Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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I just wish we had someone to follow him round with a camera. It'd be like Borat, but real.

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Apparently black lives matter is entirely old white people.

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I have to say, that really wasn't the demographic I was expecting. It is pretty well in keeping with Brianna "I will have PoC on my staff" Wu's campaign though.
 
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Norvic said:
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I just wish we had someone to follow him round with a camera. It'd be like Borat, but real.

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Apparently black lives matter is entirely old white people.

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I have to say, that really wasn't the demographic I was expecting. It is pretty well in keeping with Brianna "I will have PoC on my staff" Wu's campaign though.
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The manager kicked him out? Was he actually singing and collecting signatures inside the Whole Foods?
 
Norvic said:
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I just wish we had someone to follow him round with a camera. It'd be like Borat, but real.

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Apparently black lives matter is entirely old white people.

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I have to say, that really wasn't the demographic I was expecting. It is pretty well in keeping with Brianna "I will have PoC on my staff" Wu's campaign though.
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It's amazing how the Simpsons keep predicting the future.

 
I'm still rootin for Warren to get out there pestering the public in awkward ways for signatures every single day.

Particle Bored said:
The manager kicked him out? Was he actually singing and collecting signatures inside the Whole Foods?
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Too spergy for a Whole Foods, I'm dyin. Singing is a new escalation, I think.
 
AnOminous said:
It's not going to happen but I love the idea of this bug-eyed crazy actually getting enough signatures to get on the ballot only to be shot down because they were half joke signatures from Republicans who literally signed just to fuck his shit up.
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I might die laughing if one of the signatures was Cory Trevor or Trevor Lahey.
 
Norvic said:
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I just wish we had someone to follow him round with a camera. It'd be like Borat, but real.

Edit:

Apparently black lives matter is entirely old white people.

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I have to say, that really wasn't the demographic I was expecting. It is pretty well in keeping with Brianna "I will have PoC on my staff" Wu's campaign though.
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It was at the waspy historic unitarian church in a very white town. Woke old people are the demographic who would go to that. I, perhaps, went too. Warren was standing outside collecting signatures when I got there. I didn't make eye contact or talk to him. There was someone else collecting signatures too, but maybe for another campaign. I didn't talk to him, either.

I can't help but be impressed by his dedication to the cause. He is literally the only person working on this campaign, and he is working his ass off going to every minor event on the South Shore that might have someone to sign her papers. Wu hasn't done jack shit to get a single signature.
 
I'll feel slightly bad for Warren when this is all over and he finds out that he's nothing more than a Fucking White Male scapegoat for when the scampaign finally crashes and burns. If John really wanted to win or even have a chance he'd have tried to find anyone but Warren, ideally several of them.
 
Chemical snorfare said:
And then there's Calin, working class hero, suggesting layering with silk and cashmere .

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I saw a lot of that on Good Will Hunting, all those Southie demolition workers in silk and cashmere.
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Wearing cotton bottom layer is the best way to get damp and cold after walking a while. This idiot never stepped farther outside than his Uber ride.
 
Welp, Warren's gone off the deep end.

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I can't find any evidence this video actually exists. It seems like he's just made it up from the depths of his fevered mind.
 
Norvic said:
Welp, Warren's gone off the deep end.

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I can't find any evidence this video actually exists. It seems like he's just made it up from the depths of his fevered mind.
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Stephen Lynch is Warren’s version of Brianna’s GamerGate/Alt-Right. They are bogeymen to Warren and Brianna due to things the two have invented in their addled minds.
 
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