Twitter Autism - What is the dumbest thing you’ve seen posted on Twitter

[Gravemind]

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This faggot spends his day trying to get blocked by people more relevant than him.

There's a lot of Twitter accounts that do exactly this.

I'm not sure what drives these people to be such self-satisfied obnoxious cunts.

 

[retard strength]

 

[AnOminous]

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I'm sure this nonce is proud of another victory on Twitter for child sex predators. Unfortunately for them they're still hated in the rest of the world.

 

[Laburnum]

Never got the chance to post it earlier, but it's even funnier now with the benefit of hindsight:

 

[SparklyFetuses]

Archive: https://archive.is/0xVsN

Spoiler: OP posted a blank version as well

 

[Snuckening2]

idk where else to post this, but some groomer has just opened the most groomer-ish chatroom imaginable, for "LGBT teens", advertized using the selling-point of it's special features, for kids to hide their interactions from parents (or for groomers to hide interactions, from cursory inspection of their computer). He's slimy af, and has a bunch of sketchy Tweets justifying that functionality, and kids keeping stuff secret from parents generally. And also losing it at people calling him "groomer"


https://thetrevorproject.org
https://twitter.com/_bonewizard

https://twitter.com/_bonewizard/status/1595855756745506816

#Thanksgiving Happy Thanksgiving, or related holiday/gathering, and remember you’re loved and you’re important. There are people who want you here. Never be afraid to reach out. DMs are always open.

There's a special place hell for shameless chomos like this. It's fucking infuriating that retards like Keffals can run months of DDOS on KF, but shit like this goes unchecked; Hell, they'll probably with a gov't grant, or corporate sponsor or some faggotry.

 

[The handsome tard]

I recall seeing a tweet saying that whenever Bolsonaro is sad, she is happy (I think its a she given the Teen Titans Raven icon) and when he wants to die, she will stab him (ignoring that he had been stabbed already by a totally not paid actor that was deemed insane conviniently).
I replied saying that these are the words of someone sane and not mentally fucked by social media. She gave me a "sassy smart" reply that sounded smart in her head and a tranny liked her reply.

Good to be reminded that the place is still as crazy as usual and not worth my time

There's a special place hell for shameless chomos like this. It's fucking infuriating that retards like Keffals can run months of DDOS on KF, but shit like this goes unchecked; Hell, they'll probably with a gov't grant, or corporate sponsor or some faggotry

I legit hope the day comes where generations look back at these hideous cartoon strips and look down at them the same way we did at Jack T. Chick strips, probably worse (at least you could say that Jack meant well at the end of the day).

 

[osooolemiiio]

Something to chuckle / cackle at, by Retro_quant. Basically standard gib mi moni with a side of muh fragile khokhol pride.

Thing in question currently lives in Germany, draws pr0nz and grifts because, again, khokhol pride and no actual job (...wasn't there something something about KFC colonel always waiting for hot chicks... this one claims to be a troon, but Sanders doesn't seem to mind) ...

 

[Arianne Chan]

World biggest shithole

 

[Chao Garden]

troon zoomers sperging out over a sex joke

Spoiler

 

[Gondolindrim]

This just in: Liking Zack Snyder makes you a homophobe now apparently.

 

[HahaYes]

Imagine being so braindead you try claim a well known corporate EDR is fucking spyware while being a "CS PhD" student

L/A

Then doubling down and claiming that a laptop your organisation has purchased you for organisation related activity shouldn't have an EDR solution on it that monitors what happens on that laptop, and stops you running some dodgy file like you do on your own computer

L/A (Sorry for the wayback archives, archive.is currently takes upwards of 30 minutes to archive anything)


L/A

The replies are full of class A retards advising your local PhD sped to breach policy or try isolate the EDR by blocking it from making any sort of network connection to report back to its platform. An EDR worth its salt would go haywire as soon as that kind of activity was detected anyway. He should buy his own damn laptop and lock it down if he wants privacy for research. I bet he's used his .edu email for everything under the sun too, he seems like that type of faggot

Spoiler: Shit flinging

 

[Markass the Worst]

Imagine being so braindead you try claim a well known corporate EDR is fucking spyware while being a "CS PhD" student
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L/A

Then doubling down and claiming that a laptop your organisation has purchased you for organisation related activity shouldn't have an EDR solution on it that monitors what happens on that laptop, and stops you running some dodgy file like you do on your own computer
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L/A (Sorry for the wayback archives, archive.is currently takes upwards of 30 minutes to archive anything)

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The replies are full of class A retards advising your local PhD sped to breach policy or try isolate the EDR by blocking it from making any sort of network connection to report back to its platform. An EDR worth its salt would go haywire as soon as that kind of activity was detected anyway. He should buy his own damn laptop and lock it down if he wants privacy for research. I bet he's used his .edu email for everything under the sun too, he seems like that type of faggot

Spoiler: Shit flinging

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I don't understand why he doesn't just buy his own laptop if he wants to start a union or whatever. It's nothing to do with CrowdStrike, it's literally just standard security hygiene. Even if they didn't install EDR I personally wouldn't trust any machine that was installed by somebody else.

 

[HahaYes]

I don't understand why he doesn't just buy his own laptop if he wants to start a union or whatever. It's nothing to do with CrowdStrike, it's literally just standard security hygiene. Even if they didn't install EDR I personally wouldn't trust any machine that was installed by somebody else.

Agreed. He's too poor to afford a Macbook on his own so he's leeching from his university, but he wants to be exempt from any security monitoring ( ) even when it's legally the universities device and what they say goes. He has absolutely zero understanding of how even basic concepts of digital security work, especially in a corporate setting. God help whatever poor security team has to deal with him when he gets an actual job and learns what a corporate firewall is.

That's before we even get into the privacy side. If you want to truly be private, stay off the Internet. If you want to be as private as possible on the Internet, you wouldn't entertain the idea of a laptop set up by a third party in the first place. Something something wipe device, something something run Linux, something something research.

 

[AnOminous]

That's before we even get into the privacy side. If you want to truly be private, stay off the Internet. If you want to be as private as possible on the Internet, you wouldn't entertain the idea of a laptop set up by a third party in the first place. Something something wipe device, something something run Linux, something something research.

Or maybe he should just use the computer his employer provides for him to do the work he's being paid to do instead of whatever dodgy porn shit he was hoping he could do.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

 

[Polentic]

Let me introduce you to dyjimgi. Asian defense squad leader.

dyjimgi is a North Korea defender. I'm not sure why. Anyways dyjimgi claims no country (besides Imperial japan) has done anything nazi-like. But....

Spoiler: List of Asian Nations that were pretty Nazi-Like

Ottoman Empire
Mongols
Khmer Rouge
China (lmfao)
North Korea (lmfao)

And the cope that ensued was crazy.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Found this little gem:



On the one hand, I do agree that the routine
does look silly from an outsider's perspective. On the other hand, I don't care for how "vitriolic" (for lack of a better word) these tweets come off. The replies aren't much better either (I'd post them, but unfortunately attachments are being fucky).

I considered that this may be bait but, taking a look at the user in question:


You'd never know.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Some idiots are not that “witty” when you think about it.

 

[Colon capital V]

Found this little gem:
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On the one hand, I do agree that the routine
does look silly from an outsider's perspective. On the other hand, I don't care for how "vitriolic" (for lack of a better word) these tweets come off. The replies aren't much better either (I'd post them, but unfortunately attachments are being fucky).

I considered that this may be bait but, taking a look at the user in question:
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You'd never know.

Absolutely not bait, average tranny hates anything american because lefty and has a 160k subscriber channel to boot.

https://m.youtube.com/@Bizabizow/about

He's most notable for reviewing fnaf plushies and not really much else goes on on the channel.