UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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I saw this tweet, well if we could call it a tweet since it's posted on Gettr about a Spanish article who mentionned then Venezuela is now ahead of Haiti as the more poorer country of the American continent.
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Gazeta do Povo on GETTR: Como a Venezuela passou o Haiti e se tornou o país mais pobre das Américas https://www.gazetadopovo.com.br/mundo/como-a-venezuela-passou-o-haiti-e-se-tornou-o-pais-mais-pobre-das-americas/?utm_source=gettr&utm_medium=midia-so

Como a Venezuela passou o Haiti e se tornou o país mais pobre das Américas https://www.gazetadopovo.com.br/mundo/como-a-venezuela-passou-o-haiti-e-se-tornou-o-pais-mais-pobre-das-americas/?utm_source=gettr&utm_medium=midia-social&utm_campaign=gazeta-do-povo
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Super-Chevy454 said:
I saw this tweet, well if we could call it a tweet since it's posted on Gettr about a Spanish article who mentionned then Venezuela is now ahead of Haiti as the more poorer country of the American continent.
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Gazeta do Povo on GETTR: Como a Venezuela passou o Haiti e se tornou o país mais pobre das Américas https://www.gazetadopovo.com.br/mundo/como-a-venezuela-passou-o-haiti-e-se-tornou-o-pais-mais-pobre-das-americas/?utm_source=gettr&utm_medium=midia-so

Como a Venezuela passou o Haiti e se tornou o país mais pobre das Américas https://www.gazetadopovo.com.br/mundo/como-a-venezuela-passou-o-haiti-e-se-tornou-o-pais-mais-pobre-das-americas/?utm_source=gettr&utm_medium=midia-social&utm_campaign=gazeta-do-povo
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In the article that is mentioned in that tweet, it says that almost 95% of Venezuelans live in poverty, and over 75% live in extreme poverty. How long will it take for that number to reach 100%, if it ever does?
 
Thiletonomics said:
In the article that is mentioned in that tweet, it says that almost 95% of Venezuelans live in poverty, and over 75% live in extreme poverty. How long will it take for that number to reach 100%, if it ever does?
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Venezuela will know true equality only when Maduro eats the last empanada in the country.
 
So time to necro this thread for another update coming from the shithole we call Venezuela, soon New Venevostok when Russia goes against the US in WW3

So after losing badly the last elections, comes time from the Referendum to remove Maduro, considering what happened in the last election and after the weird shit that happened in Barinas (Commies and sellouts got almost tied, CNE cancelled the election and made a new one, the sellouts bailed because they did not care and the opposition put a guy just because, and for some reason they beated the crap out of Commies and lost a state that was for 24 years the Dukedom of the Chavez family), people has high expectations of this because like i said earlier in this thread we got more votes than them but because they divided the vote we could not win in the referendum there is no way to split the vote so there is(?) a POSSIBILITY of removing Empanada man

But like always there comes the classic communist playbook, everyone got absolutely weirded after they actually ACCEPTED to do the referendum, and everyone begin to wonder what they were planning i predicted that because they cant legally cancel it or block it they are going to make it as painful as possible just to set it to fail like the did last time

I was not wrong

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CNE: You mongoloids pieces of shit need to get 4.3 million signatures in 12 hours or say bye bye to the referendum

To do some math you will need to get 4,25 signatures per minute without stopping, they just announced this out of nowhere, without any time to do any kind of logistic, the opposition is again bickering and running like headless chickens because they dont know if they pick this bait, try and fail or instead just go to the presidential elections in 2 years to also fail there

The weird part is that they could just have say no like last time so i dont know why they are doing this song and dance to keep kicking the dead horse of the opposition
 
Time for a little update now that the place is manageable, you guys should remember Alex Saab one of the best mans and super ally of Maduro that was arrested on Cabo Verde and extradited to the USA for being a corrupt piece of shit, during all this time our government has wasted MILLIONS of dollars in propaganda, concerts, protests, reunions and bitching in international forums about him and ask for his liberation but today the commies received a sour surprise and now they don't know what to to do

It was discovered during the trial that he has been a glowie asset for years, Maduro knew about this reunions but he actually believed he was talking with them to remove the sanctions when in reality he was selling him out to the glowies in exchange of not getting buttfucked

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The commies are in plan "don't believe the american empire lies", "if its was true why he was tortured for a year in cabo verde?", the rest are just laughing their ass off for the immense amount of money it was wasted

And no he was not tortured, he was shilling in a mansion in cabo verde until maduro people stopped pepping and the glowies could recover their asset
 
Sometimes the Glow Niggers manage to pull off some hilarious shennanigans.
 
Cubanodun said:
Time for a little update now that the place is manageable, you guys should remember Alex Saab one of the best mans and super ally of Maduro that was arrested on Cabo Verde and extradited to the USA for being a corrupt piece of shit, during all this time our government has wasted MILLIONS of dollars in propaganda, concerts, protests, reunions and bitching in international forums about him and ask for his liberation but today the commies received a sour surprise and now they don't know what to to do

It was discovered during the trial that he has been a glowie asset for years, Maduro knew about this reunions but he actually believed he was talking with them to remove the sanctions when in reality he was selling him out to the glowies in exchange of not getting buttfucked

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The commies are in plan "don't believe the american empire lies", "if its was true why he was tortured for a year in cabo verde?", the rest are just laughing their ass off for the immense amount of money it was wasted

And no he was not tortured, he was shilling in a mansion in cabo verde until maduro people stopped pepping and the glowies could recover their asset
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As much as I think the Risitas laugh is one of the Internet's most overdone and overused images... every so often there comes a bright, shining moment where its perfectly applicable to the sheer ridiculousness of the situation.
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The Empanada Man hoisting himself with his own petard is one of them.
 
Snekposter said:
The Empanada Man hoisting himself with his own petard is one of them.
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Now they are full paranoid mode because if the top man of Empanada man was a glowie then everyone can be a glowie asset, they are now pointing fingers, opening bogus investigations, claiming is a lie and to not believe the americans and a big etc, the best part is that they cant afford a purge because their recruitment quotas has been abysmals and Diosdado cabello (second in command) bitched on TV that ABSOLUTELY NO ONE of the new recruits gave a damn about the party, they only entered for the money but could not kick them out because doing it will kill the party

Edit: i received a weird new from my contact in PDVSA, apparently 3 days ago the russians came here and reunited with the entire government in La Campiña (PDVSA HQ) whatever it was talked its unknown but the day after 8000 people were laid off, according to the list they were people that were not doing anything because there is no production but were getting paid aka literally leeches
 
So Sleepy joe finally remembered that we have shitload of oil and are starved for cash so he is going to bend the knee to own Vlad, we back to the Magical Negro age

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Edit: for some clarity i think Biden guys passed something because last week Maduro raised the minimum wage from 7 to 30 dollars and PDVSA is recalling anyone that can spare, i have not worked for them in like 8 years and got called this friday for a interview
 
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Cubanodun said:
So Sleepy joe finally remembered that we have shitload of oil and are starved for cash so he is going to bend the knee to own Vlad, we back to the Magical Negro age

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Edit: for some clarity i think Biden guys passed something because last week Maduro raised the minimum wage from 7 to 30 dollars and PDVSA is recalling anyone that can spare, i have not worked for them in like 8 years and got called this friday for a interview
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too bad you're infrastructure is completely fucked and it will take years to rebuild your oil production. Let's hope it's at least 80 per barrel when you guys are operational again, for the peoples sake
 
soy_king said:
too bad you're infrastructure is completely fucked and it will take years to rebuild your oil production. Let's hope it's at least 80 per barrel when you guys are operational again, for the peoples sake
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Im more surprised he actually ACCEPTED to even talk to the americans, the weirder part is that i have consulted with all my family that most of us worked on PDVSA for years and my brothers theorized that one of the reason i was recalled is because i know English, others with more experience have not even received a call and i dont have any experience in production
 
Cubanodun said:
Im more surprised he actually ACCEPTED to even talk to the americans, the weirder part is that i have consulted with all my family that most of us worked on PDVSA for years and my brothers theorized that one of the reason i was recalled is because i know English because others with more experience have not even received a call
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I mean we accepted citgo gas for years, and you gotta get mobey for your churros somehow. Also, it may be possible he doesn't like the lingering taste of soy sauce and vodka from sucking Chinky and russky dick and he wants the aftertaste of bud light instead
 
soy_king said:
I mean we accepted citgo gas for years, and you gotta get mobey for your churros somehow. Also, it may be possible he doesn't like the lingering taste of soy sauce and vodka from sucking Chinky and russky dick and he wants the aftertaste of bud light instead
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The reason he sucked so much russian dick was because they could use moscow as a bridge to the international market, with Russia being cut of all the global banking system they are useless for him now, China treat us a lesser colony so he being a little bitch and being a sellout to the americans is highly convenient to the pockets of the party and the high command that see this as a opportunity to return to the times of the golden age where they could just throw money to anything to make the plebs shut up

Pretty sure he did not want to but the powers that are told him to shut the fuck up and accept the deal
 
Cubanodun said:
So Sleepy joe finally remembered that we have shitload of oil and are starved for cash so he is going to bend the knee to own Vlad, we back to the Magical Negro age

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Edit: for some clarity i think Biden guys passed something because last week Maduro raised the minimum wage from 7 to 30 dollars and PDVSA is recalling anyone that can spare, i have not worked for them in like 8 years and got called this friday for a interview
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Never forget that the Biden Administration went silent when actual Cubans protested against their government last year for silencing journos and dissenters for mistreatment in their society after Castro’s reign.

They looked at it as just a minor blip.
 
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