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Coelacanth said:
And are all just cresting 300 pounds minimum.
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There was a popular saying long long ago when I was at university.

“You can have high standards, or you can have sex.”

I fear that the illusion of choice provided by dating apps is giving the young people the idea they have way more sexual opportunities than they actually have. Sometimes you have to take what you can get, as my grandmother always advised.
 
Normally I don’t care about labels but as a bisexual woman I resent being lopped in with the women who do rub the troons’ bellies and reassure them that their neovag is real. We came up with retard word befitting of said retards: pansexual.

Before, there was this whole controversy about bisexuals being TERF because “bi” only indicates the two genders—for me personally, I acknowledge transgenderism as valid but I don’t see myself fucking a trans person. Now that argument has been replaced by completely erasing bisexuality as a concept and demanding that all women be open to biological males under any and every gender identity.

I like my women women and my men men. Gender gaslighting is not going to change that.
 
Let's go back to the funny/horrifying troons for a moment, shall we?

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Single_Sock said:
Am I wrong in my understanding that this guy was just taking the piss out of trannies taking over lesbian dating apps? I thought this guy was a comedian or some shit
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If he is then I'm retarded.

But then again I suppose it proves the point that the lines have become so blurred that it's hard to tell what's done for laughs and what's completely genuine.
 
Oh, that’s Graham Linehan/Glinner, legendary comic writer and TERF. He has a thread here.
 
Continuing the HER App dump archives

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cope & seethe, gentlemen!
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reeeeee why will you date a butch woman, but not a man?? reeeee
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I have to spoiler the rest, he will not stfu
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look at Christy and tell me you don't think of Kids In The Hall (but those guys passed better)
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oh Cinder. Imagine coming to a group for support and affirmation, and getting it- from the scariest truck stop huns imaginable.
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Clair is one of the least horrifying, most showered specimens I have collected. And yet he's still getting curved. Is it because, oh I dunno, lesbians don't want penis or amhole, and never will?
"I am transgender, so I just ask you to please sit with yourself and make sure that's something you're okay with, and if you could care for someone regardless of that" these fucking lectures. some people can look past your maleness, Clair, but not lesbians, ever, so keep seething
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just, lol
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Claire thinks he's better than Cleo here. Nice beard, Cleo.
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Sinner's Sandwich said:
LMAO "Charla" boasts about how huge is cock is and then wonders why he is getting rejected by lesbians.
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I know you wanted some salt, and Charla has to be one of the saltiest. He’s immediately lying about his age- he says he “feels and looks 43” but is 53, right after he says he values “honesty, being authentic” lol.
If you read the angry novel he wrote, he describes relationships with clearly bisexual women, but needs to call them “cis lez” to bolster his ego. He’s so nakedly furious at women for wanting other women and not him. His seethe posts are an amazing look into the entitled troon mind.
 
“I’m being hit on by men…. An actual man?”

Yes, imagine being on an app for lesbians and then someone with a cock tries to shame you into fucking them. Shocking. Trannies and self reflection, thou shalt never meet.
 
Single_Sock said:
Am I wrong in my understanding that this guy was just taking the piss out of trannies taking over lesbian dating apps? I thought this guy was a comedian or some shit
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Yeah, "Reddit moderator" was a bit on the nose.

garbage cake said:
oh Cinder. Imagine coming to a group for support and affirmation, and getting it- from the scariest truck stop huns imaginable.
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I didn't think you could get a more busted version of the already-busted James Harries, but here we are.

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You are treated like everyone else, Cassidy: she turns down all the men who don't grow their hair long and wear women's clothes and makeup too.

garbage cake said:
I have to spoiler the rest, he will not stfu
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Charla, Charla, Charla. If you spend this much time coping, you'll never get around to seething and dilating.

garbage cake said:
look at Christy and tell me you don't think of Kids In The Hall (but those guys passed better)
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For some reason, Celeste gave me big Bruce-McCulloch-in-character vibes. And "Celeste" is probably exactly what he'd name a character like this. Also:

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lul Just a little girlish throat and chest hair. Come and get "her," girls.

Re: Eliza. What on Earth is that thing peeking out between his legs? :cryblood:

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Eliza's troonery and tucking malfunctions aside, this is some meth-inspired international finance and political economy if ever I've seen it:

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Because currency is evil, we'll destroy one form of currency, then exchange it for another form of currency in order to save much more currency (which is intrinsically evil!) in the long run. Also Eliza:

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Re: Claire:

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No no no, Claire. Not "or whatever." You don't get to elide the logical implications of that modifier that you try to throw out as a passing comment. If your argument is that TWAW and TMAM and that this is categorically true then why would transmen be somehow less obnoxious on an app designed for women who are seeking women? You're allowing that maybe, just maybe, TMA(maybe just a lil' bit)W so they can be allowed on the WSW app. So extend the logic to its natural conclusion to figure out why dykes, who are only into women, aren't into you because TWA(oh, at least just a wee lil' bit)M, Claire.
 
Yep. Reading alot of coping and entitlement from these deranged individuals. "I became a woman, why won't you date me?!"
 
Reading through these profiles, some trends certainly take shape. Despite their aggressive posting and imposing stature (so many dudes taller than 180cm wtf), they all claim to be “bottoms.” So you don’t have to worry about being crushed, perhaps? Romantic.

These men are “sub” in that they want to submit to a woman to suck their dick. Pillow princess? Also means they want a woman to suck their dick, but with no reciprocation.

Gee, I wonder why there aren’t many takers on this lesbian app!!
 
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