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Problem: Basically sane, but ideologically opposed to sanity. 8)

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Someday, someone's gonna have to explain to me why the fuck they think a neurological function present in quite literally every single life form that moves and needs physical contact to reproduce somehow doesn't apply to humans.

Flies have less than half a million neurons total, and even they have a built in recognition of males and females.

Scratch that, C. Elegans, the worm with the simplest brain we know of (302 to 385 neurons) can recognize if the other worm is a male or not.

It's such a fundamental part of life that even at the absolute smallest meat-compute scale we know of, it's one of the few features kept in.
 
That’s literally why they’re like that. These are people who desperately want someone to figure out their lives for them. That’s why they want safe spaces, protectionary laws and free healthcare/ubi/gay space communism. They recognize on some level that they’ve ill equipped to live normal self sufficient lives and channel it into degeneracy instead of working on their actual problems with living as men
This isn't a quote from a post I made, I wonder what glitch is going on. When I click the apparent quote it goes to another post I made which doesn't include anything that you replied to lol
 
People suck, it could happen to anybody.
Making a video about it, begging for sympathy after years of fuming?
The sort of thing an unusually very neurotic woman might do.
And an equally neurotic man? Something at least as pathetic, but not that. 8)
It is one of those things that always gets me though, the level of neuroticism and lack of self-awareness you see on the farms a lot. It meshes perfectly well with the idea that a radical transformation of the body will finally bring the person peace in their mind. Focus on anything at all but actually looking at your life, gotta keep chasing that dragon, keep fuming about old friends ghosting and other high school tier shit. Otherwise you might sit down and stop for a second and just look at your life, maybe ask yourself why nothing you do every makes you happy....

Naw, bring on the T!
 
Honkin' hon fumigates a 'shared queer space'.

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3 months ago we got a new housemate and are now dealing with this super awkward situation with her. Like, a week after she moved in, I started noticing this sOur and stale smell coming from her room whenever she'd open the door. My room's right across from hers, so basically getting hit with the full force of it. usually avoid commenting on personal stuff unless it's something they can fix in like 5 mins, but this smell's gotten so bad it's filling the entire passageway.

Even our guests are noticing it. And honestly, she kinda smells like that all the time, like her body's got this same kinda of scent that just fills the room. It's super concerning, especialy since our other housemate has had to applying essential oils to his wrists and sniffing that just to cope with being in the same room as her. The thing is that isa sensitive topic for many reasons and she is in a vulnerable place as she just came to our queer house share after being outed as trans and running away from home, so it's a super sensitive topic. I'm wondering if it's maybe some medical thing, but seriously, how does one even bring this up with her?

Like, it's obviously personal, but it's also affecting the whole household now. And I've never seen her do laundry, which doesn't help. I'm working from home, so I've seen everyone's comings and goings, and she's never done a load of washing. How doI navigate this convo without being super insensitive?

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"You smell like shit and are actively violating everyone's sense of smell, take a shower and do your laundry now." Fixed the problem. Either they take a shower or call you bigots and leave. Seriously for some reason you can't even confront a tranny on anything or else they will turn it into transphobia. Why are trannies even surprised that no one takes them seriously anymore?
 
Pooner gets ghosted on her birthday
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"ugh, my bestie for so long, 7 years, she totally bailed on me. She is always so obsessed with boys, and then she just skips on me for a guy. OH EM GEE" "BTW Im totally a manly man with a male brain born in the wrong body"
The identifying everyone involved in a scenario by 27m or 19f or whatever is a Reddit thing. Apparently the redditors can't help you unless they know your exact age and the genders of everyone involved in your problem.
To be fair, ages and sexes help when giving advice. A 40 year old having relationship troubles is something different than a 18 year old having relationship troubles, whether it is a man struggling with his wife, or a wife having issues with her husband also clarifies things. Especially when half the people involved have brain damage and think they're the other sex.
That’s literally why they’re like that. These are people who desperately want someone to figure out their lives for them.
I think BDSM also has overlap with autism. BSDM spells out the rules of what is allowed and what not. For someone uncomfortable with the vagueness of human interaction that is an attractive feature.
 
Don't forget, male and female teachers get fired (and rightfully so) for having an Onlyfans or 20-year-old porn videos online. This man's reddit and other social media honestly could be enough to justify termination, especially since he's not even a teacher, but a summer camp counselor.
Forgot he was just a summer employee. From that and his general lack of opsec, I’m assuming he worked the summer school program at Oroville Elementary School District (site). The second session concluded July 25th, so there is a non-zero chance he just wasn’t offered a permanent position and is twisting the situation to play victim as trannies are wont to do.

So he was likely a classified employee who didn’t require a teaching license. The good news is that any educator can be reported to a state board for misconduct, and if it’s a non-certified person (like an aide or bus driver, etc.) they will be given an identifier number in place of a teaching license number. That number can be suspended or revoked like a license, and that person will not be allowed to work in schools (except private schools since they are allowed to hire whoever they want, it’s kind of scary because some don’t even run background checks or ask for fingerprint clearance cards) either temporarily or permanently.

Even if this isn’t the district he claims to be fired from, all public districts in the US have pretty standardized regulations (typically called ‘Board Policies’ or ‘Governing Board Policies’) for staff both certified (teachers, campus administrators, anyone required to have a teaching license) and classified (support staff/everyone who’s not certified). If anyone’s interested, all the board policies are public record. He would’ve had to sign off agreeing to all of these as a non-negotiable term of employment. This one is the DISMISSAL/SUSPENSION/DISCIPLINARY ACTION; you can read the whole document at that link, but this is the general list of no-nos for classified staff:

Causes for Disciplinary Action
A permanent classified employee may be subject to suspension, demotion, involuntary reassignment, or
dismissal for one or more of the following causes:


1. Immoral conduct, including, but not limited to, egregious misconduct that is the basis for a sex offense
as defined in Education Code 44010, a controlled substance offense as defined in Education Code 44011, or child abuse and neglect as described in Penal Code 11165.2-11165.6

2. Conduct that constitutes a violent or serious felony as defined in Penal Code 667.5(c) or 1192.7(c)

3. Unlawful discrimination, including harassment, against any student or other employee

4. Violation of or refusal to obey state or federal law or regulation, Board policy, or district or school procedure

5. Falsification of any information supplied to the district, including, but not limited to, information
supplied on application forms, employment records, or any other school district records

6. Unsatisfactory performance

7. Unprofessional conduct

8. Dishonesty

9. Neglect of duty or absence without leave

10. Insubordination

11. Use of alcohol or a controlled substance while on duty or in such close time proximity thereto as to
affect the employee's performance

12. Destruction or misuse of district property

13. Failure to fulfill any ongoing condition of employment including, but not limited to, maintenance of any license, certificate, or other similar requirement specified in the employee's class specification or otherwise necessary for the employee to perform the duties of the position

14. A physical or mental condition which precludes the employee from the proper performance of duties and responsibilities as determined by competent medical authority, except as otherwise provided by a contract or by law

15. Retaliation against any person who, in good faith, reports, discloses, divulges, or otherwise brings to the
attention of any appropriate authority any information relative to an actual or suspected violation of state or federal law occurring on or directly related to the job

16. Violation of Education Code 45303 or Government Code 1028 prohibiting the advocacy or teaching of
communism

17. Any other misconduct which is of such nature that it causes discredit or injury to the district or the
employee's position


It could’ve been quite of few of these just based off his tranny-version of the story and his Islamic posting history. Some are oddly vague but that does give the district more leeway to decide what constitutes “unprofessional behavior” and “immoral conduct”.
I find it a little sus that he knows where all of the cameras are. Maybe he has great situational awareness but I doubt it, he’s probably pushing the boundaries of what he can get away with, without witnesses. He had his defense prepared.

Maybe he was asking his coworkers if they needed any tampons, right after getting done pissing on the seats to get back at the cis scum ruining his life. Or he was joining in on the kids’ private conversations and making it weird as hell instead of minding his business.
Very sus.

Schools tend to use pretty obvious cameras, parents typically don’t like the idea of more hidden cameras even for security, plus they can deter vandalism and other behavior if students (and staff, unfortunately) have that visible reminder that they are being watched and recorded. Knowing where the cameras are isn’t suspicious on its own, but how he talks about the cameras definitely is. When you work in a public school, you operate under the assumption that you are being watched unless you’re in the bathroom. If you’re not an AGP tranny creep it’s not a big deal and gives everyone accountability.

A teacher/staff afraid of the cameras is a major red flag.
 

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Pooner gets ghosted on her birthday
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It’s really shocking to think we’ve created a world where this woman can post the most woman TikTok of all time while looking exactly like a woman and is insulated enough from reality she’s convinced herself she’s a man. Like she genuinely believes it.

I’d love to see a list of what she considers her most masculine traits.

1. Cruella DeVille hair (“not like those OTHER girls”)
2. Is shrill (“manly anger”)
3. Holds on to petty shit from seven years ago (“solution oriented”)
 
Don't forget, male and female teachers get fired (and rightfully so) for having an Onlyfans or 20-year-old porn videos online. This man's reddit and other social media honestly could be enough to justify termination, especially since he's not even a teacher, but a summer camp counselor.
He’s definitely leaving a LOT out. With summer employment especially, they almost always just bring you to to the office and explain that x thing is against the rules if they genuinely don’t think you did smth intentionally. Different summer camps have different rules but overall it’s very lax. They really don’t want to fire someone unless they have to. You would have to actively try to get hard fired and he definitely did something urgent enough for them to do this.

My money is on him giving them more than enough cause to suspect he is willingly and knowingly doing something pervy or disgusting in secret, and they know that if they tell him to stop (as with every predator who is smart enough to hide what they’re doing) that’s not enough to legally shield them for the incident and lawsuit waiting to happen.

The ONLY time I’ve ever seen a teacher or counselor fired outright is bc the problem was brought to them by two or more kids, in my case a creepy autistic male teacher was texting girls one on one which is a huge no go. But I’ve seen counselors sperg about their furry fetish OC in front of kids and that doesn’t even come close to actionable.

I’d parlay on it being both him having veeery weird bathroom behavior and kids reporting this to admin and admin finding his fetish Reddit and putting two and two together. It’s bizarre that he knows where the cameras are, I have never once thought to memorize those in any place I’ve worked. Screams ‘I’ve been caught loitering around the kid bathrooms several times.’
 
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My money is on him giving them more than enough cause to suspect he is willingly and knowingly doing something pervy or disgusting in secret, and they know that if they tell him to stop (as with every predator who is smart enough to hide what they’re doing) that’s not enough to legally shield them for the incident and lawsuit waiting to happen.
You're right - some kids may have found his toilet selfies taken in either the student bathroom before/after hours, or a "non-student bathroom" during work hours.
 
Short, sweet and to the point: a TiM is devastated that he cannot look like the hentai girlies of his dreams. Keep this one in your back pocket for whenever someone claims AGPs aren't real and that porn never influences trannies.
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Everything is making me upset.

Every damn time I see a female, typically drawn and especially over sexualized ones or just ones with big proportions, I get super depressed. I just so wish I could be like that and it would just be easier if I was a cis female and plus if I was a cis female then I could have all the same stuff women do and I just feel a ton of envy and jealousy, and I never have felt jealous about anything before, at least I don't think so. It hurts me a lot, every minute of every day is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
I hate everything about this... I can't just be happy... even when I thought I was getting better since I was happy all of last week. This sucks.
Tell me if you've heard this one before - a FTM... who has poor social skills, low self esteem and resembles more of a pixie than a prince... fears she will die alone because she is asexual. You'd think they made these people in a fucking lab! I don't take the concept of "NPCs" very seriously, but sometimes you really start to wonder.
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Being Asexual and Trans Is Fucking Horrible . I’m Going To Die Alone.

Being trans has fucking ruined my life I can’t do anything or go anywhere because of how I get treated. I know for a fact I’m going to die alone because I can’t trust anyone, I’m asexual and never want sex and I always tell people that before I get with them but they still try to guilt trip me into it and tell me I’m not enough. I can’t trust anyone to see me as a real man, everyone either infantilizes me or treats me like a sex object.
It’s impossible for anyone to see me as a real man, the past 3 people I’ve been with haven’t, and my mannerisms are so feminine and I hate it so much. I’m very shy and timid and awkward and emotional and I hate it, I wish I could act more like a man but I’ve been trying to change myself for years and it’s impossible.

I’m so lonely and depressed, I don’t see any purpose in living since I know I’m going to die alone anyway because I can’t trust anyone anymore. I fucking hate being trans, there is nothing good about it, I’m tired of being a fetish or just “a smol uwu little baby trans boy” I just want to be normal. I wish I wasn’t trans because it’s literally ruined my life.
Despite being 'naturally masculine' with an angular jaw, wide shoulders and a crew cut, a TiF is #shakingandcryigngg because a man was able to identify her from behind as female. Next time you're out in public, farmers, I recommend you spend a minute people watching and see how far someone has to be from you before you can't quite precisely make out their sex - trust me, it's actually very far if you're savvy enough!
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Got clocked behind the back when entering a bathroom

Hi all, before this I've only posted one picture, so I'm sorry if this is inappropriate or on a wrong thread.
So, I was in a queue for men's toilets at a bus station in Italy, and someone tapped my shoulder and pointed me towards women's side. I know it sounds like nothing special, and I'm not on T, BUT there are reasons why I'm suddenly super conscious and nervous about this.
For the backstory, I've always been naturally masculine. I'm around 175cm tall and have an angular, masculine jaw. My hair is usually very short crew cut style. I usually go to gym/other exercise 5x/week which gives me wider shoulders and bigger biceps. Even back when I tried to look like a WOMAN and pass in the crowd, people thought I was a boy. I got weird looks in toilets, people called me sir when travelling, and once I had to explain to my friend that I'm a woman actually, because I hadn't realised at the time that I'm trans and he had been sure that he's talking to a man (qe had met several times.
Now that I know I'm trans I've been happily using very masculine clothes like collared shirts and men's shorts from Dressmann, Jack&Jones and such. A while back, I made the mistake of using women's toilet at IKEA, and when I stepped out a young boy (supposed) glanced at me and stepped to the women's toilet behind me without checking the door signs. I realised I cause general chaos, lol, and that was my sign to use men's side, and I got very used to it lately.
Now, in this toilet, then? That man clocked me BEHIND MY BACK. Didn't really see my face, and I had men's clothes, including a loose shirt, and I had a good binder. My hips are wide, sure, but I also had a backpack which should hide them. I. Don't. Get. It. I know some people can clock me if they look for the right things, but behind the back or with a little bit of the side of my face? No chest visible as I had a binder, loose black shirt, and a short-sleeved open collared shirt on top? HOW? Now I'm super conscious about this and scared to go to any toilets ever. I feel like I'm judged and gendered in all of them. Please help. What would you do? I just try to pass, and usually it goes super well, but sometimes it gotta fail me.
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Crawling in my skin: another incredibly stable and normal post from Veinscrawler, who expresses enough angst and sorrow on a regular basis that even Edgar Allen Poe might accuse him of being a sourpuss. Also, I find it somewhat creepy and out of the left field for him to talk about how many teenagers want to have sex with him. Something you'd like to share with the class, VC?
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Doesn't matter. I'll just be a fuck hole for now

I don't need to feel good. I'm a strong, independent slut, and I don't need no partner-delivered orgasm to give me fulfillment even if it felt really good for that to happen for the first time in 13 years and it's sad that it's gone forever now. I'll suck all the dicks and be okay with that. Because I am a sad, broken person, and sad, broken people can be sex holes, too.
(But only for people ages 18 and up. Stop trying to fuck me you weirdo minors. Seriously.)
 
Another one wants a job with access to minors.
Doesn't actually say that of course.
Judge for yourself.
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I’m someone who’s looking into getting into the education field, specifically as a music teacher. I’m feeling very discouraged because of the fact that there’s a higher chance of being discriminated against (well it’s like that everywhere, but it can get insane in the education field from what I hear).

I don’t want to give up the idea of teaching because it’s a dream job of mine. I interned at a music camp before I came out, and I absolutely loved it. It felt like it was the thing I was meant to do.

If there are any trans teachers in here, how do you deal with the pushback? How are you treated by the people around you? Are you still able to have a good experience?
 
If there is one thing I hate more than sex steroid abuse, it is antibiotics abuse.
Is it because all of us will pay the price for the overuse of antibiotics? I.e. antibiotic resistant diseases?
Why does everyone of them start to sound like a drug addict at one point or another?
 
Is it because all of us will pay the price for the overuse of antibiotics? I.e. antibiotic resistant diseases?
Why does everyone of them start to sound like a drug addict at one point or another?
Because chronic exposure to addictive substances (or behaviors) causes dopamine receptor downregulation, reducing baseline reward sensitivity (anhedonia) and increasing compulsive seeking. They aren't drug addicts in a direct dependence way that someone taking opioids, alcohol or nicotine gets, but the impulse control issues and lack of satisfaction operate in the same pathways in the brain. Not giving her antibiotics is essentially telling her that she can't have her T fix, so of course she fights against it. Anybody who has dealt with a chronic alcoholic knows this type of angry rationalizing: other people aren't doing what they need to do, I'm fine, alcohol isn't having negative effects for me at all, I just puked because I ate pineapple, etc.
 
if I was a cis female then I could have all the same stuff women do and I just feel a ton of envy and jealousy
What does he want? Pretty clothes? Free drinks? Men lined around the block to fuck him? A few extra bucks on OF? Less time in prison once he finally commits his first sex crime? Pillow fights and sparkles? Specify sir!

Edit: I think it’s shampoo and a hairbrush.
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