I'd forgotten that it was the festival...
Yup, you ready for Susie to have totally have had a crush on Noelle this whole time and for Kris/(you) to play matchmaker/third wheel?
I sure hope you don't think you'll be able to sabotage
le cute lesbian couple.
"Kris, can you help me set the mood so I can ask the love of my life Noelle to be my GF?"
>[Yes]
"Great, thanks
friend!"
>[No]
"Yeah you're right
friend, I should do this myself."
>[... What about me?]
"What do mean, 'what about me'? You set the scene and I do the asking! It's simple my
friend!"
"Kris, do you think Susie likes me?"
>[Yes]
"Really? You're the best
friend ever!"
>[No]
"Oh... Wait, I see! You mean she like-likes me!? Oh Kris, you're such a wonderful
friend."
>[... What about me?]
"Har-har funny joke. I'm being serious, do you think Susie likes me?"
*Locked into yes or no unless snowgrave.*
Remember, your choices don't matter! :^)