>volunteer as a mercenary
>get trained by Americans in modern warfare
>get bombarded WW1 style
>300 155mm shells land on you in 30 seconds
>they cost Russia nothing because they were manufactured in 1944 by some starving peasants
>open fire on "Ill equipped Russian troops"
>they begin to fire back with double your fire power because they have belt feds
>you didn’t bring a belt fed because every tacticool operator has convinced you a super specced AR15 is all you need
>hide in a trench
>eat a grenade
>loose 20% of your face because WW1 tactics still work
>Stalin sends his regards
>finally you slip into the abyss
>your last sight in your remaining eye is a Ukrainian soldier
>he’s dressing you in a Russian uniform and taking pictures
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