📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Dr. Butt]

Holden Coomfield

Actually it's "Hardon Coomfield".

 

[Waffle Iron]

we could conduct an internal study on the tranny sideshows

What kind of study could that even be. The contents of the threads are cherry picked information. A statistical study on the tranny subs will give you the same answers you can already find in studies. They're suicidal, have autism, have cluster B problems, and nobody wants to fuck them.
The big problem is that exclusion is the harsh position, giving in is easy. People rather enable the current status quo and grey rock their way through uncomfortable situations. People WANT the stories to be isolated incidents. Because if they aren't, they need to take a harsh position. Stating all trannies are mentally ill and need some serious therapy is a very harsh and uncomfortable truth.
I think the best way forward is curtailing trans rights. No going to the wrong bathroom, no hormones till 18 (or 21 if at all possible, say its a drug like alcohol), no entering female sports, no DEI hiring, hormone therapy and surgery are not marked as cures/therapy, and therefore shouldn't be covered by insurance.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I couldn't help but comb StinkyPrincess's post for more clues:

"I got an email the next day saying they investigated and determined that my conduct did not meet their professional standards. They did not go into specifics."

"I'm very confused, because I never went into the student bathroom, so they couldn't have found any video of me doing so."

"I was early every day, and I didn't do anything illegal."

He is so clearly talking around something he did by being clear about what he didn't do. It's like when someone tells their teenage daughter not to hang out with her dirtbag boyfriend and she just says "I was at Melissa's house!", not admitting that Tyler was there, too.
I wonder if he was talking to girls about their bathroom habits or talking to them while they were in there?

 

[Jhonson the Two]

@Magic Pickle since I can't quote you
"Why would I need her opinion for something that is personal and affects me?" with all the context was so painful to read.
An incredible -100/10 on self awareness.

 

[Dr. Butt]

It's about why pooners specifically tend to be so much shorter than the women I've known.

Autism phenotype.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

I couldn't help but comb StinkyPrincess's post for more clues:

"I got an email the next day saying they investigated and determined that my conduct did not meet their professional standards. They did not go into specifics."

"I'm very confused, because I never went into the student bathroom, so they couldn't have found any video of me doing so."

"I was early every day, and I didn't do anything illegal."

He is so clearly talking around something he did by being clear about what he didn't do. It's like when someone tells their teenage daughter not to hang out with her dirtbag boyfriend and she just says "I was at Melissa's house!", not admitting that Tyler was there, too.
I wonder if he was talking to girls about their bathroom habits or talking to them while they were in there?

Has anyone mentioned his canning? I hope no one at that school took any from him.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Having a public internet presence easily tied back to his name where he's constantly talking about poop and how dressing as a lady made him hard since childhood is enough of a reason for parents to not want him around children.

They really should just hold a PTA meeting where they show his posts and then ask the parents how they feel.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Problem: Basically sane, but ideologically opposed to sanity.


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I'm AFAB and in my early twenties and less than a year ago learned about nonbinary as a concept, but because of how I only recently had the chance to learn that the world is not just black and white, whenever I see a nonbinary person my brain instantly tries to categorise them as man or woman, which honestly just makes me want to bury myself in the backyard in shame.

To further complicate matters after I started to learn more about different gender identities I started to question mine for a multitude of reasons.

So now I'm just an absolutely confused and frustrated potato who seeks help to rewire their brain.

Any insight or help is well appreciated!

Have a nice morning/day/evening!

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Has anyone mentioned his canning? I hope no one at that school took any from him.

Nm I forgot about this shot, gotta issue a recall immediately.

 

[Stan]

The entire trans hormone thing seems to be running on a childish understanding of the body. "testosterone kills your hair follicles" "finastride let's you keep your hair as a man". Therefore we should keep pumping testosterone into this girl, and then add in some finastride to deal with the hair loss. If this was some DIY pooner mixing up her own hormone therapy, I can understand her retarded idea. But the fact the doctor doesn't seem to understand the issue is just crazy. Well, at least she doesn't have to worry about finastride destroying her dick.

It was a dumb question; ofc the trannies and pooners are the ones coming up with these treatment plans and the endocrinologist just makes them sign off a waiver and then does what the customer asks for (even if it’s dumb).

Also, I kind of want to force ChatGPT to write Frankenstein as a trans-horror story. I'll have to do a rewrite though because I'm sure it wouldn't come out as grisly and Lovecraftian as it should since I'd imagine that LLM is somehow pro-trans.

ChatGPT always scolds me and refuses to do any task that might be even slightly racist or biased against any minority group, including troons. You might have to put pen to paper yourself if you really want to express those ideas.

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I could go on posting screenshots from their profile, but you get the idea.

I can’t imagine being introduced to someone like that IRL.
Them: hi my name is moth
Me: (not amused) no, it isn’t
them: yes it is!
Me: is this a bit?
Them: no!
Me: it must be, you guys are having a laugh at me again cause of the autism
Them: what
Me: yeah last week I was courteous to that woman calling herself 'raven' and now you are busting my chops
Them: no
Me: who put you up to this?
Them: Nobody my name is really moth.
Me: pissah!!!

I couldn't help but comb StinkyPrincess's post for more clues:

"I got an email the next day saying they investigated and determined that my conduct did not meet their professional standards. They did not go into specifics."

"I'm very confused, because I never went into the student bathroom, so they couldn't have found any video of me doing so."

"I was early every day, and I didn't do anything illegal."

He is so clearly talking around something he did by being clear about what he didn't do. It's like when someone tells their teenage daughter not to hang out with her dirtbag boyfriend and she just says "I was at Melissa's house!", not admitting that Tyler was there, too.
I wonder if he was talking to girls about their bathroom habits or talking to them while they were in there?

Hidden camera in bathroom is my guess
But he had to have done a bunch of things that were at least borderline not OK to get this way.
The reddit footprint sure does not help though... like damn it's SO BAD.
I hope he can't resist posting the play by play of his employment lolsuit. I'm sure it'll work out not so great for him.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

I feel like a hidden camera in the bathroom would be a BFD that would hit the news eventually, but then again, it’s Cali…

 

[Comfy Summer]

Problem: Basically sane, but ideologically opposed to sanity.

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It's almost like our brains evolved millions of years and it's extremely important to differentiate between men and women in order to survive. Hard to erase your biological code with madeup bullshit.

 

[Dr Bathroom]

tranny has developed severe bleeding from his rot pocket after his fellow tranny split it open during fetish sex. will he go to the hospital? spoiler: no, he thinks its just his "period" which he started getting "randomly" earlier this year. go gurl

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Spoiler: is it ice play injuries or my period?

hello reddit! i dont know if this should go here or r/askwomen but i (27m, trans), and my girlfriend (26f, trans) tried ice play yesterday. during it, we shoved 7 ice cubes in me, and she fingered me. it was bloody, and after a few clots came out. that is normal when shes rough. however, usually it heals up quickly (overnight max), however i have been bleeding all day, over 24 hours. i have been wearing tampons. would the ice play and rough fingering cause me to bleed a lot or did i just happen to get my period during or right after sex? thank you so much in advance!

ps my cycle is very irregular, i didnt have one for over a year until randomly getting it at the start of february. that was the last time until now (possibly)

Even though they identity themselves as 27m, my gut tells me this is a pooner.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Pissy Longstockings: a TiF contends with nigh constant UTI symptoms, even after eleven different medical providers have told her to stop fucking taking testosterone if she wants to recover, she insists she knows better than them and states officially that "I'm not considering going off T." Ah, youthful arrogance!
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It's so hard to be cured while being trans. How do you do it?​

I'm 23, I've been on T for less than two years, and one year ago (8 months on T, something like that) I got a UTI after becoming sexually active. I wasn't properly tested for it, but the second antibiotic worked. In the following couple of months, I would get random UTI symptoms for a few hours, then they'd disappear. In August I had symptoms full swing, coupled with a nice fever. I was given the same antibiotic: ineffective. The doctor made me test for it without waiting a week, so the result was negative.
Since then I saw 4 gynecologists and urogyns, 6 different urologist and 1 infettivologist. ALL OF THEM blamed it on testosterone. I have months worth of positive cultures, always the same two bacteria that are becoming resistant, and they blame it on testosterone. NONE OF THEM is considering giving me longer courses of antibiotics, or a post-coit antibiotic, or a low-dose one, all of them are telling this is what testosterone does to you, deal with it. I don't have BV, I don't have ureaplasma, nor mycoplasma, no STD/STI, I always have sex with condoms, my boyfriend got tested ffs.
I AM SO SICK! I've been living with this for a year, my social life is crushed, I'm barely able to work and I constantly feel worse after I work because in order to work, I have to dehydrate myself.
I have no symptoms of vaginal atrophy! I have no pain during sex, no cramping afterwards, I haven't bled since I started T, my discharge is completely fine. I have recurrent UTIs! All of my medical history points to that, yet I feel so dismissed and defeated every time I see a doctor because it's impossible to be taken seriously as a trans person looking for health care. I can't work a part-time job forever, I'm constantly out of money trying to pay for new doctor's appointments or medication that NEVER FUCKING WORKS!
I have reached the point where I'm going to try the estring (not the E cream, already tried it for a month and it was so messy and made me want to puke) just to try and be taken seriously. I have no fucking clue what to do anymore. I feel like this is going to kill me before it gets cured. I've been telling doctors I periodically get low-grade fevers, severe kidney pain, severe urethral pain, severe pelvic pain, nobody cares about that, they're all so concerned that testosterone is fucking causing a YEAR LONG INFECTION. And my levels are normal. They're completely fine.
I am in bad need of advice on what to do next, because I literally feel like I'm going to go into sepsis if it keeps being like this.

Rather than be lifted afloat with joyous euphoria, a pre-op poon fears that getting top surgery will not transform her into the passoid gigachad that she dreams of being and will instead land her someplace in the uncanny valley of unfuckable androgyny. I feel like if you're this anxious about a surgery, maybe don't get it? Food for thought.
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upcoming surgery and feeling immense dread​

I’ve been out for 8 years, i’m 19. I’ve been on the waitlist for top surgery for over a year and it’s now happening on wednesday. i don’t know why i’m so, so scared. i don’t know if its because this is my first major surgery, but i don’t think thats why.
i’ve been on testosterone for a year and a half and im nowhere near passing. being a stealth is my dream. but im 5’3, petite, and have a baby-face. i want this surgery, i really want it, but im horrified that my body won’t ever look like an actual man. if that does happen, ill feel disgusted with myself that my body is just unnatural and wrong. i’m so scared of feeling like a freak my entire life, im so sick of feeling like this. if I was already passing before surgery, i don’t think id be feeling like this. i’m just scaring myself, does anyone have any words of advice? i really need it.

A long and tragic tale of love lost, penned by a deeply dysphoric li'l dood. I find that despite how pathetic and simpering she sounds, however, that it's still all about her and her feelings and what she prioritizes, which leads me to believe she was a much more inconsiderate partner than she's aware of (which is common to the point of stereotype among those of pronoun inclination). I mean, you made your girlfriend live in fucking poverty so you could get your tits chopped off, I can see why she thinks life is better without you!
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Going nuts after breakup.​

TW for mention of dysphoria/"female" anatomy. I know I probably need to see a therapist well versed in this kind of thing, but I have had terrible luck in finding one. Possibly because I live in a very red state but I also think other trans guys are the only ones who really understand. The last time i saw my ex she called my tdick a vagina and it has sent me reeling. Here's the whole backstory. So I went through a very dramatic breakup over a year ago with my former live-in gf of 4 years. We got together when I was 16 and because of our unstable home lives immediately moved in together and practically raised each other. We never had enough money and it was often a struggle, but I thought we loved each other very much and one day would be on the other side of it. I started T at 18 and got T.S at 19. The acute stress gender dysphoria causes me made our lives exponentially harder. The financial burden of surgery was a nightmare. Ultimately we had an explosive physical fight shortly after I got surgery. Cops were involved, relationship was gone overnight. Which I now recognize was the result of a building nervous breakdown for each of us, but that's no excuse just the reality of the situation. She stopped wanting to touch me/withheld sex sometime after I started T which was a horrible combination for a seriously increased libido. I tried to chalk it up to the stress of our lives, because the alternative thought makes me want to die. Not too long ago she wanted to talk again. It lasted a few months and consisted of sneaking around and crying. Despite that I was overjoyed to get another chance with her. The last time I saw her she drunk called me over and when I wanted her to touch my tdick she called it a vagina. I tried to laugh it off but it crushed me. I felt stupid because that's what it is ultimately I guess. In our whole relationship we didnt call it that because she knew how much it pained me. Not long after that she randomly called and said she likes her new life without me better and blocked me. I have been fighting very dark thoughts everyday. To make it worse i keep trying to reach out to her when it's all too much (like once a day) and I hate myself for that too. We were very isolated in our relationship and I now am left with no friends. I am trying my best to wait this out. I'm questioning everything. Breaking up is one thing but I wonder if she never saw me as a real man and viewed my transition as a burden. She was my only supporter for so long. Codependency is an awful thing for anyone but I think lgbt people encounter issues with it so much more. I have always felt like I am fighting the whole world. I don't know how to do it alone. I have now been labeled an abuser on top of everything. And I'm scared to leave my house because she lives ten minutes away and frequents any place I would go to meet people. Absolute word vomit but thanks for reading and if you have anything to offer to help me get through this, I really need it. I am currently "living" in a dilapidated camper we got to save up for t.s. while she hangs out with her new rich kid friends. And all I can think about it is my need for phallo. I feel like such a failure.

A wee TiF isn't exactly the creme de la creme amongst homosexual men, embarrassing herself at a local gay bar by waltzing around shirtless and trying to insert herself on the more... erotic activities of the evening. God, this post makes me wish I had the pooner-in-the-corner meme! Truly comical.
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evil evil cis gay men​

i’ve noticed a couple posts on here in a similar vein to this but i thought i’d also yell out into the void and hopefully receive some advice from more seasoned gay trans men.
i live in asheville most of the time as a college student but am home in central pennsylvania for the summer. for whatever reason asheville’s gay male scene is almost nonexistent in my experience; every queer gathering i’ve been to has essentially just been a lesbian bar/sapphic function (no hate! i get that they absolutely need those spaces it just gets exhausting to feel so isolated). some of my issue there could be that i’m not going to intentionally gay MALE spaces and just going to generally queer ones, but regardless i have just already felt kind of othered in queer spaces that proclaim to be welcoming of everyone.
i went out the other night for a belated pride celebration and for a friend of mine’s birthday (she’s a cis bisexual) to a gay club that is open to everyone regardless of their identity. the club to my surprise was densely populated with queer men! i was so shocked that these places actually did exist and was hoping that maybe i would get to participate in some of the dancing and general gayness lol. nearly every single man there was cisgender though, with me and one other guy being the only trans guys there. all of these guys were dancing with other guys, flirting with each other, kissing each other, etc. just going from one person to the next effortlessly. when i tried to smile at or flirt with any of them i always received an incredibly dismissive response or just was straight up ignored lol. i noticed the other trans guy there was having the same experience. i’m not shocked that cis gay men were excluding us, im just feeling pretty defeated. i like to think i pass, im 4 years on testosterone and have been post op for 3. i was even shirtless in the club, but somehow the men there could either tell i wasn’t like them somehow or i guess just didn’t find me attractive. this was mostly a venting post, but i feel even more isolated than ever. are there truthfully any places for men like us? am i just destined to be perceived as a “confused lesbian” for the rest of my life? have any of you guys been able to interact with cis queer men without being treated like an other? sorry for such the long post i’m just at a loss for what to do.

Lecture at the loo: a TiF is caught in a bathroom by a teacher who knew her in another life who warns her about the legality of entering the opposite sex's bathroom. When he suggests that she use the unisex toilet for disabled people, she realizes there is no love left between them, and that clearly this was "an attack."
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got called out for using the mens restroom​

Hi, first time posting so I’m not sure how to do this and I have no idea where to go. I was stopped by a male lecturer today in my college restroom, who knew me pre-transition, and said that it is by law that I shouldn’t be using the restroom. I can’t handle confrontation very well so I cried when I explained to him there has been no issue from any male students/lecturers and I obviously do not use the urinals. His assumption was that if people were to find out I am AFAB, they would be uncomfortable, that I would be “staring” while they do their business. I started using men’s restroom well before transition because I’ve always dressed masculine. So when I use the women’s, I would get looks so I decided that I didn’t want anyone else to feel uncomfortable or scared that a man is using the restroom with them. To this point the lecturer kept arguing that it didn’t fit the code of conduct. I pointed out how some male staff would freely use the girls restroom and no one has been able to say anything. I wanna file a complaint but I don’t wanna risk outing myself in the process. His suggestion was for me to use the restroom for the disabled and it was here that I felt this wasn’t simply a concern for safety but an attack.

A man is upset to be rooming with another man, declaring that he does not feel "safe" nor "comfortable" about it. Due to school policy, it's not even a trans man, which would supposedly make OP feel safer, but a man with a "big bushy beard" and "he/him pronouns" in his bio. Funny how trannies are allowed to delineate between biological men and their mimics, but when women engage in similar categorization, suddenly it's bioessentialism!
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University is making me (mtf) room with a man.​

I’m a RA and the university informed us that because they severely over enrolled students, they’re going to be giving roommates to RAs.
I have a gender identity consideration form on file with housing and have sent emails to them before I was assigned a roommate, requesting to be given a roommate who has a similar gender identity.
I check today and see that my roommate is a man. I do not feel safe nor comfortable sharing a room with a man. What can I do (if anything) about this?

 

[AfghanBlue]

I feel like a hidden camera in the bathroom would be a BFD that would hit the news eventually, but then again, it’s Cali…

The great mystery of stinky princess, is simply that his students didn't like him, loudly, and they themsleves, or maybe the parents who they bitched about having a gross FetishHon as a teacher, looked him up on Facebook, immediately found all that incredibly incriminating shit, and were straight on the phone to the school.

They'll have mentioned that. It's why he knows to be scared of parents turning up and why it was so immediate. Its hard to immediately fire teachers for things that aren't bang to rights in black and white. This would be it.

The reason he's playing dumb is because he is so coombrained he doesn't really see his interests or publicly sharing them as bad. They'll have thrown a few other allegations out that aren't as absolutely provable, so he'll be holding those ones out to bait in comfort and ass pats.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Problem: Basically sane, but ideologically opposed to sanity.

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I would be curious if this lady has thought about how she knows someone she sees is non-binary. One of the strangest things about the evolution of trans identity into the special snowflake space is that the category someone belongs to is essentially cryptic. Is the person in front of you passing badly, just bad at fashion, or are they deliberately trying to send confusing signals? There's no way to know, it's a secret they carry internally that they get to reveal to you as part of the tedious identity performance they force everyone around them. It goes against one of the most basic ways humans go about structuring their understanding, visual coding into categories. Beyond just the basics of phenotype, just think about how much clothing and appearance symbolically code in any culture. Hell, trans people essentially depend on the fact that those codings still exist to even communicate their intent when it comes to transitioning, yet in this case we are all also supposed to learn to ignore those signals entirely in some cases that aren't actually distinguishable from the other cases until the person in question loudly announces what their secret truth was. NB fashion is fundamentally adversarial, it's like punk androgyny but without the edge, just a fragile person looking for reasons to complain about the thoughtlessness of others and to talk about how not like the other trans they are.

 

[Waffle Iron]

I can’t handle confrontation very well so I cried

I would like to say this is an incredibly feminine response, but that would be offensive to the countless actual women that have grid their teeth and toughed it out.

 

[AfghanBlue]

We got a live one!
Pow, cop dad!


Now you can add your son to the roster of 2 giant tranny hookers you arrested in 1985 and 1998! Somehow this is a zinger.
(I think it's quite sweet that the dad remembers his arress, like a kindly old teacher remembering his students)






His brother.... Really really isn't being a cunt there.
I didn't see *any* of the special troon bro checking in on him. It's a one way street.

I do have a little bit of sympathy for the troons who come from very Christian families. I liked Marilyn Manson as a teenager too. And I remember how insanely Christian America seemed, from the other side of the Atlantic, but honestly that was kind of a long time ago? They don't seem to have the cultural hegemony any more but what do I know.
It's probably a lot more irritating when youre in it.
I would have thought you could just brush it off, the same way you expect them to brush off your troon religion.
Anyway
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We have a reveal!
Somehow I allowed myself some optimism in picturing this new convert, as the smaller, effeminate brother, ripe for androgyny.

Spoiler: Ready

Spoiler: Steady

Spoiler: LOL

 

[CyberInu]

He could transition to an Irishman and pass quite well, but the only women who look like that are spinsters with too many cats and not enough socialization. ... Oh.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Even though they identity themselves as 27m, my gut tells me this is a pooner.

That's a growing trend in Poonertown: identifying yourself with an m for male after the age number. Sometimes it's accompanied by trans, but often not.

They're real men, ya know. Or men "of trans experience".