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The UK will make all the weapons now covered by the offensive weapon list illegal to own from 8th May, rather than just "carry in public", as I think it works now.

This turned up in my recommendations(I have no fukken clue why TBH), but I gave it a watch


The one thing that stood out for me was ...

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we are so cucked.

JFC do we need a strong leader, a father figure to guide us into sunlit uplands, someone to save us from these fucking morons we call a government.

Sign me up, a cool uniform would be a bonus.

Mod edit: additional source provided by @Graffiti canvas

https://www.nidirect.gov.uk/articles/knives-offensive-weapons-and-law
 
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2020, Cornwall, the Midlands, and the Northwest vote to secede from the United Kingdom, tell them they can bin their muslims, the Welsh and the Fookin scots too. Ask to join the United States as the 51st, 52nd, and 53rd States.
 
We are past the locenses
"OI UR BEING THROWN INTO PRISON FOR 5 YEARS FOR THAT FOOKING BUTTER KNIFE YA CHEEKY BUGGER"
 
Teeth are banned, you could bite someone with them... Do it too much they'll turn gray.
 
Unseemly and Feral said:
I can understand the public safety rationale of banning firearms, even if I strongly disagree with it. Even the banning of weapons like combat knives or non-cosplay swords. But this...
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is just excessive. None of these items are even knives.
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Are they seriously putting a ban on pliers? Jesus fucking christ what a country full of limp-wristed pussies.
 
It's getting to the point where they're going to need to ban anything that combine these two attributes:
  1. made out of a material tougher than human skin
  2. comes to a point or has a sharp angle
In other words, wrap all the sharp corners with rubber because the average british national needs to be treated like a literal toddler. Lolcow country.
 
There was a Twitter post a while when someone actually joked to the police about unlicensed butter knives and their legitimate reply was a butter knife can cause as much damage as a bayonet. Now correct me if i’m Wrong but at no point in recorded military history has there been a butter knife charge from the trenches.
I’m honestly tempted to buy some butter knives a bayonet and a pig from the butchers just to show them how stupid they bloody look.
 
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