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TheBeanz said:
Fucking hell, Lindsey looks like Tim Healy in Benidorm:
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Why the hell is he pressing his hands over his fake tits? Does he think women do this? Does he think it makes him look sexy? Why is he doing that weird posture with his shoulders to make himself look like he has no neck? Why is he wearing a scrubs-colored men's polo? Why is he wearing a fake pearl bracelet that looks like it came from a Dollar Tree playset for five year old girls? Did someone manage to trick him into paying more than $20 for that wig? So many questions.
 
Just wanted to add to the pile. Enjoy
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Nonconsentual Pronouns said:
Why the hell is he pressing his hands over his fake tits? Does he think women do this? Does he think it makes him look sexy? Why is he doing that weird posture with his shoulders to make himself look like he has no neck? Why is he wearing a scrubs-colored men's polo? Why is he wearing a fake pearl bracelet that looks like it came from a Dollar Tree playset for five year old girls? Did someone manage to trick him into paying more than $20 for that wig? So many questions.
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He's an actor in a British comedy from the mid-late 2000s called Benidorm. Lesley being a tranny was played for laughs in the show constantly, mainly because of the way he looked and his gruff Newcastle accent, which in the show wasn't feminised in any way
 
Atomic Age Animal said:
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No no no, Claire. Not "or whatever." You don't get to elide the logical implications of that modifier that you try to throw out as a passing comment. If your argument is that TWAW and TMAM and that this is categorically true then why would transmen be somehow less obnoxious on an app designed for women who are seeking women? You're allowing that maybe, just maybe, TMA(maybe just a lil' bit)W so they can be allowed on the WSW app. So extend the logic to its natural conclusion to figure out why dykes, who are only into women, aren't into you because TWA(oh, at least just a wee lil' bit)M, Claire.
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"Not transmen or whatever. An actual guy."

Even the staunchest ma'am privately makes that distinction. Which begs the question, how do so many normal people take issue with others not being attracted to troons? Surely they aren't ALL willing to fuck a person who has genitals (or an amhole) that they aren't into. I guess lying exists, that could do it. Funny world we live in. Not a big deal to avoid the flak, though, since it's easy enough to say "Sure I'd date a trans person" and then never do it. I guess that makes me one of them. I wouldn't post about it on Twitter, though.

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Also, we need to have a chat with Cleo about whatever this is. You're trying to seduce lesbians, okay I already don't get that, but your plan is to do that by showing them the bottom left corner of your right nipple? With the top half covered by your Henley shirt and the right half obscured by your suspenders? No, don't do this.
 
I got some fresh Trannies from the Womens Only section.

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Checkmarks: says vaxxed, cuddling, nerdy
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Checkmarks: anime,manga, comics, homebody, cuddly. "goth", gamer and i lold because very fat.
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More of this cretin.


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A sensible tranny that lets you out mfw....


im on international search on this site so none of these retards are a dox
 
Cleo looks good in a dress so they win. whatever they are trying to fuck, let them have it. now if you wanna be an obvious, it doesn't matter what your death fat non-gender aerosexual bff says, you don't look good in thigh high maid stockings.

... unless you're doing a Hitler in Little Nicky maid thing, then you, the kinky pineapple anus bitch, go for it!
 
jumboseafood said:
I think he's trying to say that one partner does not dominate the other. Because they got to slap a complex label on treating your romantic partner like an equal.
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Not quite: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relationship_anarchy

Relationship anarchy (sometimes abbreviated RA) is the application of anarchist principles to intimate relationships. Its values include autonomy, anti-hierarchical practices, lack of state control, anti-normativity, and community interdependence. RA is explicitly anti-amatonormative and anti-mononormative and is commonly, but not always, non-monogamous. This is distinct from polyamory, solo poly, swinging, and other forms of “dating”, which may include structures such as amatonormativity, hierarchy of intimate relationships, and autonomy-limiting rules. It has also been interpreted as a new paradigm in which closeness and autonomy are no longer considered dilemmas within a relationship.
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Think poly, but political and even more insane.
 
Fareal said:
The transbian “interests” in these latest posts bum me out, man. You do not need to pretend to be a woman to find a girlfriend who likes dork shit.

When I was a young thing, I would have cut off a finger for a boyfriend who was six foot plus and into tabletop gaming. Loves Final Fantasy? Likes dogs? Does fucking macrame? Buy a fucking ring, bro, this is on. I could even have compromised on guyliner and playing Spess Mehreens. I owned a Sailor Moon costume for Halloween. We could have been happy together, motherfucker.

If you want to find dork girls who can accept dick, they are out there. Look harder. Please stop looking amongst the dork girls who do not want any dick. It just makes everyone unhappy.
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They are literal retards with brains melted from: anime, porn, vidya, and being terminally online.
 
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