UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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He is going full DSP baiting a war that he cant win, he also know that if he let Maria Corina participate and the americans guarantee he cant cheat he is out, America was clear, all the bans must go or the sanctions come back and his stupid plan that the supreme must decide knowing those wankers dont do anything except break the constitution every single day is the most ass backward way of do it

tldr he is relegating the decision to his own paid courts so america cant blame him for not following the accord he signed, he ACTUALLY believe this childish move will work
Could this be it? Could this be how the Maduro gets churroed?
No.
 
Sign and then cash the CIA's checks, presumably.
Its amazing how few morals people in the Second and Third World have when someone decides to opens their checkbook and buy some loyalty off them...
I normally hate socialist but I have to give Venezuela credit for proving that restricting access to food makes women more attractive
There's something about mestizo genes that makes their women start turning into balloons the minute they hit their thirties.
 
There's something about mestizo genes that makes their women start turning into balloons the minute they hit their thirties.
Those are the ones that get pregnant, i dont know what womens in Maracaibo has that when they have their first kid their asses become yuge

In local reports the cope is at maximum levels, complete lack of movement and interest in voting centers, only people chatting with friends, or families just sitting in the centers where no one goes, at least the guys that deliver food are making good cash money out of it

I think the only interesting event that happened today was that they found a Sukhoi missile in someone backyards

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If Americans guarantee coming to the elections to prevent him cheating then yes, maybe
nah He wont be this bold if the americans havent cut him a deal, biden needs that oil to go lower so they cant lose venezuelan oil yet.
Those are the ones that get pregnant, i dont know what womens in Maracaibo has that when they have their first kid their asses become yuge

In local reports the cope is at maximum levels, complete lack of movement and interest in voting centers, only people chatting with friends, or families just sitting in the centers where no one goes, at least the guys that deliver food are making good cash money out of it

I think the only interesting event that happened today was that they found a Sukhoi missile in someone backyards

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Serious question by your estimations how many people have fled from venezuela so far? Is it 10% or more of the population i read now something like 20% are gone also how is the economy still crazy or just everyone broke but the currency stable?
 
nah He wont be this bold if the americans havent cut him a deal, biden needs that oil to go lower so they cant lose venezuelan oil yet.

Serious question by your estimations how many people have fled from venezuela so far? Is it 10% or more of the population i read now something like 20% are gone also how is the economy still crazy or just everyone broke but the currency stable?
The official numbers is that 7 millions venezuelans left the country but my numbers are more like 10 or so because you can ask any venezuelan in the streets and there is like a 90% chance they know someone left or someone on their family left, our currency has become stable not for anything the government has made, it became stable when they actually paired the price of the dollar to the real price that has internationally and soft dolarized everything, to the point that you dont see prices anymore in bolivares but everything is on american dollars, paying in bolivares is frowned and you are king if you have dollar bills

Edit: still dont be stupid, if you are american dont come here, they will arrest you if they smell you come from the first world
 
They are starting the Phase 2 of Cope mode, they are arresting journalists that are taking pictures of empty voting centers

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nah He wont be this bold if the americans havent cut him a deal, biden needs that oil to go lower so they cant lose venezuelan oil yet.
I think his deal - relaxing sanctions in exchange for telling Putin to go fuck himself - is only going to cover up to saber rattling, and won't be worth spit if the CIA thinks they make a better deal with the challenger.
 
By the way the results of the referendum are in:
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Tweet (Archive). The Google Translation of the Tweet is accurate.

These were the questions (Archive):

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I don't know where they got 10 million people to vote because in my home town every voting center was empty, I saw that while I drove around some of my relatives who went to vote they were "assertively coaxed" in to voting (They were threaten that they were going to be fired or they were going to cut them off of government aid). I told them that they were better off without it since it amounts, in some cases, to little under 20 USD a month. They could find a job somewhere else that could pay them more.

I didn't vote because this is nothing but a propaganda move. There is no real interest in recovering and exploiting that land. I also don't believe that a bunch of judges in the Netherlands should have a say in the business of my country. Nor I agree with annexing the Esequibo via the 5th question, if we want that land then we should ask the people that live there to which country they want to belong to, either Venezuela or Guyana. And it's also filled with niggers and Indians of both kinds, street drunks and street shitters.

EDIT: I remember that there is a news outlet in English about what happens (politics-wise mostly) in Venezuela, they recently published an article about the dispute with Guyana and how the Bolivarian government essentially ignored this isssue until it could use this dispute for propaganda (Archive)
 
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I don't know where they got 10 million people to vote because in my home town every voting center was empty
I knew they were going to exaggerate the numbers but this is the most bullshit number they could ever come with, how the crap they managed to pull more votes than Chavez on his peak, thats 50% of the electoral population, everyone, even on the same party are calling this madness, is impossible than 10 million people want to go willingly to a war they cant win

how the Bolivarian government essentially ignored this isssue until it could use this dispute for propaganda (Archive)
Is the second time they done this but not even when they had Tibisay on the payroll they dared to be this stupid, this is a lie, everyone know is a lie, i believe they did this bullshit number to show they are willing to cheat this hard to prevent Maduro getting yeeted next year
 
I knew they were going to exaggerate the numbers but this is the most bullshit number they could ever come with, how the crap they managed to pull more votes than Chavez on his peak, thats 50% of the electoral population, everyone, even on the same party are calling this madness, is impossible than 10 million people want to go willingly to a war they cant win
They are now coping that they said 10 million votes, not 10 million voters. I'm sure you are asking yourself now, how do you have 10 million votes without 10 million people? Well, the government is counting the response to each question as a vote. Meaning that if you got 10 million votes, then around 2 million people voted. Which a very small amount for the money, time and effort the government put towards the campaign for the Esequibo.

All I can say is: lol, lmao even.
 
I knew they were going to exaggerate the numbers but this is the most bullshit number they could ever come with, how the crap they managed to pull more votes than Chavez on his peak, thats 50% of the electoral population, everyone, even on the same party are calling this madness, is impossible than 10 million people want to go willingly to a war they cant win
Pray tell, assuming Venezuela invades, how long could they reasonably occupy Esequibo?
 
Pray tell, assuming Venezuela invades, how long could they reasonably occupy Esequibo?
They wouldn't even get that far. The U.S. would immediately respond if they even thought for a second that Venezuela was going to attack Guyana (remember, that it was the U.S. that helped set the current border in the first place, so they have a vested stake in this). The last thing Maduro wants is to give Uncle Sam a reason to introduce "DEMOCRACY!!!" to Venezuela. Though, at this point, the Venezuelan people would probably welcome the U.S. with open arms.
 
They wouldn't even get that far. The U.S. would immediately respond if they even thought for a second that Venezuela was going to attack Guyana (remember, that it was the U.S. that helped set the current border in the first place, so they have a vested stake in this). The last thing Maduro wants is to give Uncle Sam a reason to introduce "DEMOCRACY!!!" to Venezuela. Though, at this point, the Venezuelan people would probably welcome the U.S. with open arms.
I'm pretty sure the US wouldn't even get far. Columbia probably occupies Caracas before the indos even figure out which Narco KingPin they're supposed to report to now.

Pray tell, assuming Venezuela invades, how long could they reasonably occupy Esequibo?
That depends: Are we talking before or after Venezuela is annexed by Columbia?
 
I'm pretty sure the US wouldn't even get far. Columbia probably occupies Caracas before the indos even figure out which Narco KingPin they're supposed to report to now.


That depends: Are we talking before or after Venezuela is annexed by Columbia?
Colombia would rather be eaten alive by bullet ants than managing that shithole. They'd just smash them to shit and back and then leave at most.
 
Nobody is spending the money to fix the literally everything that the commies broke in Venezuela. Not before they spend a couple decades fixing themselves on their own once the country finally hits rock bottom and they hang the commies from lampposts
 
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