Video Game Husbands - Lusting after pixelated men

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A very simple character supported by great vocal performances from everyone involved makes Nick very endearing. Alongside being based off the likeness of Nicholas Cage, Nick's voice lines are dynamically selected in accordance to the team's and character's state which provides added depth!
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Thirsting over fictional men is dumb though.
 
I can understand having a crush on human fictional characters, but what's the deal with characters like non-human creatures, aliens (I'll make an exception for Garrus from ME), deformed freaks, robots, etc? What do women see in them?
 
I didn’t really enjoy 2013 DmC compared to the other games (wild take, I know) but reboot Dante can get it. He scratches that “early 2000s fuckboy” itch.
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And of course, my man the GOAT
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he's so skrungly and silly
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Between him and Joshua, this game should be categorized as porn due to their voices alone. Plus, the way Vulpes calls Nipton a town of "whores," awakens some buried turn ons I didn't know I had.

Also, I have to add him as well. Needless to say, I have a type.
 

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Character from a movie said:
I can understand having a crush on human fictional characters, but what's the deal with characters like non-human creatures, aliens (I'll make an exception for Garrus from ME), deformed freaks, robots, etc? What do women see in them?
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I can't find this meme right now but it was something like "male monster fuckers: (big boobie woman with a tail, big boobie woman with horns, big boobie woman with talons) female monster fuckers: (actual monsters)"

It's just that female sexuality is more complex and less shallow.
 
Big Maggie's big list of fabulous monster men:
Alucard (Hellsing)
Asgore (Undertale)
The Babadook (The Babadook)
The Beast (Beauty and the Beast, 1994)
Bowser (Mario)
Crow Mauler (Fear & Hunger)
Deadpool (Obnoxious & Debatable)
Gannondorf/Gannon (The Legend of Zelda)
Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)
Guy Fieri (real?)
Hamlet's dad who is also named Hamlet (Hamlet)
Mephistopheles (Faust)
Morgott and Mogh (Elden Ring)
Nightcrawler (X-Men franchise)
Nosferatu (as played by Klaus Kinski in the 1979 Werner Herzog remake)
Nosferatu (as played by Max Schreck in the 1919 film by F.W. Murnau)
Orgrim Doomhammer (World of Warcraft, namesake of Orgrimmar)
Papyrus & Sans (Undertale)
Polyphemus (The Odyssey)
Professor Lupin (Harry Potter)
Pyramid Head (Silent Hill)
Shrek (Shrek, 2001)
Tetsuo Shima (Akira)
Yoda (Star Wars)

What makes a monster man?
Not having a typical, sexy human-man body is a good start. Being a literal monster from the bestiary is best. Characters capable of transforming into gruesome things (e.g. Alucard) and unable to die a normal death are monsters. Lycanthropes are OK. Corruption of a normal guy by evil (e.g. Crow Mauler) so that it grants him supernatural qualities counts. Potentially acquiring or being an infectious nightmare contagion counts (e.g. Pyramid Head, Tetsuo Shima). Ghosts and spirits count if they can interact with the living & are not too silly (e.g. Hamlet's Dad = OK, Slimer = Not.) Also they need to be male, obviously.

What isn't a monster man?
A man who enjoys all strength of being a monster but none of the disfigurements is not a monster but a godlet. Edward Cullen and his many genre lookalikes, Miquella the Kind, Superman, Hercules, etc. have beautiful human forms and their limitations are more++ than compensated with benefits. Monster men can't be Greek Gods or lesser godlets of certain pantheons. Messianic figures like Jesus & Harry Potter don't count, because their supernatural qualities are from grace and divine favor. A monster man is at most breaking even in benefits : drawbacks with regards to his monstrousness. IMO men trapped in robots or physically compromised by machines (e.g. Mettaton, Wolverine) are not monster men, they're mechanically enhanced men. Regular men of race with anger problems and violent tendencies don't count (e.g. Heathcliff is not a monster man, he's an angry drunk gyppo. Dr. Hyde is not a monster man, he's a coke fiend.)

Are they sexy?
You tell me.
 
Character from a movie said:
I can understand having a crush on human fictional characters, but what's the deal with characters like non-human creatures, aliens (I'll make an exception for Garrus from ME), deformed freaks, robots, etc? What do women see in them?
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I think it's the personality and voice. Female fans tend to be able to look past appearance. I'm personally not into those types though. The furthest I'd go is my childhood crush on Soundwave. I dumped Starscream for him. :lol:
 
I find it funny how those of us posting Fallout shit in here just prove evrry stereotype of women liking complete assholes who degrade us true. God bless.
 
Ozob Bozo said:
Any other Sebastian LaCroix lovers out there? Hello? It's so cold in here...

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VtM: Bloodlines has a lot of husbandos… although my choices are a little more unconventional.

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He has his own fanbase nowadays. Lots of yummy fan art.

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Okay, maybe not now, but I had the hugest crush on Phantom R as a kid.
 
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