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If you’ve ever been out with medical students, it doesn’t take long for the conversation to get around to Worst Thing Found Up Someone’s Ass.
It was most definitely at a hosptial-adjacent bar that I recall some rando showing me a photo of himself in bloody scrubs triumphantly holding a recently-excised and very bloody dildo that was bigger than his fucking head, it was exactly like a fishing fan on a dating app.
 
I'd be disappointed if my surgeons DIDN'T make fun of me and say awful shit while they were in the operating room.
Anyone who sticks their hands inside of people for hours a day every day and only speaks in clinical creepy medical talk is a sociopathic as fuck.
Could you imagine being in a 5 hour surgery and secretly recording it, and when you turn the tape on and listen to it, it was five straight hours of nothing but medical textbook talk? That would be scarier than "Hey what are you doing later? You want to go get fucked up?"
It's a good sign they all know what they're doing. What would he rather have? "Ok, we've got to cut a chunk out of his colon. Now which one's the colon? Shall we have a vote on it?"
 
Anyway, a thread tax- Troon with ass cancer. Article
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There's a more substantive article linked in A&N:

The Times got the recording the troon is upset about and transcribed it. I guess troons are bad at summarizing, because it doesn't read at all like a golden gibs ticket:

On the recording, which was shared with The Times, it appears that the medical workers are discussing their feelings about transgender identity. It is difficult to discern how many people are talking, but the remarks are clear.
“Not that it’s not right.”
“It’s not.”
“It doesn’t make sense.”
“I don’t get any of it, I’m sorry.”
Then, one of the workers suggests that they simply don’t know enough.
“That’s the thing,” the voice says. “It’s hard to understand because you don’t see it every day; you’re not living it.”
At various points during the conversation, there are repeated mentions of something that had happened earlier, when Ms. Capasso arrived.
She had been asked to take a pregnancy test, a routine preoperative step for female patients. Even though she doesn’t have a uterus, she had offered to do whatever was easiest.
“I don’t want to go into the operating room with any bad vibe,” she later explained.

In the recording, the health care workers can be heard reassessing how Ms. Capasso’s medical records describe her. “It’s not supposed to just say ‘female,’” one can be heard saying. “It’s supposed to say ‘transgender female.’”

“It’s still wrong per se,” someone says.
Then, the conversation takes an unexpected turn. One health care worker announces that she will contact an administrator who works on improving care for L.G.B.T.Q. patients. “She’s, like, in charge of this trans stuff,” the worker says.
A phone call ensues. After explaining the situation — “they’re ordering pregnancy tests on the patient, too” — the medical worker explains that she has updated Ms. Capasso’s medical records, and wonders if that was the correct thing to do.
“So then we have to have it changed back to ‘female?’” the worker asks. “I was just trying to make things right.”
But then the worker seems to reconsider.

I don't know how a phone or a bag was allowed in the surgical theatre to begin with. They have pretty strict rules in the US at least.
A lot of OR gurneys have a shelf underneath them: patient belongings go in a big plastic sack and get put on that shelf, if the patient doesn't have an inpatient room. Sounds like troon turned the recording on, put the phone in the bag, and then was wheeled in.
 
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A teenage pooner laments on never being able to live out her fetish while watching gay boys in her drama class.

I hate that these things want to groom kids onto being monsters like them.

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A teenage pooner laments on never being able to live out her fetish watching to gay boys in her drama class.

I hate that these things want to groom kids onto being monsters like them.

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what an insensitive retard....im sure WW1 vets that had their dick destroyed in battle (idk whatever the poem is about, im paraphrasing heavily here) is exactly the same as a confused teenage girl who likes other girls but cant accept that/has had horrific trauma in her life, and wants to be a boy now.
 
what an insensitive retard....im sure WW1 vets that had their dick destroyed in battle (idk whatever the poem is about, im paraphrasing heavily here) is exactly the same as a confused teenage girl who likes other girls but cant accept that/has had horrific trauma in her life, and wants to be a boy now.
She's not a lesbian, just a fujoshi who wants to live her yaoi dreams.
 
The Times got the recording the troon is upset about and transcribed it. I guess troons are bad at summarizing, because it doesn't read at all like a golden gibs ticket:
What I’m seeing is an argument against identifying troons by their preferred sex. It sounds to me like this patient came in and no one knew what to expect, because all the admin staff were too scared to say “by the way, this is to all intents and purposes a man.” This troon’s lucky to be alive (well, apart from being a troon, but you know what I mean).

TBH, it sounds like he deliberately recorded it in the hope of suing the Trust rather than getting a job. I can’t think of any other reason you’d record it.

A teenage pooner laments on never being able to live out her fetish while watching gay boys in her drama class.
For someone who can never be a girl, she sure sounds like one.
 
The cancer troon is bizarrely attention seeking. If I had a recording of people talking shit about me, I wouldn’t share that with anyone let alone the press.
 
It sounds to me like this patient came in and no one knew what to expect,
Nah, for rectal cancer he got to have at least a CT pelvis done -- and there is nothing to hide: the absence of uterus and vagina, and "a hyperdense organ, measured 3.0 x 3.3 x 2.7 cm, located inferior to the urinary bladder, this is compatible with the male prostate".
 
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what an insensitive retard....im sure WW1 vets that had their dick destroyed in battle (idk whatever the poem is about, im paraphrasing heavily here) is exactly the same as a confused teenage girl who likes other girls but cant accept that/has had horrific trauma in her life, and wants to be a boy now.
"I saw my friends die in agony while they cried out for their mothers who could not comfort them. I will never forget the face of the man I killed, nor the sound my bayonet made as it pierced his lungs. I struggle every day just to function due to the loss of my leg."

"You think that's bad? Try being a gay man trapped in a woman's body."
 
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The Times got the recording the troon is upset about and transcribed it. I guess troons are bad at summarizing, because it doesn't read at all like a golden gibs ticket:
I really hate that this tranny was taking pregnancy tests for the “vibes”.
 
The Times got the recording the troon is upset about and transcribed it. I guess troons are bad at summarizing, because it doesn't read at all like a golden gibs ticket:
Water is wet, but that's fucking bonkers. Here I was thinking the nurses were going to be caught asking Siri for the best way to kill a tranny on the operating table and make it look like an accident, and instead it's somebody trying to work out if the paperwork should say "female" or "transgender female".

This is why you can't give an inch with people like this. No matter how accommodating you try to be, they will always push things further in an effort to paint you as the bad guy and themselves as the victim of your awfulness. Troons weaponize female empathy and agreeableness (hell, the whole LGBTQ has been doing this since the days of Will and Grace, but troons are especially nasty at it) and no matter what you do, it will never be enough, because their goal isn't to be left alone; it's to have bizarrely sexualized power over everything and everyone around them, especially women.

(also, I hope to fuck they made that guy pay for his pregnancy test out of pocket. Despite everything, I'm still pretty libertarian, and if he can pay with his own money that he earned, then fuck it; run up as many unnecessary medical bills as possible. In fact, give him more, to incentivize him to shape the fuck up. But asking innocent tax payers or even insurance companies to pay for his bullshit is sheer lunacy)
 
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I really hate that this tranny was taking pregnancy tests for the “vibes”.
If I was asked by a hospital whether I might be pregnant, I'd be tempted to act dumb, "Dunno. Is there any way of checking." and leave it up to them what to do. Ask a stupid question and all that. But then I'm a Brit so they'd be the ones paying.
 
"I saw my friends die in agony while they cried out for their mothers who could not comfort them. I will never forget the face of the man I killed, nor the sound my bayonet made as it pierced his lungs. I struggle every day just to function due to the loss of my leg."

"You think that's bad? Try being a gay man trapped in a woman's body."
Average Weimar Germany conversation
 
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He's lucky he didn't have the right parts to get the old school true and honest female experience there.

Up until a few years ago, women patients who were under general anesthesia for surgeries at teaching hospitals were subject to non consensual pelvic exams by gyno med students. No, I am not kidding. It was a thing. They helped themselves to knocked out women's bodies for educational purposes. Naturally they neglected to secure permission before doing it. They just waltzed in, whipped out their speculums, and did it. And waltzed out. Imagine waking up from gallbladder surgery with a bruised snatch and wondering WTF happened while you were zonked out. When it became exposed and confirmed as a somewhat common practice in my state, it was swiftly forbidden by state law.
 
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Tranny is pissed at the fact that people consider sex to be separate to gender, despite that being a concept that trannies themselves came up with, codified, pushed into academia, forced on the rest of us and vilified anyone who disagreed.

This is obviously because they lacked the foresight to see the myriad ways it could potentially be (and is currently being) wielded against them. In response, they are of course moving even further away from sex and towards 'gender' (an arbitrary noncorporeal concept conjured up by a pedophile), even stating that sex is a 'stupid nebulous term' despite it having a concrete and scientifically measurable definition. Unlike gender.
 
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How dare cis people try to control the language! :P

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Here's a reply amplifying the point. :lit:
complaining about psy ops (assuming we saw the same thread) while using language like "transwomen" is wildly out of touch. If you use that language, you're the psy op. You've fallen for it and should take a sec
Of course "trans" *is* a prefix in every other context, but never mind that. :christine:
 
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