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I mean it isn't a NVME ssd, it's a GAY NEGRO WALL HACK DEVICE only the most degenerate of players use. Good on windows for taking out the trash
My opinion is that it's probably too low-level a solution and even if I don't think it's wrong/illegal, I don't think the trannies at Riot games are competent enough to do it safely.

A better solution is to simply rangeban China, Russia, India, Pakistan, Indonesia, Brazil, and the smattering of other third-world countries that cheat in F2P games because they're not bringing in any money anyway.
 
Double-edged sword.


Woe to Riot for publicly admitting for distributing malware.
Yet, aren't those cards actually super-specialized and there's zero possibility of actually messing up the mass-murder of said cards? Quickly checking up on that in internet:

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Doesn't look like firmware with a lot of additional, handy purposes for everyday user.

So, basically, affected people knowingly bought specialized firmware and knowingly installed kernel-level anti-cheat with full knowledge that said anti-cheat can detect those cards and said anti-cheat specifically stated that it can do that. Yeah, woe to those guys as well, they even paid for that it seems.

Talks about lawsuits is a massive cope, those who actually can roll into the lawsuit are not so numerous and they probably already break some kind of law regarding misuse of technology for hacking purposes, not sure.

UPD:

Found exact model of the cards from Riot screenshot,
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I’m retarded. I get the corpo malfeasance. But are people paying 6k USD to cheat at an f2p game
 
guys, i like to masturbate to the latest goonslop from riot as much as the next goy, but can we all take a moment and 'preciate how this lowkey mogs all the cheaters out there? I for one am buying a few extra battlepasses for my goth mommys on 'cord to celebrate.
:deagle::smug:
 
We’re probably half to a full generation away from biologically-integrated circuitry so I’d like to ask the seal clappers whether you’d be hunky-dory with a private company having knowledge of and access to the operating system to your brain, or your hydraulically-powered genitals
 
>the most utterly incompetent and china cock-sucking company in the entire universe has the ability to remotely brick your hardware
>hackers aren't able to ruin your eletronic toy and take away your hard-earned elo (imaginary numbers). Maybe.

Yeah sounds like an absolute reasonable tradeoff to me. Go Riot!
 
I mean it isn't a NVME ssd, it's a GAY NEGRO WALL HACK DEVICE only the most degenerate of players use. Good on windows for taking out the trash
I am looking at these cards, and a lot of them seem to be FPGAs with special cheating firmware preinstalled. They no doubt have legitimate uses, as long as a means of reprogramming them is available.
 
I'm all for banning cheaters but this is a bit much. They will be in a world of hurt if a false positive wrecks the wrong person's PC.
It doesn’t wreck anything; and if it did, I would be the happiest goy in the world. All it does is forces a re-install of Windows with no actual harm done.

Why are there so many attempts at defending this in this thread? Do goyim really?
I have no sympathy for riotniggers who willingly install malware.
 
seeing this many fallenchungus react images makes me think that retard really blow it out and also some people are so stuck in 2023-2025 or the Golden chungus era
 
From someone that lived through the borderlands updates and the forced monetization of literally every videogame ever: fuck all of them and fuck all of you for continually giving these scumbags money. stop giving them money. i get you like your games but goddamn.
They're hitting the hardware in a way that isn't irrecoverable, but will take you out for at least a day, and that's assuming you know how to do a OS reinstall.
its the same thing as hardware poling they tried to use for og drm that broke literally every game so they held off of shit like denuvo for a whole decade lol and or how starforce used to kill optical drives
 
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From someone thta lived through the borderlands updates and the forced monetization of literally every videogame ever: fuck all of them and fuck all of you for continually giving these scumbags money. stop giving them money. i get you like your games but goddamn.

its the same thing as hardware poling they tried to use for og drm that broke literally every game so they held off of shit like denuvo for a whole decade lol and or how starforce used to kill optical drives
I find the whole situation absurd. Apparently cheating is so rampant, and profit margins are so fucking tight in Valorant, that this is considered an appropriate escalation, a low level hardware/firmware attack to get niggers to fuck off. I'm just saying, there has to be a better use of people's time than cheating in fucking Valorant. Like go outside. Play a decent game that doesn't rape you.
 
On one hand, Riot is full of smug trannies and attention whores. On the other hand, the Chinese race's obsession and shamelessness with cheating is spiritually Indian. And on my third hand, people who play Valorant are retarded goysoomers. I hope all parties lose.
 
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