UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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Adamska said:
Reminder that Maduro had to go crawling back to said Jewish Capitalists because his dumpsterfire of a country can't even maintain their own refineries without tech staff and new parts from the US.
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Pretty much, all the tech we use for our refineries has american patents, he tried to swap them to chinese technology and failed miserably because a) they suck and b) china insisted in vetoing who get to work in them, Maduro wanted the tech to boost employment rates but China said no
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The president went on to stress that Sunday’s electoral result would represent a choice between “peace or violence, fascism or popular democracy, savage capitalism or Christian socialism, a sovereign nation or a [US] colony.”
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99% of the people dont give a shit if they are a US colony at the end of this, they want Maduro gone

This election is one of the weirdest i have participated because for years we have been stuck in a slump of people dont caring to go to vote and empty voting centers with no witness to even give a shit about corroborating the results that changed a lot recently

According to my old connections in the party, the plan is to follow Milei footsteps, a man that actually defeated the Chaviztas on his own country by forcing a MASSIVE voting and MASSIVE corroboration and logistics in all the voting centers, the goal of this is to force the government to give the vote act that the machine give while is offline, that act will kill any shenanigans they want to pull and they have to give them to the witness by law, another thing that the opposition has managed to loophole is to have 10 witness instead of 1 how you ask, by law you can only have 1 witness per candidate, the election is literally between Edmundo and Maduro, but there is a unofficial arrangement between the sellout witness because the goal of this is to get rid of Maduro and they are aware their candidate is useless and is not going to win, but having 9 more witness will help a lot

So because of this Maduro has a more than high chance to lose now, they are doing really weird stuff like violating the law by doing exit polls (they are illegal) on official channels showing Maduro as a winner by a huge margin a thing that everyone know is a lie, next they close the air zone to prevent emigrants to come to vote and also forbid people that leaved (literally 9 million votes of people that hate him) to vote, people call them hypocrites because the olympic delegation was allowed to vote in france even when not a single of them live there

So what are our dear government lover of peace doing? sending colectivos to scare people and close voting centers and prohibiting people to vote, but that went as good as expected, people is aware that the true colectivos leaved the country a long time ago and beated the crap out of them, when they tried to close the voting centers people just kicked the door and started to pick fights with the GN and the chaviztas that went into hiding in the bathrooms like the rats they are and demanding to be allowed to vote

I personally dont think he is going to leave, but he winning will destroy any kind of semblance of democracy here
 
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A little update, Maduro is hated so much that Maria Corina managed to actually get half the country to vote him out, 9 millions votes was Chavez at his peak, Maduro has never managed to break the 3 million barrier so there is a theoretical 6 million people that want that fuck gone
 


TL;DW the title is wrong, the Venezuelan embassies across the world have made it damn-near impossible for Venezuelans living abroad to register and vote - because those votes would easily vote him out.

There's slightly over 5 million Venezuelans in Arg, but only 69 thousand were registered to vote.
 
The increase of desperate tactics have escalated, there are still voting centers that have not opened because the communist refuse to open it with the support of the army

Ofc people got angry and decide to fix the issue the only way they know



Edit: according to the data we are running on the hq, the gap for Maduro to do fraud is immensely high, there is no way he can pull his famous stunt to bring people in the middle of the night to vote
 
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Adamska said:
This is amusing. I can't wait for the opposition to lay down and die again.
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I would have agree with you but the "opposition" leaders got buttmad and left when they lost the primaries including jackasses like Leopoldo Lopez and Henrique Capriles that people dont forgive what they did

Guaido is another one that disappeared and no one know where he is
 
Super-Chevy454 said:
I guess Maduro have taken care of Guaido and gived him the Jimmy Hoffa treatment.
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People declared him persona non grata after giving them false hope with this shitty attempt of a coup, he is a embarrassment that escaped to the USA because he got one guyd into believing he was going to get arrested

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Until 3 hours ago we have 11,7 millions votes confirmed
 
Cubanodun said:
the goal of this is to force the government to give the vote act that the machine give while is offline, that act will kill any shenanigans they want to pull and they have to give them to the witness by law, another thing that the opposition has managed to loophole is to have 10 witness instead of 1 how you ask, by law you can only have 1 witness per candidate, the election is literally between Edmundo and Maduro, but there is a unofficial arrangement between the sellout witness because the goal of this is to get rid of Maduro and they are aware their candidate is useless and is not going to win, but having 9 more witness will help a lot
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This is great and I wish them the best, but all in vain as the Maduro cannot be churroed.
 
Cubanodun said:
Guaido is another one that disappeared and no one know where he is
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That faggot is living in Miami, at the expense of the US tax payer and what "foreign aid" he stole, pretty much the same thing he did here, back home. They should put his ass on a C-130 and dump his ass in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

I been getting reports from polling stations from friends and family, all the reports paint Edmundo as the clear winner. I'm optimistic and yet apprehensive too.
 
Ghostse said:
This is great and I wish them the best, but all in vain as the Maduro cannot be churroed.
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Actually im surprised of the reports i have been reading in the HQ and on the whatsapps networks, every single voting machine that is being closed the opposition double Maduro in votes and even triple the amounts in rural parts we are talking that if maduro get 50 we get 300

And there is no way to cheat this because we have the official votes report from the machine, people is on every voting center fighting toe and nail for it to prevent their usual shenanigans

Reports from Caracas from our guys in CNE say that the situation in the counting room is grim for the chaviztas because they cant find any way to just pull votes out of thin air they were expecting a ceremonial voting process with no one going so they could inflate the voting count, Maduro is supposedly requesting to lose by a less humiliating margin but there is no way to physically do it because of how the system was made
 
Adamska said:
I'm predicting a Mexico 1988 situation. Expect a "Se cayó el sistema" when they try to claim the machines were hacked or some shit.
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The voting machines are stand alone and only transmit data after it is closed and it printed the report the report, they cant do the gameshark anymore

I have right now the report in my hand of my voting centre, it has 2029 registered voters 1078 people voted, Maduro got 231 votes and Edmundo got the whooping quantity of 847 votes if the beatings were for 1 or 2% percent i would be worried but is the same song everywhere we tripled or doubled the quantity of votes he has
 
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Cubanodun said:
Actually im surprised of the reports i have been reading in the HQ and on the whatsapps networks, every single voting machine that is being closed the opposition double Maduro in votes and even triple the amounts in rural parts we are talking that if maduro get 50 we get 300

And there is no way to cheat this because we have the official votes report from the machine, people is on every voting center fighting toe and nail for it to prevent their usual shenanigans

Reports from Caracas from our guys in CNE say that the situation in the counting room is grim for the chaviztas because they cant find any way to just pull votes out of thin air they were expecting a ceremonial voting process with no one going so they could inflate the voting count, Maduro is supposedly requesting to lose by a less humiliating margin but there is no way to physically do it because of how the system was made
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I am not saying you're wrong. But that has never stopped incompetent, powerhungry commies (I repeat myself) before. I'm excited to see what fresh horseshit Maduro busses in to avoid Churroing.
 
Looks like Maduro is losing the election but there's no way he's going to give up power. He'll try to steal it first and if that doesn't work, he'll just ignore the election results. I imagine that he has the support of the army?
 
SmugAutist said:
Looks like Maduro is losing the election but there's no way he's going to give up power. He'll try to steal it first and if that doesn't work, he'll just ignore the election results. I imagine that he has the support of the army?
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My final act as president of Venezuela is to create the office of Super President, a life time appointment that can only be filled by a previous president of Venezuela.
 
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