Twitter 5/24 - Chris roasts Kengle again

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Yeah, Chris has a history of displaying that he legitimately believes in magic. To a delusional level. Even worse, he assumes everyone else in the world accepts magic as real thing and thinks he can use it as a casual justification for the stupid things he believes are real, occurring or will occur.
It would be entertaining if he seriously got into occult/New Age/magic stuff . He'd start searching for participants in rituals, sacrifice TV dinners on Sonichu altar, practice chaos magic by drawing sigils and masturbating while chanting :julay:. Chris joining or starting his own wiccan coven would be even better, as they are full of LBGTQ people trying to get in touch with the goddess.
 
I hope the 1k lasts him.

I give it a couple days. There's tons of Legos out there that Chris doesn't need but he probably wants them. I'm surprised he hasn't bought the $799 Millennium Falcon yet.

Then,I'm curious - what's your take on him saying this...

'And one day, very soon, my family and I will be able to show ourselves to you all, then you will be taking back your own "scizzo" labels. Harrumph!!'

Link to the screencap, if you missed it - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-612

Lol come on man, you know arguing with Marvin won't get you anywhere on this board. All that will happen is that Marvin will reply back to your post about how sane Chris is, and how he does understand his OCs are not real. Come on now.
 
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Chris desperately wants them to, in fact. And that they haven't yet annoys the shit out of him.
Ha ha ha! Chris even gets cucked by his OCs!

(And, yes, I know I'm not using "cuck" by its strict definition. You all know what I mean...)
 
Lol come on man, you know arguing with Marvin won't get you anywhere on this board. All that will happen is that Marvin will reply back to your post about how sane Chris is, and how he does understand his OCs are not real. Come on now.
Some people are just really thirsty to believe in all the dumb shit the cwcki sells them on.

Y'know I own and operate the cwcki, right?
 
It would be entertaining if he seriously got into occult/New Age/magic stuff . He'd start searching for participants in rituals, sacrifice TV dinners on Sonichu altar, practice chaos magic by drawing sigils and masturbating while chanting :julay:. Chris joining or starting his own wiccan coven would be even better, as they are full of LBGTQ people trying to get in touch with the goddess.
Wiccan saga when
 
Yeah, Chris has a history of displaying that he legitimately believes in magic. To a delusional level.

What's the difference between delusional and non-delusional belief in magic?

Even worse, he assumes everyone else in the world accepts magic as real thing

Yeah well, he's not wrong. Spiritual beliefs predominate throughout the world. I don't think a clear distinction can be made between magic and miracles, prayer and spell-casting.

For his whole life Chris has felt desperately powerless because he's stupid and dependent and socially ostracized. You know, like most of humanity. So he tries to influence the powers of the universe in his favor. But just as he creatively used an Attraction Sign to find a lady, he's creatively developed a syncretic mish-mash of beliefs from Christianity, gnosticism, folk magic, Roger Rabbit, and videogames to make his life better.

I don't know, Mariposa, I grew up Catholic too, and we were told in school to make room in your seat for the guardian angel sitting next to you. Chris's belief in the "reality" of his Sonichus doesn't sound all that unusual to me. It certainly doesn't sound like mental illness.

I am not a fan of armchair psychiatric diagnoses. Anyone saying with confidence that Chris suffers from schizophrenia or some other serious delusional disorder is talking out of their ass.
 
Lol come on man, you know arguing with Marvin won't get you anywhere on this board. All that will happen is that Marvin will reply back to your post about how sane Chris is, and how he does understand his OCs are not real. Come on now.
Don't forget how straight he is, and how everyone just loves to be around him.
 
Some people are just really thirsty to believe in all the dumb shit the cwcki sells them on.

Y'know I own and operate the cwcki, right?
You always seem to debate people who take the cwcki too literally, you criticise it for being inaccurate quite often.
But if you run it, why don't you change it and fix up the bits that you have issue with or mislead people the most?
 
You always seem to debate people who take the cwcki too literally, you criticise it for being inaccurate quite often.
But if you run it, why don't you change it and fix up the bits that you have issue with or mislead people the most?
Because it's funny. It's not meant to be an encyclopedia.

Just like, people should read it a bit more critically.
 
Or you're just lazy and honestly don't give a damn about accuracy.

Look, let's clarify something about the "accuracy" of the CWCki. First, none of the primary sources are made up. All of his emails, Facebook posts, phone logs, and art is carefully sourced. The CWCki is full of footnotes. This is a good thing because from day one people have been telling lies about Chris and making parody accounts. If you come on the Farms and say, "I saw Chris take off all his clothes at the Wal-Mart yesterday," it's not getting on the CWCki unless you've got the pics or if your reliablility is established. So in one sense, the CWCki is an extremely accurate (if incomplete) compendium of the raw materials of Chris's life.

At the same time, these primary sources have been interpreted by the authors of the CWCki. This is the right and indeed the duty of all historians, to evaluate and contextualize the data. The big difference between the CWCki and, say, Wikipedia, is that it tries to be funny and satirical. There are places where it exaggerates the significance of certain facts in order to bait and criticize Chris, but this has been the tone of the CWCki since its inception, as it grew out of Encyclopedia Dramatica, another satire site. So the editors of the CWCki aren't "lazy," they're stretching the truth intentionally as a stylistic and editorial choice.

Now if you pay attention, you can read between the lines and easily see where the truth is being stretched. Since the primary sources are all there, you are free to make your own judgment about the "real" Chris. At its core, the CWCki is rigidly accurate, but around the edges, it plays with the truth to deliver a critique that Chris richly deserves.
 
It would be entertaining if he seriously got into occult/New Age/magic stuff . He'd start searching for participants in rituals, sacrifice TV dinners on Sonichu altar, practice chaos magic by drawing sigils and masturbating while chanting :julay:. Chris joining or starting his own wiccan coven would be even better, as they are full of LBGTQ people trying to get in touch with the goddess.

Wiccan saga when

Several years ago, some briefly viable “Gal pal”or new “heartsweet” tried to get him into Wicca and he didn’t bite. The “Wicca/Lesbians With Windchimes saga” lasted approximately 32 hours or so.
 
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Or you're just lazy and honestly don't give a damn about accuracy.
It's funny. Not middle east, warzone reporting. Also what @asperhes said.
But then, I don't actually believe you are the person who runs the CWCki, so...
I am. I'll put up proof when I get home. I'm getting surf n turf (crab imperial, fuck yeah) and some beer.
 
Anybody can edit the CWCki so instead of bitching about how Marvin is lazy you could easily make an account and edit it yourself. Of course a lot of stuff Chris does wouldn't be nearly as funny if the CWCki were written literally.
 
After today's tweet developments, I like to think that Chris is living in an irl horror movie and some demon has managed to convince him they're his 'sweethearts'. Behind the scenes he's doing the demon's bidding and sacrificing a bunch of animals and covering Barb in pentagrams.
Soon he's gonna post a photo with them and it'll just be him in a room of inexplicably floating objects. :optimistic:
 
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