UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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After the F35B spook they are now trying to prepare for potential dogfights in the skies of Caracas so as a show of "force" they started to train pilots in a hurry

The result was a helicopter falling for lack of maintenance, crashing in a junkyard and killing everyone inside

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I should say that was expected but it's still hilarious. Holy shit he intends to take on the gringos with shit that breaks down the moment they use it.

Place your bets how he'll twist this for the idiots in his cult. "A gringo drone shot it down with nukes"
 
Oh sure, a heli can stop a plane from yeeting your ass across the horizon... oh wait no that's not their fucking role. Even if they didn't hold back on maintaining the old shit nor stole parts to pad their paycheck that was a Maduro level smoothbrained idea.
They are making a entire lolcow show trying to get ANYTHING working in case of a full confrontation, they are doing entire shows on TV like they are in a tom clancy novel with dramatic music and everything when every military expert has clearly stated that the USN destroyers can just tomahawk them from where they are with range to spare

And those 3,7 millions* milicians they like to brag are only issued Mossin Nagants because there is no money to get anything remotely decent

*this number is just blatantly false there is REGISTERED milicians but it means nothing is just a checkmark in the PATRIA system to check this out get a HIGHER chance of getting benefits, i could register right now and it would not mean anything
 
And those 3,7 millions* milicians they like to brag are only issued Mossin Nagants because there is no money to get anything remotely decent
Shame they're sanctioned to hell and back. I remember when an old shit-ass Mosin of dubious quality only ran like a hundred bucks at Big 5 Sporting Goods. Could dump them onto the US civilian market and then buy some actual weapons. I'm sure Bass Pro could arrange a trade-in program for some AR-15's since Venezuela has even less cash at hand than 1980's Soviet Russia did.
 
Shame they're sanctioned to hell and back. I remember when an old shit-ass Mosin of dubious quality only ran like a hundred bucks at Big 5 Sporting Goods. Could dump them onto the US civilian market and then buy some actual weapons. I'm sure Bass Pro could arrange a trade-in program for some AR-15's since Venezuela has even less cash at hand than 1980's Soviet Russia did.
The M91/30s imported twenty years ago were almost always in excellent condition because they had all been refurbished in the 70s as some sort of Soviet make work program and then stored in Ukrainian salt mines after being slathered with cosmoline. The Soviets made over 14.5 million of the damn things and learned a thing or two from the previous world wars so they stored every gun they could get their hands on including the Thompson sub-machineguns that came with the Lend-Lease tanks we sent them. I've seen surplus guns from humid jungle countries like Venezuela and they're always in rough condition.
 
They are making a entire lolcow show trying to get ANYTHING working in case of a full confrontation, they are doing entire shows on TV like they are in a tom clancy novel with dramatic music and everything when every military expert has clearly stated that the USN destroyers can just tomahawk them from where they are with range to spare

Full confrontation? More like target practice.
 
Silly SomethingHappeners. They will never learn.

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Well fuck me they are that stupid, I guess this is the result of communist spic military doctrine when you don't have the Soviet Union baby you and paying through the whole thing.

What exactly is the venezuelan army supposed to do in the 0.000000000000000001% chance something happens?
 
Well fuck me they are that stupid, I guess this is the result of communist spic military doctrine when you don't have the Soviet Union baby you and paying through the whole thing.

What exactly is the venezuelan army supposed to do in the 0.000000000000000001% chance something happens?
Defect and allow US troops to capture or kill Maduro, perhaps?

Loyalty in authoritarian, narco governments are based on who has the biggest gun pointed at your head, and or money. Only the retards that are drunk on the Marxist Kool Aid and the unwilling foot-soldiers will try to stall the force of nature that is the US military.
 
j/k The Maduro will never be churroed.
I dont know man, Caliphate news network is reporting that Lord Trumpet has authorized the rain of freedom and democracy in some targets of the cartels

This coincide with the report that Trump got tired of useless negotiations with Maduro using Grennel as a middle man, the cause of him getting tired of his bullshit is his refusal to leave power and give lame ass concessions that only benefit him, knowing the pattern is the same bullshit as always, removal of sanctions, a apology and promises they are not going to attempt anything against venezuela in exchange of political prisoners
 
I dont know man, Caliphate news network is reporting that Lord Trumpet has authorized the rain of freedom and democracy in some targets of the cartels

This coincide with the report that Trump got tired of useless negotiations with Maduro using Grennel as a middle man, the cause of him getting tired of his bullshit is his refusal to leave power and give lame ass concessions that only benefit him, knowing the pattern is the same bullshit as always, removal of sanctions, a apology and promises they are not going to attempt anything against venezuela in exchange of political prisoners
In 20 years as preparations to celebrate a century of Chavismo are underway, and Maduro, unchurroed, is stealing yet another election, I am going to quote this post at you and you'll feel totally owned.

Or I mean you would if the powergrid still worked. You gonna get get year-zero'd so hard PolPot going to look like a forward-thinking futurist.
 
I dont know man, Caliphate news network is reporting that Lord Trumpet has authorized the rain of freedom and democracy in some targets of the cartels

This coincide with the report that Trump got tired of useless negotiations with Maduro using Grennel as a middle man, the cause of him getting tired of his bullshit is his refusal to leave power and give lame ass concessions that only benefit him, knowing the pattern is the same bullshit as always, removal of sanctions, a apology and promises they are not going to attempt anything against venezuela in exchange of political prisoners

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What exactly is the venezuelan army supposed to do in the 0.000000000000000001% chance something happens?
Here's the thing; You already got proof of what would happen. Here's a live video of what our military did when they thought there was a drone strike happening when in reality it was just a propane tank exploding.

They'd fucking run away, save themselves. Our military is comprised of nothing but cowards who would never die for their country, they're only in the military for the good money benefits and the free access to guns plus the ability to bully anyone they want.
 
The guys of American Thinker posted that rant about Maduro.

October 6, 2025

The Trump noose tightens around Venezuela's Maduro​

By Monica Showalter

Venezuela's drug-dealing, election-stealing dictator, Nicolas Maduro, isn't seeing his problems going away any time soon.

The drug boats associated with his regime are continuing to get blown up by the U.S. Navy.

The latest news is that the U.S. intends to take over ports and airfields -- both of which are used to ship drugs to the U.S. and Europe.
 
And still, Maduro will remain completely unchurroed. Because the alternative to allowing Maduro to rule them from the Empanada Palace is to actually do something on their own to improve their lot in life. Having never had any Venezuelan ever do this before, they believe they are allergic and doing that will kill them.

Venezuelan President on Suicide watch. No, not Maduro. I mean Edmundo.

He and Gaydildo are sitting in Madrid right now, drenched in cold sweat, unable to sleep for the past two months. the POSSIBILITY Maduro could be churroed and their grift gravy train might be over - they might have to leave Spain and go back to run Venezuela is simply too horrific a fate to contemplate.
 
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