Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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I'm not even sure where to begin with this autism. Do I start with the fact that he just randomly interrupts people's conversations in public, pesters strangers at a fucking gas station for signatures, the feminism part, or the fact that he got 4 random Trump fans to sign for Brianna.

Not that his story is even real to begin with.

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Flopwop said:
I'm not even sure where to begin with this autism. Do I start with the fact that he just randomly interrupts people's conversations in public, pesters strangers at a fucking gas station for signatures, the feminism part, or the fact that he got 4 random Trump fans to sign for Brianna.

Not that his story is even real to begin with.

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Warern is such a humble guy, he left out the part where everyone in the gas station broke into applause and the cashier gave him $100.
 
Flopwop said:
I'm not even sure where to begin with this autism. Do I start with the fact that he just randomly interrupts people's conversations in public, pesters strangers at a fucking gas station for signatures, the feminism part, or the fact that he got 4 random Trump fans to sign for Brianna.

Not that his story is even real to begin with.

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That's nice of him to do that since he was one of three people who showed up to Cohasset today for Brianna's meet and greet. He sure seems like a busy guy.

https://www.facebook.com/events/154808918563537/?active_tab=about

Also, anyone who makes videos like this should be trusted

 
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Flopwop said:
I'm not even sure where to begin with this autism. Do I start with the fact that he just randomly interrupts people's conversations in public, pesters strangers at a fucking gas station for signatures, the feminism part, or the fact that he got 4 random Trump fans to sign for Brianna.

Not that his story is even real to begin with.
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The best part is that his story has him collecting signatures from these random Trump supporters, when the signatures have to be from registered Democrats.

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I like the idea of this bug eyed lunatic butting into a conversation, mentioning Wu and people being like "Isn't she crazy?" and he's like "YES!" as he's probably pouring gas station coffee down his pants
 
Butta Face Lopez said:
I like the idea of this bug eyed lunatic butting into a conversation, mentioning Wu and people being like "Isn't she crazy?" and he's like "YES!" as he's probably pouring gas station coffee down his pants
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Didn't she kill her dog once?
SURE DID!
 
I’m now convinced Warren goes up to people, hands them a crayon and a crumpled signature sheet that smells of weed, cigs, and sadness, and half the ones “signing” are just trying to give him the contact details of therapists he might want to see.
 
I can't wait until warren gets his own thread after wu latches on to something else
 
Butta Face Lopez said:
I like the idea of this bug eyed lunatic butting into a conversation, mentioning Wu and people being like "Isn't she crazy?" and he's like "YES!" as he's probably pouring gas station coffee down his pants
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Not to mention the fact that he has posted openly that he's afraid to go up to anyone including at political events so the chance of him just approaching people at a gas station is laughable.
 
LordKaT said:
I can't wait until warren gets his own thread after wu latches on to something else
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He’s going to be tied up in the backyard until he freezes to death.

Blue Jerkop said:
Not to mention the fact that he has posted openly that he's afraid to go up to anyone including at political events so the chance of him just approaching people at a gas station is laughable.
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He was probably begging for loose change.
 
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It's not going to happen but I love the idea of this bug-eyed crazy actually getting enough signatures to get on the ballot only to be shot down because they were half joke signatures from Republicans who literally signed just to fuck his shit up.
 
Warren's growing on me. He has a can-do attitude, even though God manifestly made him a can't-do.

All in all, he's pretty harmless and John and Frank are the exact wrong kind of people to be influencing him.
 
Norvic said:
If this guy isn't a lolcow, he's certainly a lolcow in training.

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Haha this reminds of the scene from the mummy where that little bitch Beni prays to the gods in each religions native tongue:
https://youtu.be/pDWR5RkWRTY



Anonymus Fluhre said:
That's nice of him to do that since he was one of three people who showed up to Cohasset today for Brianna's meet and greet. He sure seems like a busy guy.

https://www.facebook.com/events/154808918563537/?active_tab=about

Also, anyone who makes videos like this should be trusted

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vLcd-ZDy3H4
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What is wrong with shitty media production and doing lipsyncs. Blood of the tribades cast (that Warren is in) did the same thing, including lipsyncing rock and roll part 2 by Gary glitter, where the only lyric is "hey".
https://youtu.be/YmV3gsQniv0

In fact when trying to find who ACTUALLY edited John's fucking terrible Godzilla campaign ad, I stumbled across a trailer called "slaughter daughter". It has all the problem traits of John's video yet is completely unrelated to it:
https://youtu.be/pxv5I2xVNdc

I'm now just convinced anyone in the indie movie industry is very exceptional and probably should get a job their good at, as well as a thread.
 
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Is this guy actively trolling us? If he is I have to say... well played, sir, well played.
 
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