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The funniest thing about that TiF complaining about the messy guy she lives with is that no one is forcing her to do these things. I mean I get it sucks living with sloppy roomies but at the same time no one and nothing is "pushing" her into a "gendered dynamic" she's actively choosing to clean up after him. It's not that it isn't "you" girlie, it's that it doesn't fit what you imagine you want to be, but it clearly is coming naturally.

Don't do his chores for him. Just let them pile up. Take care of your own stuff and find different room mates if it's that bad. You can't force room mates to start acting better because you're exactly right, you're not their mother or authority figure. It either works out or it doesn't.
 
The funniest thing about that TiF complaining about the messy guy she lives with is that no one is forcing her to do these things. I mean I get it sucks living with sloppy roomies but at the same time no one and nothing is "pushing" her into a "gendered dynamic" she's actively choosing to clean up after him. It's not that it isn't "you" girlie, it's that it doesn't fit what you imagine you want to be, but it clearly is coming naturally.

Don't do his chores for him. Just let them pile up. Take care of your own stuff and find different room mates if it's that bad. You can't force room mates to start acting better because you're exactly right, you're not their mother or authority figure. It either works out or it doesn't.
"But but but I*stamps foot* Really want them To Know IMA HECKING VALID DOOD, bro you know!"

Any actual female who's lived with a nonsexual male roommate knows the boundaries.
(Yes I've lived with opposite sex nonsexually. And then he reckted my trash can I got from my grandmother and I hate him for that. Lol)
 
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Just how many tits did "he" start out with? Special needs Wobble, a very unfortunate-looking creature. The very pinnacle of masculinity.
 
The morbid irony with troons is that while yeah, HRT will cause severe health issues no matter what later down the line, troons are also notorious attention-seekers who, if they aren't already a munchie, will later become a munchie due to the troon stuff not garnering them enough brownie points. I can't take a tranny seriously when they bring up any sorta illness, same with libshits in general at this point,
I’d love to do a survey on how many troons also claim to be disabled and of those:
1. How many people specify what their disability is,
2. How many of them have “invisible disabilities,”
3. How many of them display evidence of their disability beyond being unemployed.
 
Late but what the fuck? Are you an Aussie? You guys have tranny confidantes as an actual job position?
>Australia literally giving troons government-funded handmaids
I'm not Australian, and yes, if you troon out here you get a whole service package. You'll get surgery, an assistant to guide you, voice trainer, and pills. The assistant is meant to help you learn things women (or men) would've picked up through socialisation. For example, different speech patterns, how to do makeup, how to dress, what dress is appropriate in what situation, when to step in a conversation, what conversational subjects are okay, etc.
What's funny is that I saw the program years ago, and it still stands out to me that the lady was spending hours with a troon trying to help him act more feminine, and at the end the guy said something like "a woman can talk in a masculine manner as well. Having to talk more indirectly is sexist and outdated". I didn't pick up on it (I thought he was just a professional activist wanting to rant about sexism) but he showed he just wanted to indulge in his fetish, and not have to practice tough things like changing your manner of speech.
(I wonder how redpilled those assisants become when every single troon they try to help immediately wants to try on the miniskirt with fishnet stockings)
The traditionalist streak in the heart of this FTM's girlfriend forces her to ask the girlfriend's father for her hand in marriage
Wait, that isn't normal? Everyone I know did that, seems like a no-brainer to get the inlaws on your side before you spring it on your girlfriend.
His boyfriend never puts the toilet seat down
If you want to be a real DOOD you use your manly man paws to operate this piece of plastic yourself.
and it should always be worth 3mos
What do you think a 27 yo pooner can get with 3mos of salary?
 
Playing catch up.
Just how many tits did "he" start out with? Special needs Wobble, a very unfortunate-looking creature. The very pinnacle of masculinity.
AUTISM ALERT!
It just hit me. That's not a Christmas display, that's Minecraft fan art. :pickle:

2. How many of them have “invisible disabilities,”
What exactly is an invisible disability?
Mental retardation (or whatever they call it now) without the rictus moronica of Downs?

(I wonder how redpilled those assisants become when every single troon they try to help immediately wants to try on the miniskirt with fishnet stockings)
:winner:
If you want to be a real DOOD you use your manly man paws to operate this piece of plastic yourself.
:winner::winner::winner::lit:


Betcha she didn't. ;)

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So I kinda broke a window with my hand by accident. This lead to my hand bleeding. So I drove myself to the hospital.

Now when I say I look like a whole ass mess, im not kidding. My hair is matted, and looks like there is whole bird nest in the back. I haven't shaved in three days. Im using nair face cream to reduce how fast it grows but I gotta let it grow out a bit before I use it. Its really not that noticeable probably because my facial hair is on the lighter end.

Anyways after I get in there and get my hand cleaned, a few nurses enter the room. They ask some basic questions, then one of the nurses asks if Im currently on my period. I actually asked her to repeat the question, because I couldn't believe this was happening to me. So she repeats, are you on your period?

Internally Im practically squealing, but Im like gotta play it cool Allison. So I say, no I don't get periods. So then she looks at me and says "so no chance of pregnancy then".

At that point I almost lost it. It was awesome, and helped make a shitty day less shitty.
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Anyways after I get in there and get my hand cleaned, a few nurses enter the room. They ask some basic questions, then one of the nurses asks if Im currently on my period. I actually asked her to repeat the question, because I couldn't believe this was happening to me. So she repeats, are you on your period?

Internally Im practically squealing, but Im like gotta play it cool Allison. So I say, no I don't get periods. So then she looks at me and says "so no chance of pregnancy then".
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Is it self delusion, or just triumph at getting others to play along?

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About a month ago I received a letter from my health insurance stating I was past due for a pap smear. I had to read it like three times. I still have my OEM parts...

When my late mother was in her nineties (and looked it) a nurse asked her if she was pregnant.
Mom laughed. The nurse said "Just going down the list , ma'am".
I wasn't there, but mom told about it afterward. ;)
 
Betcha she didn't. ;)
The whole point of putting up/down the toilet seat is being chivalrous to women. So either she wants him to treat her like a woman and put it up before use and down after use, or get mad when he treats her like a guy and doesn't or more realistically, he doesn't care either way, but she has no foot to stand on complaining about it.

About a month ago I received a letter from my health insurance stating I was past due for a pap smear. I had to read it like three times. I still have my OEM parts...
wow, you got an automated email because you changed your legal identity. Turns out your health insurance didn't bother to add a second check in their system to see if a woman is actually a tranny.
Mom laughed. The nurse said "Just going down the list , ma'am".
Well, was she? Don't leave us hanging like that.
except they ask when your last period was
Why do they ask for it anyway? Blood loss?
 
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If only the world wouldn't have resisted Germany's attempt of bestowing the gift of men sitting down to piss on everybody, this little pooner would still be fucking insane, but at least she wouldn't have to worry about piss on the toilet seat.
 
Should we have a trans timelines thread, or is there one I'm not aware of? Either way, here is a selection of some recent ones.

She really wanted that green card.
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In 10 months, Jeremy lost 10 months.
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The rare (?) poo-troon.
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It's not enough to put on a gym uniform to be a "gym girl", and I'm not even talking about his sex. Does he only go to the gym to creep on women?
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Got that microcephaly-circus-act look down pat.
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The jokes write themselves with this one. How does he look more masculine in the 'after' picture?
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Maybe coming off steroids would help your E levels, girl.
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This Halloween act has gone on for too long. Take off that clearance woman suit!
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Female-to-Mr. Bean.
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OneyPlays did not handle the L. A. air well...
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Ogremaxxed.
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Unless the estrogen was meant to make you special-needs, I'm not sure what was achieved here.
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It's always the dead-eyed failed male type to go down this road.
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The annoying kid from Polar Express transitioned.
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3 month :}
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The funniest thing about that TiF complaining about the messy guy she lives with is that no one is forcing her to do these things. I mean I get it sucks living with sloppy roomies but at the same time no one and nothing is "pushing" her into a "gendered dynamic" she's actively choosing to clean up after him. It's not that it isn't "you" girlie, it's that it doesn't fit what you imagine you want to be, but it clearly is coming naturally.

Don't do his chores for him. Just let them pile up. Take care of your own stuff and find different room mates if it's that bad. You can't force room mates to start acting better because you're exactly right, you're not their mother or authority figure. It either works out or it doesn't.
Women attach status to living spaces. Men do not, or at least not as much. Us men do clean our living spaces, but usually at a later point than females. Messy and dirty are different things.
 
I'm tired of justifying my existence and starting to feel so hopeless in my attempts to educate people. Could someone please offer some advice on how to fight this fatigue, or just general recent happy trans wins (small little things, not big wins) would be an incredible help rn.
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I'm tired of justifying my existence and starting to feel so hopeless in my attempts to educate people. Could someone please offer some advice on how to fight this fatigue, or just general recent happy trans wins (small little things, not big wins) would be an incredible help rn.

Not really a person who posts on reddit much, so apologies for the format or if I mess up the post. Not posted in this reddit either so hope this is okay.

At work I am constantly educating people I work with on a lot of LGBTQ+ stuff, specifically trans stuff. For example; gender being a social construct, that transmen and non-binary people may experience menopause, that women with PCOS will be affected by transphobia (and what PCOS is to ciswomen).

I am tired, and drained and it just feels like an uphill battle that I am losing. I knew what I was getting into by being a very feminine transman who openly does subtle drag for formal events.

I'm non-binary trans-masc, my pronouns are he/him. And they respect this as much as they can with the occasional fuck ups. And often when I've had a discussion and there's push back they come back and realise I was speaking sense, but this is beginning to feel constant. I knew being open and welcoming to questions would be a lot but I'm tired.

Sorry that was a rant, it's just a little bit of vague context for this ask. Can anyone offer any advice on how to fight the fatigue of constantly educating people and arguing / justifying my and other's identities?

If no specific advice I would appreciate if people would want to share their little wins, that would help a lot with the fatigue. Just small things you didn't want to post fully, like you got correct pronouns from a stranger without needing to ask them to call you them, or got properly gendered in a shop interaction, the binder was binding especially well today, or you got a dress that flatters you beautifully. That kind of win, it would mean the world to hear about these small everyday wins among everything else that has been going on.

TLDR: I'm tired of arguing, please send advice or happy little victories, thank you.

It's exhausting to be an exhausting person, says "very feminine non-binary trans-masc transman (he/him) who openly does subtle drag for formal events".
 
Can't spell "hovel" without "ho": in a desperate bid to put food on the table, a straight-with-extra-steps couple streams themselves having sex for money, making only a measly $30 for roughly three hours of content while living in a dilapidated hotel. Due to the dilapidation of said hotel, the TiF half of the equation realizes that it's likely her other neighbors overheard their digital prostitution and fears she's now left a very negative impression of transgenderism upon them.
First, the obviously female writing style from this so-called “man” is beyond hysterical, but there’s a quote in particular that stood out…
And you know what's worse? We went outside to have a cigarette and this lady came out and when we said hello and waved (before I put the pieces together in my mind about everything) and she ignored us. Do you think she knows? I think she fucking knows. I feel like she heard us. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP MEEEEEE!!!!!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
…Especially, when viewed in conjunction with this comment on the original Reddit thread:
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Answer: it’s all self-inflicted because you’ve willingly chosen to be a part of a group that humanity is repulsed by.

Here’s the situation that I’m now picturing:
1.) Lady living in some fleabag motel is walking by. Probably had a lousy day and is indifferent to the world around her. Knows nothing about her neighbors, troon or otherwise. Has bigger problems to deal with, and doesn’t care about trivial shit.
2.) Troon couple waves and she doesn’t. Not because she’s troonsphobic…she just doesn’t care. See #1.
3.) Paranoid pooner flips out and goes on a warpath over the (imagined) slight: “OMG YOU HEARD US FUCKING, BUT DO YOU KNOW WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY WE HAVE TO DO SEX WORK???????!!!!!!!!!!!????#sexworkisrealwork BECAUSE TRANS PEOPLE LIKE US CANT HAVE NORMAL LIVES, AND THAT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU HATE TRANS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4.) Lady, who knew nothing about them fucking, walks away. Once, an indifferent/mildly supportive (albeit ignorant) person towards troons, she is now fully peaked. As she returns to her room, she fantasizes about personally loading troons into boxcars herself and sending them to camps to be gassed.

Idk, Li’l Pooner(s), but confronting a random person in such a fashion will surely do more general harm to the troon community than some folks merely overhearing a straight couple (that they probably don’t even know are troons) having sex. She’s worried about a crack in a window, as opposed to thin walls. Where is this window located? If it’s on the ground, next to the lobby door/cigarette receptacle, I could see her reason for concern. But, in all likelihood, the room is located apart from where people congregate, maybe even above the ground floor. The sound probably didn’t carry in the first place, and the crack is very small (small enough that it’s not a serious issue amidst the winter air). This typical, mental bitch is losing her mind over nothing, and the pooner peanut gallery is just reinforcing it lmao.

Also, her near-suicidality over possibly being heard fucking is hilarious. If this was a real guy, there might be some embarrassment (depending on which activities were performed/noises were emitted) upon learning that your hotel neighbors heard you getting in on, but most guys would find it funny. Some might even be proud of it- like they’re showing dominance/marking territory like a dog. Some might even relish the glances, thinking “yeah, that’s right- I *fuck*. Go back your room and enjoy gooning to Xhamster for the next seven hours, fucking pussy.” Not even the most timid, nerdy mouse of a guy would react to this situation the way that this obvious woman is.
 
What exactly is an invisible disability?
Mental retardation (or whatever they call it now) without the rictus moronica of Downs?
Generally, the original concept of invisible disability is just a disability you can't spot with the naked eye. Like someone wheelchair bound without legs vs someone using a wheelchair due to nerve damage but hasn't hit leg muscular atrophy or something like that. Because it's something generally unseen, it's easy to take and use as a shield when you aren't disabled and are just lazy as hell.
 
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