Video Game Husbands - Lusting after pixelated men

[User 190298]

hes vwry pretty

 

[Caramelo]

I remember Mr. 47 and his glorious polished head being mentioned in this thread, but I don't remember a mention of Lucas Gray:

He is practically 47 with hair and his voice is damn fine. God bless his voice actor.
Forgive if I didn't thumbnail correctly. I'm mobilefagging.

 

[Super Guido]

Oh absolutely
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No but seriously, Vega is pretty hot
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Nice. What about Doctrine Dark? Not my type, and he looks like he's seen some shit.

 

[Nameless One]

I don't know if anyone has somehow not posted it yet but James Sunderland (he can be fixed)
Francis York Morgan

 

[Fall Bondler]

I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone post either of these two assholes yet. I always gravitated towards the smug, asshole characters when I was younger. Played the shit out of these games on Xbox 360 as well.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

no Pyramid Head?

 

[PandaChai]

The problem is you just know he's into some weird degradation stuff in the bedroom, being powerful does strange things to the sexual psyche of men.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

he's so skrungly and silly

edit: JOSHUA IS STILL MY NUMBER ONE

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

I'm so, so fucking sorry, I just can't deny it anymore.

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i'm going to be brave enough to admit that meta knight was my sexual awakening.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

i'm going to be brave enough to admit that meta knight was my sexual awakening.

It's the voice. God help me, it's always the voice.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

It's the voice. God help me, it's always the voice.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=axQrbumgKlw

sexy accent + mask has ruined me for life.

 

[The Decimator]

It's the voice. God help me, it's always the voice.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=axQrbumgKlw

I prefer in the anime where he has the Mexican accent

 

[JED]

My type seems to be absolute freaks

 

[Nameless One]

no Pyramid Head?
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That is not Pyramid Head. Thats a DBD fag design for fujobait, a cosplayer wearing a generic design. This is the only real one.
Also Michael Kaufmann, Vincent, Walter Sullivan, and Valtiel are sexier. >:]

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

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sup bbygrl

 

[JED]

sup bbygrl

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

Looking at my usual type of fictional husbandos there's a concerningly-low number of actual humans among them. But Wrex is still my boy and I'm disappointed I couldn't bang him.


I think I also have a tiny crush on Bruz from Shadow of War because he's such a goofy Aussie murder machine, but on the other hand the dude's like ten feet tall and I'm not a fan of death by snu snu.

 

[The Luigi Player]

I would bang caveman johnson

 

[PandaChai]

All of the Path of Exile men, even Grigor.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Looking at my usual type of fictional husbandos there's a concerningly-low number of actual humans among them. But Wrex is still my boy and I'm disappointed I couldn't bang him.
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I think I also have a tiny crush on Bruz from Shadow of War because he's such a goofy Aussie murder machine, but on the other hand the dude's like ten feet tall and I'm not a fan of death by snu snu.
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is everything okay at home?