Video Game Husbands - Lusting after pixelated men

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Emo Supremo said:
now we have whatever the fuck natlan is, with its two whole male characters that look like the same guy in different hot topic outfits
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You mean Capitano?
 

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Generic Anime Girl said:
Question for da gorls: Is your taste in pixelated men different or similar to your real life preferences?
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Pretty similar, but I have more tolerance for bad shit in pixelated men than for the bone and meat ones.

I can appreciate some affable demons and noble devils in fiction. Also some brooding "I cAn FiX hIM" disasters are pretty fun on paper. But I avoid the first like the plague and find the second extremely lame IRL.
 
I took a shine to McCready in Fallout 4. Got him in romance status and had him following me everywhere. Sweet guy but not a pussy.

Has a harrowing backstory in regards to his late wife (she was eaten alive by feral ghouls when they rested in a subway for the night with their newborn baby)
 
Replaying the Dragon Age games and I forgot how much I liked all of the romance options for players. Alistair's a bro and he's the best for a more storybook romance, but Zevran slowly realizing he's in love and being afraid of it is also nice. I wish we got to romance Sten though. He's a giant warrior man who typically doesn't like when you make compassionate choices and prefers swift action, but he also will play with kittens and get all tsundere about it when called out.
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I can't think of a single thing I like about Anders in DA2 but Fenris is popular as fuck for a reason with the ladies. As far as Inquisition goes I remember playing it for the first time when I was younger and having a thing for Cole as a fellow unkempt autist (plus he's a sweetheart, but being a spirit of compassion will do that to you).
 
Corvus from Heretic, love this guy
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As a femme RPGtard I absolutely love elves, namely the western type (think TES, WoW, DnD, Warhammer...) where they're badass war mongering lean mean machines and this dude just does it for me he's so cool
 
I've seen far more thirsting after Jimmy from Mouthwashing than I had wanted to see. Curly too pre- and post his Joshua Graham treatment.
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In a state of perpetual grief for my war criminal ex Ghost because he got ruined for me by tiktok zoomers. fujos, and Gooner Booktok meemaws...hopefully it'll all die down once Modern Slopfare 4 comes out
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PandaChai said:
I've seen far more thirsting after Jimmy from Mouthwashing than I had wanted to see. Curly too pre- and post his Joshua Graham treatment.
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The youth yearn for the Burned Man.
 
Generic Anime Girl said:
Question for da gorls: Is your taste in pixelated men different or similar to your real life preferences?
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Yes, in that I don't actually want to be in the proximity of irl men.

On topic, not from a video game but on a slight key.....
 

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I know I've posted him before, but I want to post the OG Death Sworn Viktor before he gets nuked forever.
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His new skin is an abomination. He lost all his muscle and looks like he attends the glory hole theme park. THIS Viktor I'd happily smash my face into his tiddies.
 
I don't really play video games (prone to motion sickness/non competitive) but Mr. Cool Dude suggested I would probably enjoy Baldurs Gate, designating himself to a spiritual cuck chair, in effect.

I do like that Sad Wizard and the Effete Vampire.
 
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