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I feel really bad for the weeb/geeky lesbians who aren't in the woke twatter cult, imagine liking magical girls or video games and majority of the dating options you get are digusting troons, insecure enbies, sad ftms and ugly fat woke natal women.

Delaited said:
holy shit i got so many angry tall men messaging me on hinge
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You've heard of manlet rage, now meet the lanklet rage.
 
gata said:
sad ftms
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I've long found it interesting that lesbians complain of being pressured to make themselves romantically and sexually available both to MTFs and to FTMs — and usually by the very same people (i.e., it isn't simply a case of explaining it away as a disagreement where some say the former but others say the latter). How do the wokies square "TWAW so suck the lady dique, lesbians!" with a concurrent belief that TMAM and lesbians should also make themselves available for their masculinized frankenbodies?
 
gata said:
I feel really bad for the weeb/geeky lesbians who aren't in the woke twatter cult, imagine liking magical girls or video games and majority of the dating options you get are digusting troons, insecure enbies, sad ftms and ugly fat woke natal women.
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My girlfriend is one of those people (although she is bisexual,) and frankly she feels very saddened at the whole situation as she thinks women have been only increasingly excluded from this stuff. It's becoming more common for the "not like the other girls" AKA those who shockingly do not fit a cookie cutter stereotype (which includes everyone) to troon out. Nerdy men give in to their incel fantasy and become sucked in to their fetish. Ultimately it's really becoming more segregated. Men increasingly dominate nerd spaces, and women try to become men to fit in. No need to try to be feminist now, we already have enough men in dresses to fulfill the gender quota!
And this is all a cycle too. Little female exposure in communities and friend groups leads to warped views on women, which leads to warped perceptions of sex and gender, which leads to troons. You ever wonder why the "gay best friends" in mostly-female groups never go on the titty skittles? It's because the exposure to real women generally broadens one's view of the opposite sex and the shocking realization that everyone is human. Unfortunately I'm not too sure about tomboys in male groups but from what I've seen (my girlfriend) it's a similar effect.
 
Delaited said:
Once upon a time, when I thought I wanted to date men, I put that I was looking for men 5' 9" or under. For whatever reason, some brain switch wasn't flipped in my head and tall men freaked me out and were absolutely unattractive to me.

holy shit i got so many angry tall men messaging me on hinge
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This reminds me of an experiment I did to explain to my braindead ex what it's like to be a chick in a world where men feel entitled to accessing and obtaining us. I did the whole thing with him right there at all stages, he had all of the login info and access to everything, etc.

Several years ago, I made multiple sock email accounts for using Craigslist and... OK Cupid, I think? Each email account had an account on both CL and OKC, each set hereby referred to as a "sock". Each sock had identical profiles (including a real description of myself and possibly a photo, for the sake of really making him understand what it would be like if I were doing this for real), save for differences in listed preferences in potential mates. Sock 1 listed zero preferences. Sock 2 listed something like 'no smoking, no facial hair, no recreational drug abuse' - all things that are 100% in a person's immediate control. Sock 3 listed stuff like 'must be pale, must be over 5'8, must not be obese, must be within 10 years of my age range'. Sock 4 listed all of my real life preferences. Sock 1 got flooded with responses from guys who all wanted to meet up as soon as possible, lots of unsolicited dick pics, lots of requests to do fetish shit IRL and online, the works. Socks 2-4 all got messages from men bitching that they deserved a chance and what an evil, heartless bitch I was for rejecting them without meeting them. Yes, including sock 2. Socks 2-4 all got their posts reported and removed from CL by these angry guys who were very upfront when asked in follow-up posts about why they got flagged for automated removal.

This is the way shitty men treat women. This is not how women treat other women, how men treat other men or how women treat men. As an aside, I know that porn is a really big contributor to this behavior. Porn has no standards, has no preferences and won't say "no" to the men who are shopping through the selection for whatever suits their own tastes.

This experiment and what I already knew going into it is why I never felt any surprise that TIMs treat women the way they do, especially on meat market apps and websites. It's why it will never stop.
 
gata said:
I feel really bad for the weeb/geeky lesbians who aren't in the woke twatter cult, imagine liking magical girls or video games and majority of the dating options you get are digusting troons, insecure enbies, sad ftms and ugly fat woke natal women.
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smegma enthusiast said:
Unfortunately I'm not too sure about tomboys in male groups but from what I've seen (my girlfriend) it's a similar effect.
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Yep. That's basically how it is and it doesn't just affect romantic relationships. Guys who're genuine nerds instinctively tiptoe around you because they have no idea how volatile you could possibly react to their edgy jokes. They're okay and treat you as a friend once they know you're cool with it, and I totally understand why they have to be careful, but it saddens me that in trying to bring equality to nerd culture troons and the sjw cabal have caused more division than ever.
 
smegma enthusiast said:
My girlfriend is one of those people (although she is bisexual,) and frankly she feels very saddened at the whole situation as she thinks women have been only increasingly excluded from this stuff. It's becoming more common for the "not like the other girls" AKA those who shockingly do not fit a cookie cutter stereotype (which includes everyone) to troon out. Nerdy men give in to their incel fantasy and become sucked in to their fetish. Ultimately it's really becoming more segregated. Men increasingly dominate nerd spaces, and women try to become men to fit in. No need to try to be feminist now, we already have enough men in dresses to fulfill the gender quota!
And this is all a cycle too. Little female exposure in communities and friend groups leads to warped views on women, which leads to warped perceptions of sex and gender, which leads to troons. You ever wonder why the "gay best friends" in mostly-female groups never go on the titty skittles? It's because the exposure to real women generally broadens one's view of the opposite sex and the shocking realization that everyone is human. Unfortunately I'm not too sure about tomboys in male groups but from what I've seen (my girlfriend) it's a similar effect.
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Ready for this lunacy? One of the new schools of thought among the uber woke is that lesbianism should include:

- non-men attracted to other non-men
- he/him lesbians (whatever the fuck that is)
- bisexuals

The "non-men" umbrella of course somehow excludes cis men while including, somehow, men with tits and women who lopped theirs off.
 
The way they've muddied the waters on this is sickening.
Lesbians are only attracted to females, that's what the word fucking means.
A women who enjoys sucking dick is not a Lesbian, again its blatantly obvious.

If you'd asked any human being on the planet about this 10 years ago they would have been entirely clear, now men are lesbians and female lesbians should be sucking cocks.

I really feel for lesbians. I mean it's bad enough being female now because nobody's allowed to say what you are incase a man in a dress gets upset but if your a woman who likes women you are royally fucked.
You're a bigot now, a fucking Nazi, bio-essentialist, tervern scumbag. And you have no idea what you did to deserve it.

It's amazing that Lesbians are being driven back underground like it's back in the 1950's.

Being a man can suck sometimes but at least I can just laugh at these mental cases.
 
Atomic Age Animal said:
ARCHIVE* | Karen Actually - Don't You Want Me Ladies?
(link | archive)

*because you just know YT is going to yank this once the troon brigade finds and mass flags it
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Wow, that was just fucking genius. Thanks for sharing! Always liked the original and was sitting there hoping "god, I hope they follow the original format and have the woman come in to tell her side of the story". And BAMMM, here she comes to nuke the troon! It was great.
 
Constellationzero said:
Thank God I'm married to my 6'0" snu snu.

But seriously: I really feel for unattached lesbians these days. Besides the ass ugly, no job having losers, morbidly obese pachyderms like Hambutt, and Chris Farley looking butch femcels, the dating prospects for real lesbians are...GRIM, at best.
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Thank you for the feels, it's a hard world out there for a real woman who wants an actual real woman.
I'm glad you got your 6'0" too <3
 
chickenTendiemerchant said:
non-men attracted to other non-men
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Jesus Christ, I hate that one. Women have fought for centuries to not be seen as lesser than men. A majority of us just want to be equal, while a minority want to be ruled by men like Christian Fundamentalists (and others want to rule men).

But here we are, going back to women being defined as something lesser than men. A non-man. Because man is the default.

You never see gay relationships defined as "non-women loving non-women".
 
smegma enthusiast said:
Basically a diary entry
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Nonconsentual Pronouns said:
A bunch of TMI
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The Silent Perjority said:
A bunch of TMI
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Delaited said:
A bunch of TMI
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Nigger, isn't this thread supposed to be posting transbian dating profiles and not writing fucking essays about how much they trigger you? We're here to laugh at trannies, not be your fucking therapists.

Now to get this post back on track. Everyone, meet "Danielle" the uber nerdy programmer gorl!
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5'3" taking "too short to be a man" a little too seriously.
 
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Delaited said:
RelatedRelatedJesus Christ, I hate that one. Women have fought for centuries to not be seen as lesser than men. A majority of us just want to be equal, while a minority wants to be ruled by men like Christian Fundamentalists (and others want to rule men).

But here we are, going back to women being defined as something lesser than men. A non-man. Because man is the default.

You never see gay relationships defined as "non-women loving non-women".
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By that definition wouldn't like two teenage boys who have a crush on each other be lesbians? Both are nonmen-loving nonmen.
 
Something minor I noticed: all of the ones who list their "bedroom role" are either subs or switches, pillow princesses or self described "bottoms."
They really are just failed men lol.
 
The transbian “interests” in these latest posts bum me out, man. You do not need to pretend to be a woman to find a girlfriend who likes dork shit.

When I was a young thing, I would have cut off a finger for a boyfriend who was six foot plus and into tabletop gaming. Loves Final Fantasy? Likes dogs? Does fucking macrame? Buy a fucking ring, bro, this is on. I could even have compromised on guyliner and playing Spess Mehreens. I owned a Sailor Moon costume for Halloween. We could have been happy together, motherfucker.

If you want to find dork girls who can accept dick, they are out there. Look harder. Please stop looking amongst the dork girls who do not want any dick. It just makes everyone unhappy.
 
Astro Loafo said:
Why is it always programming/coding????
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because STEM like becoming a Tranny has become Fashionable.

By "works in coding" He means "I take credit for the Straight White Male who actually knows how to code, but I am a troon so I never get fired"

If you want to find dork girls who can accept dick, they are out there. Look harder. Please stop looking amongst the dork girls who do not want any dick. It just makes everyone unhappy.'
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The problem is they have all become Blue Haired Harpies with the Cow Nose Ring.
 
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