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[Sean Andalou]

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I want to scream. I hate her so much.

I didn't do anything to deserve being called slurs, I'm just collateral damage because she's trans and likes to troll people on twitter/Bsky and shitpost. And the worst part is she's big enough that I get screenshots of her tweets pushed to me on all sorts of subreddits and even Facebook from trans related pages. So I can't escape it.

I kept a low profile to purposefully avoid this happening, but because of my gf's ex I'm being ridiculed. Both my photos and my gf's (who is cis, by the way) is on there. And it's just not fair.

I can't even say what her screenname/handle is on here because she's prolific and I don't know what to do. Like she has 200-300k Bsky followers.

 

[Stan]

NY is a single-party consent state, but I don't know if someone who is knocked out under anesthesia can be considered a party to a conversation. That's actually an interesting legal question if this ends up going to trial, but I'd bet the hospital settles to avoid the bad publicity from angry trannies

I’m not a lawyer or anything but if the contents of a recording you make while party to a conversation are surprising to you because you had no way of knowing them I’d think that would lean to “not a party to this conversation”, and anesthetized patients would be more clearly not party to a convo that happens when they are out cold than say, a very impaired but awake person who forgets some things that are said but happened to record the conversation. Like I think a high as balls Nick Rekeita could defend making 1-party recordings in jurisdictions where that’s ok but anesthetized people are seriously dead to the world. You need a specialist just to keep an eye on them so they don’t actually die.

 

[Shig O'nella]

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No one particularly memorable - and I'd likely remember a serial troon dater (the GF, obviously).

There's probably one picture of them somewhere in this thread or the sideshows thread and troonetta here goes dramatic about it.

 

[Stan]

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“How dare they repost that no image I published on public social media for anyone to see” (or; which my gf posted with my permission)

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This is what she got for all her trouble and pain.
A blatant woman who despite having the titchop, still looks like she has a pair of low hangers.

God damn. You can’t quite tell if it’s very low and saggy tits or very high and springy love handles… in any case the vibe is female you can tell in a second

 

[Julie Newmar]

I’m not a lawyer or anything but if the contents of a recording you make while party to a conversation are surprising to you because you had no way of knowing them I’d think that would lean to “not a party to this conversation”, and anesthetized patients would be more clearly not party to a convo that happens when they are out cold than say, a very impaired but awake person who forgets some things that are said but happened to record the conversation. Like I think a high as balls Nick Rekeita could defend making 1-party recordings in jurisdictions where that’s ok but anesthetized people are seriously dead to the world. You need a specialist just to keep an eye on them so they don’t actually die.

I feel like legally, it’s already pretty cut-and-dry. You exist as a different legal entity when fully anesthetized, considering that it’s not illegal to cut you open or remove body parts when that’s the case and it’s litigatable malpractice when you aren’t under and they do the same.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

“How dare they repost that no image I published on public social media for anyone to see” (or; which my gf posted with my permission)

God damn. You can’t quite tell if it’s very low and saggy tits or very high and springy love handles… in any case the vibe is female you can tell in a second

It's fat below the tits at the top of the rib area meaning she that sad creature of a fat chick with flat tits back in the day me and my friends use to call them a Flattie.

 

[Magic Pickle]

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Allow me, my dear.

Spoiler: Here's that attention you ordered, OP!

Thread tax.
A Polly Pocket is so bothered by her shortness compared to her gigantic twin brother that she's considered getting surgery to make her taller, which is really just breaking the shit out of someone's legs until they get the same proportions as Slenderman. I have to hand it to plastic surgeons, they really know how to keep the milk of a grift ever-flowing.
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(vent) height dysphoria​

throwaway bc stealth i have so much height dysphoria and ik people sometimes dont like when trans men complain about it but it affects my daily life so much if i could choose to not be bothered by it i would. it doesnt really have much to do with being “judged” by others for it like i do have social dysphoria about it but mostly i just look in the mirror and feel less than, that if i could just be closer to average male height I’d feel like im the person i was always meant to be born as. it probably doesn’t help that i have a twin brother whos 6’2 and uncle whos nearly 7ft and it basically just affirms that my sex is the reason im small. i dont even need to be freakishly tall i would have been skipping for joy at 5’8. i know short men exist but im not even cis, plus the fact its highly likely i wouldnt be short if i were cis makes it feel irrelevant
i feel just bad seeing myself and it feels stupid too at times like im just complaining and not trying hard enough to be ok with it but it does psychologically affect me a lot and a part of me is convinced ill never feel man enough because of it. i ignored the feeling, tried to accept it, then finally was sort of able to admit to myself that ill probably just feel this way about my height forever. that i might never be fully happy with the reflection looking back at me. im now working hard and hoping to one day get height surgery which a part of me feels ashamed of bc ik people judge it a lot but i try not to judge myself since it is safe and i know it would make me happy and give me the gender euphoria im looking for, thats all that matters.but theres a chance ill just spend my life feeling this way and have to figure out how to cope with it and continue when i thought one day i wouldnt have to feel any of this dysphoria at all. i just hoped i would grow and when i never did it became my biggest insecurity. height dysphoria is probably not talked about since its something that cant be changed typically unless you have a lot of money or it can make others dysphoric to see talked about when theyre even shorter but i know it affects a lot of trans guys. i feel really alone and weird about it

A TiF's boyfriend confesses that there are times where he wishes that his little lady stopped trying to be a little lad, which puts OP in a tailspin over whether or not to stay with him. Though neither wish to part ways, she fears she cannot stay with him as she would always wonder if he still viewed her through a female lens "like the Green Goblin or something." Given how many FTMs absolutely adore Spider-Man, I don't see the issue with this?
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I think I have to leave my boyfriend and it’s breaking my heart​

I’m putting this here because I have no one else to talk about this with and even though I know what the solution is, I was hoping anyone else has been in the same situation. Also to preface, I already know this was a bad conversation to have over text but it’ll be two more weeks before we can going out again for other reasons.
Yesterday, my boyfriend opened up about his mental state and then eventually, he said that he feels confused and basically said that sometimes he wishes he was dating a woman because of their femininity. I obviously told him I was glad he was honest with me and firmly said if he couldn’t be fulfilled by dating a trans man and “needed” to be with a woman then we should break up. I was still taken aback and so overwhelmed that I went straight to bed after work. For some background, my boyfriend has never ever made me feel invalidated these three years, has always respected my identity obviously, refers to me correctly when bringing me up to other people, all that stuff. I’ve never really thought he wasn’t attracted to guys or anything like that and I know the whole thing about bisexual men who date trans guys but I’ve just always felt confident in his perception and attraction to me. I don’t even think about it honestly that’s how secure I am in him seeing me as another guy.
All that being said, it was crushing to hear him say that he didn’t want to hurt me but that he didn’t know what he wanted which I suppose is between dating me and dating a woman. I feel stupid for ever thinking I would be enough for a cisgendered man. He reassured me multiple times that he doesn’t want to break up but that he also doesn’t want to hurt me.
Since I took a long time to respond back to him after I went to sleep, he messaged me again saying that he didn’t want to break up and he wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Even though I want that too, deep down in my heart I feel like it would be best for us to break up and that I would be selfish if I hold onto him. I told him that if he thinks he’d be happier with a girlfriend we should break up. He said that he could “do without it” and that’s somehow worse to me like I don’t want the thought of being in a relationship with a woman in the back of his head like the green goblin or something

A brave and beautiful troon is devastated when, while in the tranny capital of Seattle, he is still clocked and ridiculed by a random man while on public transit. I like how he seems shocked that the man isn't white - who do you think mows down all the black trannies like it's a sport?
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A reminder to never let your guard down​

Hey everyone—I’m just venting here bc I’m not really sure where else to go with it. I’m a woman (37, ~6 years on HRT) of trans experience (obviously) and I guess I got lulled into thinking that I was passable enough or that, being in Seattle, I was safe from ridicule that comes from people who hate us.
Today I was on the bus coming from Capital Hill— which is generally the most queer friendly part of Seattle that I’ve been in—after a nice lunch with a friend. As soon as my friend got off the bus I could hear a middle age man (shockingly not a white man) talk about how much he agreed with the White House and how Trump is “getting it right”. I ignored it mostly, attributing it to just some guy wanting attention in front of his girlfriend.
When I stood up to get off the bus, he started yelling at me “yo my man! You feeling good out here living like that? You’re not fooling anyone, it’s disgusting”. He said a few more things but I zoned out. Normally, I run these situations in my mind and always have a snarky response but I froze. I couldn’t say anything, I just felt the hurt and I felt stupid. I always thought I was borderline passable enough that people wouldn’t try and clock me out of fear of being wrong but today made me realize that even when we feel like we’re in a safe bubble, we’re not.
Anyway, no point to this but just to remind everyone to stay safe and know that you’re loved by this community. I forget sometimes how much we need each other.

Lastly, a li'l dood warns her fellow doodlings of a unique complication of being on steroids: her face now sags like a woman twice her age, and she wrestles with the fact that she's looking into a face lift before menopause. The FAFO here is quite striking - I highly recommend pairing this whine with a Wagyu rib-eye.
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PSA - T can ruin your face​

When I first started at, I read everything there was to read. And absolutely nowhere did I read about this particular complication: saggy face.
I was not overweight when I went on T. I'd already lost weight years ago. I was a normal, healthy person. I had a slightly round face, always have had a baby face. I've gained weight and muscle on T, so it's not weight loss related. Now I am two years on T and have saggy face skin. I can pull it super far away from my body, it sags downwards when I tilt my head, and it sits in the hollows of my cheeks and gives me that sickly, unhealthy shadow. It also bunches up around my forehead. I can use my finger to move it around like a Mexican wave.
Yes T changes your face shape. Makes it leaner, more defined. But it can also make it so you lose so much facial fat you need to get cosmetic procedures. For some people the skin will tighten. But it's been over a year for me and I am seeking cosmetic work to fix it. I am 30 years old with the sag of someone who is 60. It's really unfortunate. My gender doctor hasn't seen anyone else have this out of thousands, so it seems very uncommon but it can happen.
It's possible I may even have to have a face-lift. At 30.
This isn't to scare anyone out of going on T, it's just to let people know that this can be an something that happens to you. I think it's so important that everyone is aware of the changes that can happen to your body and be prepared for the possibilities of having surgery, health problems, etc.

 

[Gondolindrim]

One of the things I like to do, when I get a like from a post a few years old, is check in on how the lifesaving medicine for the subjects of the page is panning out.
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This is what she got for all her trouble and pain.
A blatant woman who despite having the titchop, still looks like she has a pair of low hangers.
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Someone should really tell this woman that it's not normal to be "collecting chronic illnesses". Something has gone very wrong in your biochemistry because of all the drugs you're taking.

 

[Stan]

I feel like legally, it’s already pretty cut-and-dry. You exist as a different legal entity when fully anesthetized, considering that it’s not illegal to cut you open or remove body parts when that’s the case and it’s litigatable malpractice when you aren’t under and they do the same.

Idk that’s probably more to do with express consent than your state of being anesthetized. It would be assault for someone to pierce one’s ears or tattoo me or administer a pelvic exam without consent; but none of those procedures typically involve sedation or general anesthesia. If one gives consent those things are not a problem… It’s OK cause you specifically agreed to have it done. Likewise I am sure it’s not legally cool if I was under anesthesia for say an appendectomy and the surgeon did something else I hadn’t agreed to, like extract my teeth. But I am really not sure about recording convos when you’re totally knackered and dead to the world. I do think that tranny is being a litigious prick to raise funds for the remainder of his very short life and his funeral expenses though, he already said he wants to be a super pretty corpse. (Still horrifying!)

 

[Julie Newmar]

Idk that’s probably more to do with express consent than your state of being anesthetized. It would be assault for someone to pierce one’s ears or tattoo me or administer a pelvic exam without consent; but none of those procedures typically involve sedation or general anesthesia. If one gives consent those things are not a problem… It’s OK cause you specifically agreed to have it done. Likewise I am sure it’s not legally cool if I was under anesthesia for say an appendectomy and the surgeon did something else I hadn’t agreed to, like extract my teeth. But I am really not sure about recording convos when you’re totally knackered and dead to the world. I do think that tranny is being a litigious prick to raise funds for the remainder of his very short life and his funeral expenses though, he already said he wants to be a super pretty corpse. (Still horrifying!)

True. I suppose it would still be in the case by case area like medically impaired people signing contracts and whatnot. In any event, there was every reason to believe they weren’t in the conversation.

 

[Sweetened Condensed]

Troon cartoonist realized that it was his one year anniversary of him coming out. Commemorated the event by drawing a comic detailing the joy being his real woman self has brought him

The funny thing is, if he really switches to women's vitamins, he's going to give himself Hemochromatosis from all the iron men aren't supposed to be taking

 

[behindyourightnow]

One of the things I like to do, when I get a like from a post a few years old, is check in on how the lifesaving medicine for the subjects of the page is panning out.
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This is what she got for all her trouble and pain.
A blatant woman who despite having the titchop, still looks like she has a pair of low hangers.
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I wish I could laugh, but I'm tired bros, it's all just sad. "James" should have lived out her life as a jolly, slightly dorky woman who raised ferrets and volunteered at a local museum on weekends, and maybe had some jolly, slightly dorky kids if she so desired. But Tumblr got her, and now her body is falling apart in early adulthood and she probably won't reach 30.

Someone should really tell this woman that it's not normal to be "collecting chronic illnesses". Something has gone very wrong in your biochemistry because of all the drugs you're taking.

It's normal in her circles. I guarantee her friends are all also poisoning themselves with testosterone, or are very fat, or (most likely) both. They all make illnesses a part of their identity as well, so they never consider trying to get better or change anything after being diagnosed. They just take more pills and add another illness to their Twitter bio.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Allow me, my dear.

ohh ok he might think joe lavery's thread is his thread, and that's why he thinks he's "plastered all over the site"

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

What the hell is a gender doctor?

 

[Aquarius]

>TL;DR: Troon with stage 4 metastatic ass cancer files a lolsuit because he asked that his purse/phone be allowed in the operating suite for educational purposes during a lung tumor resection. He claims that he subsequently caught the (rather based) medical staff making factual and logical observations about the Frankenstein-esque monster on the table before them, and his troon lover.
Can’t reply directly to this post (for some reason), so I’m going to do it here: Actual women going into surgery are scared they’ll get fingered - sorry, be used to practice “pelvic exams”. This man is trying to take away medical licenses because of things said when he wasn’t even conscious. This and the TIF wishing she got gaybashed are hideous.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

This unironically made me MATI, "I wish I was bullied UwU"

I got beaten by another guy I asked out in highschool, his friend group held it against me as blackmail until graduation and got ratted out to a teacher (who thankfully didn't escalate it). How fun is that, you stupid ass spoiled girls. You don't see that in your uwu yaoi comics.

And I still had a better experience than the vast majority of faggot teenagers who turn into that due to childhood sexual abuse

They want the "forbidden love" fanfiction aspects of being a gay teen boy like passing secret notes confessing love, only meeting in a hidden spot in the woods under the cover of darkness, one getting beaten up for being gay (never fatally) and being lovingly tended to by the other, getting kicked out for being gay and running away together to live in New York or just wandering around the country.

i am sorry that that happened to you.

 

[Lip Glossary]

Maybe it's me, but I don't really care what surgeons think about me as long as they're doing their job. I wouldn't know anyway unless I was retarded enough to record their private conversations.

As for changing his medical records to the correct "male" I'd say it's important considering the type of treatment he's receiving.

I wouldn't care if the surgeons working on me recorded a diss track about how weird my dick looked while they were scrubbing up, as long as they save my life it's none of my fucking concern.
As far as being changed from female to male in your patient records, FUCK YOU. You can play your little gay boy pretending to be a girl dating another gay boy pretending to be a girl fantasy all you like outside of the hospital, but when you are in a medical emergency when every second matters, they need to know that you are a man.
You're a fucking fella, fella. I'm sure everyone else at the hospital will play your little game because they were instructed to, but these people who have to stare at your cancerous asshole that your boyfriend probably sped the progression up with his cum for hours at a time? They don't have time for your stupid fucking delusions.
Doesn't HIPAA law work both ways? Aren't your surgeons and all that protected with confidentiality the same way you are? I'm not sure if that's correct but hopefully it is and these surgeons will be able to get out of it because they had some kind of expectation of privacy.
Either way it would be outstanding if they refuse to work on him in the future.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I wouldn't care if the surgeons working on me recorded a diss track about how weird my dick looked while they were scrubbing up

You can refuse GA at a biopsy to get an idea of what the banter is like at your hospital.

 

[Lip Glossary]

You can refuse GA at a biopsy to get an idea of what the banter is like at your hospital.

I'd be disappointed if my surgeons DIDN'T make fun of me and say awful shit while they were in the operating room.
Anyone who sticks their hands inside of people for hours a day every day and only speaks in clinical creepy medical talk is a sociopathic as fuck.
Could you imagine being in a 5 hour surgery and secretly recording it, and when you turn the tape on and listen to it, it was five straight hours of nothing but medical textbook talk? That would be scarier than "Hey what are you doing later? You want to go get fucked up?"

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I'd be disappointed if my surgeons DIDN'T make fun of me and say awful shit while they were in the operating room.
Anyone who sticks their hands inside of people for hours a day every day and only speaks in clinical creepy medical talk is a sociopathic as fuck.
Could you imagine being in a 5 hour surgery and secretly recording it, and when you turn the tape on and listen to it, it was five straight hours of nothing but medical textbook talk? That would be scarier than "Hey what are you doing later? You want to go get fucked up?"

If you’ve ever been out with medical students, it doesn’t take long for the conversation to get around to Worst Thing Found Up Someone’s Ass. These are people who have to deal with the human body at its absolute worst, and who have to deal with the public all day, and have an incredible amount of pressure and responsibility on them at all times. Inappropriate conversation and a twisted sense of humour are probably essential to stop yourself going postal.