Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines: 2 - I want to believe, but...

[Tor Lugosi]

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this the game where one of the devs gave an interview in his cringy black gloves and super cool white hair combover or am I thinking of another dev team?

The devs themselves ooze homosexuality so I can see it bleeding into the main game.

no, you're sorta right but he (Brian Mitsoda, dude with the gloves) was part of the old team that got shitcanned

 

[Radola Gajda]

I finished playing the game, and honestly its a very average game.

How long did it take ?

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

OH IM SORRY! My diet consists of red head prostitutes for 100$ (used to be 50$ 20 years ago. damn you inflation!) you disgusting FAGGOT!

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Motion blur is part of the UE5 experience.

Motion blur is probably mandatory to hide awful animation

2025-10-22 09-49-05.mp4
Amazing dancing animation, stretch up and down, I see where the near decade of dev time went.

Oh yeah, I'm getting that sense of this is why you can't easily disable motion blur.
Not this specifically but because this is their idea of acceptable AAA animation.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Oh yeah, I'm getting that sense of this is why you can't easily disable motion blur.
Not this specifically but because this is their idea of acceptable AAA animation

Downscale for higher fps, upscale with ai, add sharpening, add blur, add vignette.. then add realtime raytracing!

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

How long did it take ?

Roughly 12 hours, give or take. 6 hours as the PC and 6 as Fabian. It felt like by the end of game I was playing more of Fabian than Phyre.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

oh btw im pretty sure the estrogen in the haven thing is a callback to finding the bottle of estrogen in the santa monica haven

i only now put that together

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

@Shiversblood Has been very quite since the games release.

 

[Miller]

Spell&Shield couldn't finish it:

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

@Shiversblood Has been very quite since the games release.

And that's good.
I never liked it.

 

[Michael Wade]

I love how the priest outfit changes the pedestrian diologue and I can just say God bless you to everyone. I'm surprised it's a 50/50 love/hate ratio. Although, it's hilarious they mostly have a " this person was disturbed by that" regardless of actual response.

Don't know if it was a color bug or what, but I saw an NPC that literally looked like Donald Trump with a red tie and bright yellow orange hair. He was polite and friendly lol. Tried to get a screenshot and noticed a major flaw with the PS5 version. ( YOU CAN'T screenshot without the menu being brought up)

Also you can't do multiple side quests at once, you can only do one at a time. I inexplicably continue to enjoy the game.

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OH IM SORRY! My diet consists of red head prostitutes for 100$ (used to be 50$ 20 years ago. damn you inflation!) you disgusting FAGGOT!

I definitely hate this guy more than anyone else.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

can you bang the big titty nigress of this shit has zero value whatsoever

 

[The handsome tard]

Arch is livestreaming a playthrough.

I am dying of cringe. Please. Don't embrace me. I don't want to come back.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mxDKnMIuH2g

Im no artist but the anatomy of those ta-tas is all out of wack.

Are the nipples just hanging underneath the boobage or the whole reck just that saggy underneath the surface?

You know its bad when I know the art isnt AI because AI art would draw the breasts to proportion (it would do many other wrong things but at least it knows to draw boobs when its allowed to).

He is the "Smiling Jack" of 2

So we switched from a badass sarcastic schemer vampire PIRATE to...this?



I miss the early 2000's so fucking bad, man...

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

So we switched from a badass sarcastic schemer vampire PIRATE to...this?

Not really, like I said before I was misinformed about his role. He's just some dead faggot ghost you talk to in a flashback.

 

[Grimoire Canthari]

Streamers would have been all over this, especially with how Bloodlines 1 was so loved. Instead, they're playing Silent Hill F, the newest slopmon and uma fucking musume. Hell, I've seen more people stream Bloodlines 1 this month than Bloodlines 2.

Even Dustborn got more attention if only to be riffed on

 

[Michael Wade]

Streamers would have been all over this, especially with how Bloodlines 1 was so loved. Instead, they're playing Silent Hill F, the newest slopmon and uma fucking musume. Hell, I've seen more people stream Bloodlines 1 this month than Bloodlines 2.

Even Dustborn got more attention if only to be riffed on

This 100 percent would have been glazed if they pulled a reverse final fantasy 15 and just renamed it as " a vampire masquerade story"

 

[Snekposter]

uma fucking musume

Considering we've got an active thread in this forum since it tickles that Kiwi autism in a way that not even the botegirls do I'd say its the least terrible gacha out there.

 

[Jace on ice]

and uma fucking musume.

Based on the gameplay footage I've seen I'd unironically rather play gacha than this, it looks absolutely horrible.

 

[Pentex]

>Half the VTMB2 player base succumbed to The Beckoning (to play a better game)

 

[God of Nothing]

>Half the VTMB2 player base succumbed to The Beckoning (to play a better game)

honestly, i want to replay night road and try to fuck over every other vampire while making mad stacks again
would be preferable to whatever the hell this is
just looking at it is giving me cancer