🐱 Twitter Declares The Phrase ‘Learn to Code’ is Abusive Behavior

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https://boundingintocomics.com/2019...vior-after-numerous-journalists-get-laid-off/

Last week, the internet was rocked with the announcements that popular online news outlets Buzzfeed and The Huffington Post would be laying off members of their respective teams. While some believe the layoffs come as the parent companies realize that their traditional models of building a massive audience and attracting digital advertisers are no longer acceptably profitable, others point to a rejection of clickbait headlines and patently false stories by the public as the key reason for falling revenue streams.

Recently, both outlets have come under fire for publishing ‘fake news’: On January 17th, Buzzfeed ran a damning story regarding former Trump attorney Michael Cohen lying to congress about a Trump-tower project in Moscow, only for Special counsel Robert Mueller’s regularly silent office to issue a statement categorically denying the accuracy of the Buzzfeed report. Following the now infamous events of the January 18th anti-abortion event March for Life, The Huffington Postran numerous articles attacking the Covington Catholic High School students for being racist, disrespectful, and bigots, and even in the face of exonerating video evidence, doubled down on their condemnation by continuing to denigrate the students based on their own false narratives.

Following the announcements of these layoffs, a multitude of journalists who had been laid off took to Twitter to announce their unemployment and promote their services. Users across the internet quickly began to respond to these announcements with the phrase ‘Learn to Code.’ This phrase is in reference to the derision and condescension from journalists who advised that coal miners facing the extinction of their livelihood should just accept it and ‘learn to code’ if they truly wanted to remain relevant in the economic landscape.

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As more and more journalists were met with ‘learn to code’ in response to their lamentations, some began to grow aggrieved with the phrase:


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Some even became convinced that the growing frequency of the use of the phrase was a 4chantrolling campaign, despite provided screenshots only showing that 4chan was celebrating the announcements:
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Mere days after journalists took issue with the three word phrase, The Wrap media editor Jon Levine revealed that use of the phrase was soon to be classified as ‘abusive behavior’,
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Another user replied to Levine with proof that one of their tweets containing the phrase had violated Twitter rules:
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However, within hours Twitter had responded to this development with a spokesperson clarifying the specifics of the policy change to The Daily Beast reporter Max Tani:
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Levine also issued an update to his original tweet:
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Despite this clarification, many users feel that Twitter’s policy shift is hypocritical at best. Users cite the fact that tweets urging people to ‘fire on any of these red hat b****** when you see them’, comparing the Jewish people to termites, or directing the very same phrase of ‘Learn to Code’ at blue collar workers had no action taken against the tweets or the accounts posting them, while Twitter instantly sought to protect the litany of unemployed journalists against a three word piece of advice by taking direct action.
 
Basic hypocrisy. Harsh rules for all the proles and an iron ban-fist for the dissidents, while the favored elite that share @jack's political views feel only the softest of kid gloves.
 
Even if the issue was more complex then people just spamming "learn 2 code" in reply to journalist's tweets, the message here is still clear:

Journalists cannot take a joke.

You acted like writing for Buzzfeed was some protected class/job and trashed blue-collar workers when they got laid off, and now they're trashing you. Don't dish if you can't take.
 
Journalists are some of the most self-important people on the Internet. Their tweets alone ooze with arrogance and narcissism. They think their job is some sort of holy crusade to save the world, but they're less useful than your typical Starbucks barista. They probably failed out of algebra 1 in high school and took no STEM classes in college, so they have no actual skills to offer.
 
You can taunt journalists with "learn to Code" all you want but you can't run from the fact that if you switched jobs for six months, the journalists would be better coders then you would be at journalism.

Literally all I would need to do is give an accurate accounting of events from both sides and I'd automatically be within the top 10% of journalists. Would love to watch one of these super speshul mongoloids try and learn to use Python or C++. It'd be like watching a chimp try to grasp algebra.
 
lol. considering most of the writing done by these "journalists" is on twitter anyway it's probably a good idea to protect the blue checkmarks when they're unemployed as they will continue to provide content and clicks even without jobs.
 
Of COURSE Twitter would take their side.

It took them how many years to double the number of characters you're allowed in a tweet and not even give us an edit button? I'd tell them to learn to code, but the $10 they'd have to pay for Udemy classes is out of their price range.
 
Here's a heartwarming thought for you all. Right now there are probably multiple unemployed journalists out there trying and failing to learn to code. Why? Because this learn to code thing is a juicy little story that gets eyeballs, and the ultimate rejoinder for buzzfeed types would be a "they mocked me and shouted learn to code, so I did" style piece to epicpwn the trolls. Modern news writers love inserting themselves into their stories and making it personal, but no one is going to write a piece about how shit they are at software development. Therefore I can only conclude that there are quite a few journalists out there trying and failing to be the first one to print with a software project that won't embarrass them.
 
All the banhammers in the world that Shitter can throw out isn't going to be enough to save these fuckers from what has been a long time coming: every single bit of shit they've given the rubes for well over a decade finally coming back to them by hook or by crook. For all their years of deplatforming, dogwhistling and unwarranted self-important smugness, being hounded day in and day out by people telling them to go out and at least develop a skill for once in their sheltered boring lives is far too mild for what they really deserve like having Antifa try to invade their homes after they all openly cheered for that happening to their opponents

Fuck these people to death
 
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Journalists are some of the most self-important people on the Internet. Their tweets alone ooze with arrogance and narcissism. They think their job is some sort of holy crusade to save the world, but they're less useful than your typical Starbucks barista. They probably failed out of algebra 1 in high school and took no STEM classes in college, so they have no actual skills to offer.
This is the real tragedy, they didn't get their checkmarks taken away when they lost their jobs.
 
It’s times like this that I love the internet. I loathe most journalists regardless of their politics, especially the younger clickbait spewing bloggers. Watching them collapse and the following online butthurt is hilarious.
 
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