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I hope Santa @Magic Pickle comes to us with a grand Troonmas of tranny seethe this weekend!
I suppose you all have been very good little Kiwis this year, so it's only right to share toys and gadgets and doo-dads aplenty!

Upon showing up to Christmas festivities with an obvious case of gynecomastia, a tranny's parents - normally "accepting of the LGBT community" - take the reveal quite poorly, with Papa dropping down the T-slur and Mama accusing him of being a pervert. (Wait, why did they call him a pervert twice?)
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Parents called me a pervert today, Merry Christmas!

So I haven't seen my parents in 2 years, just talking over the phone. I told my sister a few weeks ago that I was trans and she was very accepting, I told her that I had started transitioning and not to tell our parents.
They have previously been accepting of the LGBT community and we even have some family members part of it, and they have been nothing but supportive of them.
I walked through the door today wearing a jumper and it was obvious that I had boobs. They questioned it and I told them.
They didn't say anything at first but sort of went silent. I told them my name and pronouns and they nodded their heads.
It was a bit awkward at first but I just had a few glasses of wine with my sister to try and make it more comfortable. Later on at the dinner table they started asking me questions, if my boobs were real etc. My dad called me a t****y and my mum called me a pervert.
So yeah, happy Christmas I guess!
A man acts as if wearing a pair of pants more than once a week is akin to being forced into a straitjacket - in fact, it's so upsetting to him that he's been on the verge of crying numerous times over it. Yes, I can imagine how, when you consider all of the tragic ways a Christmas can unfold, "having to wear pants" is definitely up there with "housefires," "deaths of relatives" or "terrible car accidents." Poor thing.
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I hate pants I hate pants I hate pants I hate pants everything feels wrong

I’ve had to wear pants two days in a row I feel like shit I don't feel like a girl my makeup feels all wrong I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this it's Christmas and i’ve almost cried three times everything feels wrong I hate my body I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate I hate it
After learning that his estranged mother has been recently diagnosed with cancer, a troon - possessed momentarily by the spirit of Christmas - breaks his no-contact rule to give her a holiday holler. When he tries to forcibly insert his troonacy in the conversation, his mother reacts poorly, which causes a fight in which OP says "some hurtful things about her cancer situation which (I) honestly don't regret." Someone's gonna get coal in his stocking next year!
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My mother told me I disgust her

Long story short, I called my mother today since it is Christmas (I hate this holiday but she celebrates so I decided to call). She refuses to accept my transition and constantly misgenders and deadnames me. I cut her out of my life and hadn’t spoken to her for over a year.
I found out recently she was diagnosed with cancer and it made me think maybe I’ll give talking to her a shot today since she may not have long to live.
I tried to be nice and things started off okay but when I tried to tell her about my transition she said I disgust her and she wants nothing to do with me until I “stop pretending to be a girl”. I flipped and said some hurtful things about her cancer situation which I honestly don’t regret. I fucking hate her and Christmas. Rant over.
Even though this MTF admits fully that he's been unable to form bonds with anyone else in his life aside from his parents, he has decided even if blood is thicker than water, cum is thicker than both, and thus has decided he will absolutely torch 2026 for his parents by coming out shortly after ringing in the new year. A poster to keep an eye on - the fallout sounds like it has potential!
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Contemplating this may be my last Christmas with family

I've been celebrating Christmas with my family every year of my life, New Year too. The last 2 holidays have been in closeted, and this one is too.
I plan to come out by message soon after New Year, when I'm back home. And I fully expect the reaction to be nuclear from my family, and for this to be the last holiday I spend with them. While I accept that future, it's really making it hard to enjoy this one.
I know that advice is to build a new chosen family who can accept me, but these last years have tested my ability to form good lasting relationships. My parents are the only people I've had continuous contact with for more than a few years straight, I haven't managed that elsewhere.
Merry Christmas.
A li'l dood is banned from Christmas after "a long time coming," though she doesn't elaborate exactly what the final straw was. A cursory glance through her post history indicates a strong fixation on being anally raped (like, to the point of obsession) as well as a past of petty theft, eating the calluses off of her feet and pressuring her younger siblings to maintain secret contact with her behind their parents' back (with one of them already being allegedly "queer" like her), so I think it's safe to assume that whatever caused Mama OP to put her foot down, it was extremely well-deserved.
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My mom told me I wasn't welcome at Christmas

This has been a long time coming. I'm 25 and I've known since I was 16 my parents would probably wind up cutting me off. In a way it feels like I'm relieved now, I didn't really want to go anyway but I wanted to at least try to maintain a relationship with my younger siblings. It still feels pretty bad though, I know I can't change anything but I do wish things could be different. I didn't even bother trying to get them to use the correct pronouns or name for me, and I didn't even ask that they tell my younger siblings. I was fine with them just continuing to act like I'm a woman so I could stay in my siblings lives. But I'm on hormones now and even the possibility they might realize I was trans was a step too far for her. She only told me yesterday so I don't really have time to make other plans, but I'm okay with that. I think I'm just going to use Christmas as a day off work to work on my crafting projects and relax. I'll be alright but there's still grief there.
Even though his family is relatively accepting of his TiMfoolery, this MTF still wants more from his achingly supportive mother, who he expects to take up sword and shield to defend his stupid identity when it's clear that all she wants is to keep the peace. The real funny part of this one is that OP hails from Argentina, so I can only imagine the nightmarish levels of side-eye he was getting from a bunch of elderly South American women over his pink hair and his alleged "B cup breasts."
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Visited family for the holidays, some of them misgender me constantly despite being supportive, yay.

I've moved to a big city back in July so I thought it'd be a good idea to visit my hometown for the holidays. See family, especially my mom, and also friends. Now, let me add that, from my understanding, I pass (strangers always gendering me correctly, people at my customer-facing job always using female terms to refer to me, and such) so I hadn't been misgendered in... Very long, actually.
I came out in 2024 (and started HRT in January of that year). My family is accepting, for the most part. My mom has been taking this like a total champ and I love her for it. She even gifted me mascara and lipstick for the holidays. She bought me so much female clothing. Helped me get my ID change, and HRT, "You've always been, and will always be, the person I love the most." She has always been supportive, essentially. She has some slip-ups every once in a while with my name/pronouns but overall, she has been doing great.
Now, my aunts and extended family have all been good. No outward hostility, my younger cousins took to the name/pronoun change with no issues whatsoever.
And I know I should feel very grateful for this, especially considering I'm from a somewhat conservative part of the country.
Some of my aunts tho, especially the older ones, probably gender me right 50% of the time at best. I had a discussion about this with my mom, telling her that it makes me feel uncomfortable and sad for them to refer to me using masculine words or terms.
That it's not something I have to deal with anywhere else. Her reply was to tell me to "not take those interactions as disrespectful", to be more patient with them, that they're old, that they've known and loved me as someone else for so many years... And I know she means well, she's just extremely polite and will always try to "mediate" situations like this. But all I wanted was a "you're right, that was wrong, I'll call them out on it". And nope. I'm feeling sad because I really wanted to spend the holidays with my family and have fun, but I cant do that if they're seeing a 5'4, long haired with pink ends, full makeup done, (I think) B-cup breasted woman, and call her "my boy" or "deadname".
Now, what can I even do? I don't want to put anyone in a difficult position, but if they keep misgendering me constantly, I might have to stop showing up at family meetings altogether. Which I don't want to do either since it'd break my mom's heart. Family is everything to her, and I can't afford to lose her or her support, even when I'm living very far away now.
On the night before Christmas, a man and his step-sister get into a fistfight that leads to the destruction of furniture; OP's bigger concern, however, is that the stepsister always refers to him as a man whenever they get into tussles. This is one of those posts I would love to see as a cop cam, because you know the officer showing up there would be pissed at having to answer such a stupid call on Christmas Eve of all days!
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Family member hit me and we got into a physical altercation and said I’m a boy hitting a girl

Me (mtf) and my step sister basically got into a fist fight on Christmas Eve after a verbal argument turned physical when she hit me ( she has a history of assaulting family members) and I hit her back. We knocked our dinner table on the ground during the fight and basically ruined Christmas Eve. Her default when we have a disagreement is to misgender me and call me a guy. I’ve never been in a physical altercation like this and I am just unsure what to say to my mom and my dad to address the incident. Does anybody have any advice?
I’m sure the relationship is irreparable with my step sister but I am worried what my parents will say about it after everything has cooled off.
Finally, four different FTMs struggle with accepting the gifts they were given this Christmas, ranging from dresses and skirts to purses and perfumes, yet what they really should've received are some backbones because none of them even try to stand up for themselves about their present preferences. The spine-melting qualities of poonerism are fascinating, indeed.
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Transphobic mom and Christmas gifts

Well, Christmas happened. I (ftm) asked my mom a while ago if I could get a men's wallet for Christmas, she got mad at me, saying "if you lost the wallet and then went to pick it up, they wouldn't believe it's yours because you're a girl and that's a men's wallet".
That statement itself made it clear she'd find a way to ruin it if I wanted a men's wallet, so I just told her I'd rather buy it myself.

Today, presents came, I got the typical make up and skin care, that my mom is always trying to get me into, and then the wallet came. It's a beautiful leather men's wallet- with my deadname and fucking flowers engraved on it. Seriously, was this necessary? I told her I'd just get it myself because I knew she'd find a way to ruin this.
Anyways, does anyone know how to remove this from the wallet? I'm not sure if it's really engraved, I jsut know it stains wet towels when I try to scrub it off
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Got gifted a lot of women’s clothing (I’m FtM) by well meaning family and now I’m spiraling a little bit and feeling guilty. Not sure about what to do…

Partially because some of this clothing looks to be fairly expensive and partially because some of it is skirts and a dress which I’ll straight up never wear at all.
It’s triggered off a LOT of negative emotions and thoughts right now and I’m just not really sure what to feel or think. I know they mean well but it feels so damn hard when I’m not ‘out’ yet as a trans man and with it, I feel like this is just going to keep happening.
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Christmas gifts from carers

I came out to my long-term foster carers almost two years ago now, as a trans man. It's something I had kept hidden for many years. Whilst my foster dad accepted it, my foster mum did not (theyve never used my name or pronouns), and it led to a lot of conflict. One of those conflicts was last summer, which I think may have been the precedent for today.
Merry Christmas by the way, to all who celebrate it
Today they got me a pampering set and a purse for Christmas. I'm used to getting this sort of stuff from distant relatives that barely know me, but my own carers who have had me for 11 years? They've never gotten me anything like this before, so it does feel quite a lot like it's them trying to go "you're a woman, accept it" off the back of arguments in the summer about my identity. There was some nice stationary too but those stood out for me. I feel like I'm being ungrateful and I think maybe I'm acting like a spoilt entitled brat but it feels like a personal attack.
Anyways yea I just needed to vent about it.
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Parents got me perfume.

For christmas, my parents got me perfume. They did take my favourite fragrances to make their choice (in this case, pear), but I genuinely remember my smile fading when I saw that perfume bottle.
They know I'm a boy. They know I don't like anything feminine and yet they got me perfume for whatever reason.
I can barely appreciate it when I'm so drained in dysphoria, I feel so invalidated.
And all I could do was stand there and go "Oh... what's this? Haha, thank you," and akwardly smile while I was mentally screaming.

It smells very nice, though. I'll regift it or something.
 
If a family member shows up to your house on Christmas and their surprise, is they trooned out your only proper response is when answering the door to ask everyone in the house Who Ordered the Fruitcake and when everyone replies with a Not Me you tell them they're at the wrong house and slam the door in their face.
 
I hope she didn't get raped and got knocked up, then pooned out from trauma.
Is the daughter washing down the free meal from Egg Roll Queen with titty milk, fresh from that $800 cooler?

I know this is unlikely, but I think that faggot in a dress might be a lying scammer.
Then just stop being a tranny? Pretty simple solution here, buddy
After sleeping on it, I still think it is a pooner rather than a tranny. I can't imagine how a tranny becomes a single parent of a young child. I can't imagine any woman leaving behind her child with a troon (especially a broke one). They would either stick with the tranny, or take the child when they leave. Second, the enormous amount of disabilities is typical of pooners. So my guesses are
1) raped
2) thought testosterone killed her fertility and did it raw
3) wanted to have a child and was afraid testosterone would kill her fertility permanently soon, so she just got a child ASAP despite not having any means to raise it.
4) let her bf do it raw and as soon as she said she was pregnant he bolted
normally "accepting of the LGBT community"
I'm sure it was fun looking down on those bigots and basking in your moral superiority, but things aren't as fun when your own son troons out, aren't they?

(thanks for all the L collecting pickle, have a (belated) blessed and troonfree christmas)
 
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Turns out pooner's like to steal their brothers boxer's.
 
"Clean of course, and it wasn't some kind of sex thing at all".
They're always years behind the MTFs.
Waiting for a FTM to start murdering men in order to steal their underpants, Beast of Beelitz-style.
 
After learning that his estranged mother has been recently diagnosed with cancer, a troon - possessed momentarily by the spirit of Christmas - breaks his no-contact rule to give her a holiday holler. When he tries to forcibly insert his troonacy in the conversation, his mother reacts poorly, which causes a fight in which OP says "some hurtful things about her cancer situation which (I) honestly don't regret." Someone's gonna get coal in his stocking next year!
Funny how many troons "hate Christmas". We all know that they hate their parents, but this seems to extend to all things good, wholesome, and promoting peace and goodwill. They can't help but crave the chaos and destruction, I guess. I wonder if the Christmas ghosts could turn a troon or if they'd walk away in disgust? The Ghost of Christmas Past would have to drag the poor ghoul along for the ride as he complains about being triggered by deadnames.
Even though this MTF admits fully that he's been unable to form bonds with anyone else in his life aside from his parents, he has decided even if blood is thicker than water, cum is thicker than both, and thus has decided he will absolutely torch 2026 for his parents by coming out shortly after ringing in the new year.
It's funny how they can barely plan ahead. They can foresee, at least sometimes, where their actions will lead, but they're terribly poor at creating a good, solid plan about how to deal with it when it happens.
 
Final verdict: UH OH STINKY
Trying not to be racist ,but ... African style deodorant? ;)
Is this a British thing?


Newsflash, mister. You still don't. :lit:

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FARTING. WHAT THE HECK. when I'm sitting there minding my own business and i get the bubble to travel up front and slap me in the kitty I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS TO HAPPEN WHAT.

I asked a couple gf's and they all confirmed it's a thing...... I'm laughing but Ewwwww lol
Comments (so far anyway) all agree. :christine:
 
"Trans single parent" who is "disabled" and has a "chronic illness," begs for specific foods, an expensive cooler, and an expensive air fryer. Also, it must have been delivered since they don't drive.
This pisses me the fuck off. How dare you make the choice to become a parent to helpless children who are dependent on you when you can't even function well enough to take care of yourself. I'm just going to assume that this person is a childless scammer using being a "disabled trans parent" as an angle to e-beg more effectively, because that makes me less MATI.
 
causes a fight in which OP says "some hurtful things about her cancer situation which (I) honestly don't regret." Someone's gonna get coal in his stocking

For some people transition is karma. Anyone who would be willing to say that kind of thing to their own mother and feel no regrets deserves to have all the ridiculous, self imposed problems transitioning will bring them.
 
I've never really liked men's underwear. I'm autistic and have clothing sensitivity issues, so I would never do boxers, only briefs. But then, briefs didn't feel very good either. I was getting dressed today and looking through my underwear drawer and, in the moment, just felt awesome that I had so many different pairs of panties and in pretty colors. Also, women's underwear is just so much more comfortable.
(1) I love looking at myself in the mirror in my bra and panties and feeling confident.
(2) Also, it's not really a sexual thing. I just really like having pretty underwear.
Most women's underwear is made of some shitty blend of polyesters, nylon, and spandex. It's literally just plastic garbage, and it's bad for feminine hygiene and health, but troons love that low-quality shit because they think it's ~silky~
 
It was a bit awkward at first but I just had a few glasses of wine with my sister to try and make it more comfortable. Later on at the dinner table they started asking me questions,
Cluster B weaponized vagueness. Story is told in great detail, then suddenly "and some stuff happened and now everyone thinks I'm violent for no reason".


Funny how many troons "hate Christmas". We all know that they hate their parents, but this seems to extend to all things good, wholesome, and promoting peace and goodwill. They can't help but crave the chaos and destruction, I guess.
People who are so self-involved they're incapable of forming real bonds with other humans resent that ability in others with a festering seethe hard for an unbroken person to fully comprehend.

They don't hate goodness, they don't even believe in the concept, they hate happiness.
 
Reading this thread made me dysphoric, as a person of shitty family I received nothing on christmas growing up and can't believe ungrateful trannies are whining about getting free shit. You can call me grinch/grinchself

. African style deodorant?
I've bought african deodorants by accident a few times before, they're just cheaper and smell more "chemical" than the original product they're based on. I assume the "africa" in it is just being cheap so the africans can afford it. Closest american equivalent would probably be cheap dollar store axe body sprays
 
A man acts as if wearing a pair of pants more than once a week is akin to being forced into a straitjacket - in fact, it's so upsetting to him that he's been on the verge of crying numerous times over it. Yes, I can imagine how, when you consider all of the tragic ways a Christmas can unfold, "having to wear pants" is definitely up there with "housefires," "deaths of relatives" or "terrible car accidents." Poor thing.
I have known plenty of real women who hate wearing skirts, but never one who hates wearing pants.
 
I knew that these were all separate links before I even moved my cursor hahahahahahaha. Doing a godly service here, friend. Merry (belated) Christmas.


Funny how many troons "hate Christmas". We all know that they hate their parents, but this seems to extend to all things good, wholesome, and promoting peace and goodwill. They can't help but crave the chaos and destruction, I guess.
That, but also the fact that Christmas is a major holiday defined by families coming together from both near and far. Since most of them have strained or non-existent relationships with their families, it makes them jealous that they are (entirely by self-infliction) missing out on such a positive life experience. It makes them brood and seethe and dilate, and that festering negativity eventually bleeds onto to holiday/season itself.

Picture that scene in Home Alone (1990), where Kevin McCallister sees his neighbors gathering on Christmas Eve, and it begins to really sink in just how much he misses his own family. Only in this case, it’s a hulking fridgehon standing awkwardly like some kind of beastly creature, looking like a stalker, and fuming his ass off to the point of comic relief.
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Trying not to be racist ,but ... African style deodorant? ;)
Is this a British thing?
Though it’s bad now, Britain will be a fully Islamic caliphate by 2050, terminally infested with (sand)niggers, Haitians, Africans, and jeets. This is an early byproduct of their creeping future.
 
This, exactly. However, the troon is more like Kevin if Kevin didn't take responsibility for his part in the chaos that naturally occurs when you have big family get-togethers. I'm not saying the rest of the McCallisters weren't playing a (huge) role in what went down, but Kevin wasn't totally innocent.

Troons will always assume they were innocent victims and had no role to play in the disharmony that has riven the family or altered its dynamics. While they seethe outside, they'll probably act like this:

 
I'd poon out if I were a pajeeta too tbh. It sounds awful existing around male jeets who constantly want to grope your bobs and rape you.
It's probably like being a white girl who has to exist around male whites who want to rape her. Or being a black girl who has to exist around male blacks who want to rape her. Or being a Japanese girl who has to take the subway, where Japanese men want to grope her. Or being a blonde, smiling girl in pancake makeup in one of the beauty pageants owned by Donald Trump. Maybe it feels like being a girl in the Duggar household, when Josh wants to sneak into your room at night. Maybe it's like being a Southern Baptist girl. Maybe it's like being a girl in an American high school, where your male classmates disrupt the lesson by making sex noises at the teacher. Maybe it feels like being a South Korean woman checking a bathroom for hidden cameras.
Male sexual predation is a problem in all countries and cultures, not just in India. Women trying to disguise themselves as men to escape male sexual predation and violence end up facing the same roadblocks wherever they are.
 
That makes me wonder tbh. Loads of shit the nazi did was burnt up, and gays were often kept criminalised instead of released from camps.
I wonder if mengele actually did any fucky transition ops and it just hasn't been mentioned either because it muddied the liberal waters after a certian point, or just the material was destroyed.
Wouldn't look very good for them. And he was doing crazy shit so I don't see why he wouldn't have a punt at that, of all things, on some gay or lesbian prisoners. And they just got gulaged and died after and the information is deeply buried.
Other NAZI doctors did experiment on gay men with hormone fuckery, castration etc.
I think the only reason Dr. Mengele wasn't involved is because he was so fixated on genetics. I guess if he had a set of twins and one or both were gay, he would have jumped at the chance to experiment on them.
I think the only reason he didn't was lack of appropriate subjects.
 
Amazing guy,
If a family member shows up to your house on Christmas and their surprise, is they trooned out your only proper response is when answering the door to ask everyone in the house Who Ordered the Fruitcake and when everyone replies with a Not Me you tell them they're at the wrong house and slam the door in their face.
And the additional joke is that almost no one likes fruitcake, except for me.
 

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