UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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Cubanodun said:
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Gentlemen, El Hombre Naranja has declared that the bombings start in 5 minutes

If you are near the border with Colombia, or in the coastals areas like Nueva Esparta or Sucre please dont be a idiot and run
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The return of the mythical table that has all the options on it.

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I am going all in

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Ghostse said:
Also that is a lie. The option to Churro Maduro isn't on the table. It can't be. The man cannot be churroed.
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Wrong. Maduro will be churroed because I created a Happenings thread about the coming war. How can there be a thread about a Happening if there is no Happening?

The batter is mixed, loaded into the pastry bag, and the oil is hot. The Churroing is gonna happen and there's nothing you nor Maduro can do to stop it.
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
The batter is mixed, loaded into the pastry bag, and the oil is hot. The Churroing is gonna happen and there's nothing you nor Maduro can do to stop it.
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That's the beauty. I don't have to stop it. It can't happen. Its like trying to leg-lock a man with no legs.
 
The churroning will not happen. If there's even the slight chance of an invasion Maduro will surrender himself to the United States. Thanks to his "sacrifice" he'll be declared a national hero, statues will be raised in his name, he'll truly become a part of history.

It'll be hilarious.
 
I honestly kinda hope that Trump does knock off Maduro. Honestly it's not very high risk, south american browns aren't going to battle it out for decades like the Taliban, it'll end up like the Panama operation that got Noriega.
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
The return of the mythical table that has all the options on it.

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I am going all in

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Do it and get some shekels

Hammerstein said:
The churroning will not happen. If there's even the slight chance of an invasion Maduro will surrender himself to the United States. Thanks to his "sacrifice" he'll be declared a national hero, statues will be raised in his name, he'll truly become a part of history.

It'll be hilarious.
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I just pray that a missile land exactly in the Cuartel de la Montana , that abomination of a temple they did to worship Chavez corpse like he is the god emperor of mankind
 
Gog & Magog said:
I say we replace Maduro with @Cubanodun.
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If it was for me i will go full Milei in this shithole, total cleansing of the filth, not swamp drain, complete incineration

In other hilarious news, apparently Gustavo Petro is on YOLO mode and knowing he is going to get churro next year (Colombia had their own Charlie Kirk moment and this dumbass basically let the kid that shot the guy free)

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I suppose he wants to speedrun getting kicked out after his main sponsors aka the guerrilla that Maduro protects is going out of business when the missiles start to rain in Merida
 
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Cubanodun said:
If it was for me i will go full Milei in this shithole, total cleansing of the filth, not swamp drain, complete incineration

In other hilarious news, apparently Gustavo Petro is on YOLO mode and knowing he is going to get churro next year (Colombia had their own Charlie Kirk moment and this dumbass basically let the kid that shot the guy free)

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I suppose he wants to speedrun getting kicked out after his main sponsors aka the guerrilla that Maduro protects is going out of business when the missiles start to rain in Merida
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petro was already getting churro'd because consecutive terms are a no-no in colombia, but if they weren't he'd lose horribly next year anyway
 
Must be a slow day for Trump because he just went, picked the phone and told the task force up there to send F 35s so close to the coast of venezuela you could practically see them from the beaches, this kickstarted a massive bitchfit of our army saying is a "insult" to our nation and they will go to the UN to complain about it

You know the UN that they called it a branch of the imperial regime of the USA and they would not obey any ruling they had against us, the same UN that ignore us because we are balls deep in debt with them, that UN

Popular reaction is mocking them because if they were so close why they did not do anything? were not all of you saying that you guys would destroy the USA completely if they even dared? pretty pathetic that your first reaction is going to the press sweating cascades while believing the UN will help them
 
Cubanodun said:
Popular reaction is mocking them because if they were so close why they did not do anything?
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What can they even do? We saw what a similar air defense setup can do against F-35s in the Iran-Israel conflict back in June - jack shit. Their Su-30s and 80s retro F-16s probably can't even see them on their RADARs. Whatever they do, they're fucked, either the AA launchers get blown up or they lose a couple planes.
 
After the F35B spook they are now trying to prepare for potential dogfights in the skies of Caracas so as a show of "force" they started to train pilots in a hurry

The result was a helicopter falling for lack of maintenance, crashing in a junkyard and killing everyone inside

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America winning by doing nothing
 
Cubanodun said:
After the F35B spook they are now trying to prepare for potential dogfights in the skies of Caracas so as a show of "force" they started to train pilots in a hurry

The result was a helicopter falling for lack of maintenance, crashing in a junkyard and killing everyone inside

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America winning by doing nothing
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This has to be fucking fake, I refuse to believe these guys are THIS fucking incompetent, are you sure this isn't a photo of a crash from 2023 or something? Again, there's no fucking way they fucked up something as easy as a little fly over with their gay russian helicopters or whatever.
 
Armor King said:
This has to be fucking fake, I refuse to believe these guys are THIS fucking incompetent, are you sure this isn't a photo of a crash from 2023 or something? Again, there's no fucking way they fucked up something as easy as a little fly over with their gay russian helicopters or whatever.
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Nope, seria; YV3549, was 2 trainees that were still on military school and yes our army is that incompetent thats why the say that "our army is only good against unarmed civilians" holds true
 
Armor King said:
This has to be fucking fake, I refuse to believe these guys are THIS fucking incompetent, are you sure this isn't a photo of a crash from 2023 or something? Again, there's no fucking way they fucked up something as easy as a little fly over with their gay russian helicopters or whatever.
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Hi. Welcome to the Venezuela thread. You must be new here.
 
Cubanodun said:
After the F35B spook they are now trying to prepare for potential dogfights in the skies of Caracas so as a show of "force" they started to train pilots in a hurry

The result was a helicopter falling for lack of maintenance, crashing in a junkyard and killing everyone inside

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America winning by doing nothing
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Oh sure, a heli can stop a plane from yeeting your ass across the horizon... oh wait no that's not their fucking role. Even if they didn't hold back on maintaining the old shit nor stole parts to pad their paycheck that was a Maduro level smoothbrained idea.
 
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