I don't think fap material and a used sock counts as a wife and kid.
EDIT:
You know what would be more constructive of TV Tropes to do? Take down all of the fanwanky internet reviewer referencing jerkoff shit, rewrite all of the blase generalizations, half assed unexplained shit, and underhanded "if you like this you suck" subtext on tropes pages into actual dissection and discourse, and get off the site and watch more shit on repeat to get the facts right and go to a library and *gasp* touch grass.
But no, this is their form of updating; virtuesignalling, showboating their "moral superiority", and thinking "LOOK AT US WE'RE SO RELEVANT AS WE NAME DROP CURRENT EVENTS AND POLITICS". It's shit like this that makes me glad economic inflation happened. It's karmic punishment for a bunch of pampered unconstructive self fellating fathead geeks being spoiled consuum faggots.