own position on the oceans of madness. To us out here on the sea of normalcy Warren is completely and utterly insane. From Wu's position deep in the Maelstrom of Madness and narcissism Warren is at best "energetic".
 
Kroster said:
Yes, independents can sign. And most people in MA are registered as independents. And I asked around, and Warren has been making sure to ask where people live so it's on the right signature sheet.

He's so batshittingly earnest he's growing on me.
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Just asking for info as a non American, but do people have to register? Like registering as an independent sounds a bit like phoning one of those old premium rate telephone polls just to say "dont know".
 
Chemical snorfare said:
Just asking for info as a non American, but do people have to register? Like registering as an independent sounds a bit like phoning one of those old premium rate telephone polls just to say "dont know".
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You don't have to register for a party, no. In most states, it's a box you can check when you register to vote and you can always change it later. If you don't pick a party you're automatically registered as 'independent.'
 
Chemical snorfare said:
Just asking for info as a non American, but do people have to register? Like registering as an independent sounds a bit like phoning one of those old premium rate telephone polls just to say "dont know".
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You have to register before voting, and can choose a party affiliation or no party affiliation upon doing so. Each state has its own rules as to who can vote in the primary (the voting to get on the ballot under a party's banner) which is why it matters (in many states) which party you register with.

And why people who are, say, registered republicans, don't count as valid signatures to get on a ballot petition for the democratic party.
 
Warren why do I get this strange feeling that it's you and not @RepStephenLynch who crosses to the other side of the street whenever you see a nigger?

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