UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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Friendship ended with Vlad now Kamala is my best friend

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This confirm my suspicions, Biden will do ANYTHING to try to fix this mess even making pacts with murderers and Maduro gleefully accepted the deal, party be damned

Sorry Bro, any hope of Maduro getting churro'd vanished when Biden took office. The fact he didn't do the expected Obama policy of dropping to his knees and sucking off an anti-American regime while handing them a suitcase full of money was minor miracle. Vlad's loss is Maduro's gain and the largess will keep the wheels from flying off the commie bus for another decade at least.

You thought I was joking when I said you can't churro the Maduro. I was joking Jesus christ what devil did this guy make a deal with? Bus Driver to the immortal president for life. This nigga going to be ruling Venezuela from the golden throne for the next 40 millenia
Who's laughing now? the usual jews with their hooks in oil, profiting as the goys kill each other
 
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Sorry Bro, any hope of Maduro getting churro'd vanished when Biden took office. The fact he didn't do the expected Obama policy of dropping to his knees and sucking off an anti-American regime while handing them a suitcase full of money was minor miracle. Vlad's loss is Maduro's gain and the largess will keep the wheels from flying off the commie bus for another decade at least.

You thought I was joking when I said you can't churro the Maduro. I was joking Jesus christ what devil did this guy make a deal with? Bus Driver to the immortal president for life. This nigga going to be ruling Venezuela from the golden throne for the next 40 millenia
Who's laughing now? the usual jews with their hooks in oil, profiting as the goys kill each other


Indeed, Biden is lifting more sanctions we had in place.

The Maduro remains unchurroed.
 
The only thing that could have saved him was Russia doing something so stupid the Eurocucks would be forced to stop sucking Putin's oil-filled dicked. And low an behold, Putin saves Maduro from being churroed for another 2 decades at least
 
The only thing that could have saved him was Russia doing something so stupid the Eurocucks would be forced to stop sucking Putin's oil-filled dicked. And low an behold, Putin saves Maduro from being churroed for another 2 decades at least

Maduro might be the wetback version of Darkside Phil, he just keeps chugging along no matter fucking get's chucked at him. He's batshit insane but I'm almost in awe of his ability to not be assassinated or overthrown in some other fashion.

I guess you could also compare him to Castro too but the DSP comparison made me laugh.
 
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Maduro might be the wetback version of Darkside Phil, he just keeps chugging along no matter fucking get's chucked at him. He's batshit insane but I'm almost in awe of his ability to not be assassinated or overthrown in some other fashion.

I guess you could also compare him to Castro too but the DSP comparison made me laugh.
He's starting to look like the LatAm version of Lukashenko to me. Someone who appears to be a blundering tinpot dimwit but is much craftier than he lets on. Not some brilliant political genius by any stretch of the imagination but he's going to outlive quite a few of his western detractors and eastern 'benefactors'.
 
He's starting to look like the LatAm version of Lukashenko to me. Someone who appears to be a blundering tinpot dimwit but is much craftier than he lets on. Not some brilliant political genius by any stretch of the imagination but he's going to outlive quite a few of his western detractors and eastern 'benefactors'.

Naw DSP is accurate.
This new life line was not the result of any sort of plan or savy political maneuvering. This was straight luck where the West needs a few million daily barrels of oil to make up for the embargo of Russian oil and Venezuela has just that. Maduro was overseeing a continued slow crumbling when Biden actually kept the Trump level pressures on. Putin suddenly fucking up in Ukraine was nothing he had any control over.

Maduro stays in power because of how ineffectual he is. He's not a threat so he makes a good puppet. If you replaced him, the next guy might actually be effective and hard to control. Best to keep Maduro driving the bus.
 
Putin getting Done-In by Ukraine's Jewish Funny-man.
But the Maduro will never be Churroed, and Columbia has accepted this reality and restored full diplomatic ties


Imagine your opposition being so worthless, you are chosen over them by the regional rival when you and your predecessors provided safe harbor for their terrorist insurgency.
 
Sorry Bro, any hope of Maduro getting churro'd vanished when Biden took office. The fact he didn't do the expected Obama policy of dropping to his knees and sucking off an anti-American regime while handing them a suitcase full of money was minor miracle. Vlad's loss is Maduro's gain and the largess will keep the wheels from flying off the commie bus for another decade at least.

You thought I was joking when I said you can't churro the Maduro. I was joking Jesus christ what devil did this guy make a deal with? Bus Driver to the immortal president for life. This nigga going to be ruling Venezuela from the golden throne for the next 40 millenia
Who's laughing now? the usual jews with their hooks in oil, profiting as the goys kill each other
Maduro and Venezuela isn't a threat to US interests. Therefor the powers that be can afford to be flexible in their diplomacy. Personally I'm on board. Today's enemies are just tomorrow's allies of convenience.
 
Putin getting Done-In by Ukraine's Jewish Funny-man.
But the Maduro will never be Churroed, and Columbia has accepted this reality and restored full diplomatic ties


Imagine your opposition being so worthless, you are chosen over them by the regional rival when you and your predecessors provided safe harbor for their terrorist insurgency.
Is because Petro is a Ex guerrilla fighter and was Chavez cocksucker, that is why he lost the last election, his victory was seen with absolute horror by the Venezuelans that lived there but they did not migrate because Petro is cucked by all the factions that are still loyals to Uribe, he and his friend on Chile got so cucked that is hilarious, ever see a commie that is not allowed to do anything of value? just see Chile

The opening of the border come out of necessity and there was no point on it STILL only the border on LAND is open, our Airlines are still banned to go to another countries after the fiasco of the airplane that is stuck on Argentina because we bought it from Iran even when we are both sanctioned
 
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Can I get some translations for those of us who don't speak Spic and/or Surrender Monkey?
They are just greeting, Macaroni is just one of many that did a 180 and start to recognize Maduro again because our fearless leaders anti commies are so useless that after they were removed from the congress most of them leaved the country and Guaido is just a clown that get booed every time he go out to the streets

I know i have not updated this thread to much but let me give you a little hilarious fact, both political parties are preparing themselves to do a complete election of all branches early, at most next year, both are preparing their "electoral" machines and vowing they are going to have a fair (lol) and good election and both sides are claiming the people is absolutely ready for the new electoral process

The harsh reality is that internal polls for both sides show that a blatant 70% of the population dont give a crap about the political situation and get immensely hostile against political candidates
 
They are just greeting, Macaroni is just one of many that did a 180 and start to recognize Maduro again because our fearless leaders anti commies are so useless that after they were removed from the congress most of them leaved the country and Guaido is just a clown that get booed every time he go out to the streets

I know i have not updated this thread to much but let me give you a little hilarious fact, both political parties are preparing themselves to do a complete election of all branches early, at most next year, both are preparing their "electoral" machines and vowing they are going to have a fair (lol) and good election and both sides are claiming the people is absolutely ready for the new electoral process

The harsh reality is that internal polls for both sides show that a blatant 70% of the population dont give a crap about the political situation and get immensely hostile against political candidates

Oh, I know Maduro has avoided being churro'd due to Putin invading Ukraine and Maduro distancing himself from Daddy Putin, as they are in prime position to take over the world's need for shitty high-sulfer sludge oil.
And no one is supprised the French are cucking under to a commie.

What I meant is more the context of the greeting and if there were any particularly sensible chuckles from the video.

And of course no one is going to do anything. The money taps are about to turn back on so Maduro is about to be able to make wiping your ass great again.

No one did shit other than pray that people from other countries would die to save them from the mess they voted themselves into when Maduro was toppling, that nigga going to be driving Venezuelan politics until the day he dies of diabetes.
 
Maduro distancing himself from Daddy Putin, as they are in prime position to take over the world's need for shitty high-sulfer sludge oil.
About that, the commies are in a unusual hurry to get Biden to finish the negotiations and the removal of sanctions because they are afraid that a flipped senate and house will trash all the progress he has made, he has being so shameless that accepted any condition the americans asked as long as they come and fix our mess
What I meant is more the context of the greeting and if there were any particularly sensible chuckles from the video.
They just meet each other during the COP 27 meeting, i dont know what he was doing there because we are officially semi-expelled of the UN for hurting Maduro feefees and not paying our tithes and no there is nothing remarkable about it only that Macaroni is a hypocrite that switched sides when the US stopped caring about Guaido
 

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Apparently, Maduro superhero toys are a thing in Venezuela. The "Super Bigote" name would have been really funny, if the e at the end was removed. Maybe that's what the TLOU2 Stans mean, when they call people bigots for not liking that game, that they literally refer to this toy.
 

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Apparently, Maduro superhero toys are a thing in Venezuela. The "Super Bigote" name would have been really funny, if the e at the end was removed. Maybe that's what the TLOU2 Stans mean, when they call people bigots for not liking that game, that they literally refer to this toy.
So is this country's answer to Bluey?
 

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Apparently, Maduro superhero toys are a thing in Venezuela. The "Super Bigote" name would have been really funny, if the e at the end was removed. Maybe that's what the TLOU2 Stans mean, when they call people bigots for not liking that game, that they literally refer to this toy.
I saw them during the distribution because im part of the communal council, no children wanted them and they had to be returned to the distribution center, the guys just told us that they probably will have to destroy them or bury them because they keep getting returned
 
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