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[Quesursundeepimpact48]

I know I’m late (sorry) but where I live (semi rural in a Southern state not known for its pro trans policies) but I see trans ALL THE TIME. Literally every time I leave the house at this point. I cannot understand it. I have no clue why so many are here in this area that is NOT friendly to them. There’s even a child tranny we see pretty often, sadly.

We went to the farmers market a while ago (in the bigger city not far away) and I swear I counted at least eight trannies while we were there. Both FTM and MTF. The cashier at the dollar store is one, a hairstylist at the hair cutting place is one, we saw one last night when we went roller skating (where we see the child tranny and where we’ve seen quite a few other trannies previously), a barista at the coffee shop is one, a family member works with one (he’s a textbook AGP perv and the family member refuses to play along with his BS) and that’s not counting the gender special weirdos we see pretty often as well!

Those are the ones just off the top of my head too, not the random ones we see sometimes that we don’t see regularly. I can’t understand it. Why are they here? WHY? Why can’t they just GO AWAY?

Pretty sure they are fleeing liberal states & cities that have turned into progressive shitholes. All the people leaving Cali etc.

 

[Bloo]

TiF considers herself completely stealth but wonders why people assume her name is Erin instead of Aaron.
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Many TiFs in the comments have the same issues. Here's an example:
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I would like to be in these people’s heads for an hour or so. Just to see first hand the mental gymnastics they partake in to convince themselves that they’re “stealth” yet are also being called feminine/masculine names.

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

Why bother with your husband's family if you're determined that he is STBX (soon to be ex)? These women are such attention whores.

I'm retarded and read that as Starbucks.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

Why bother with your husband's family if you're determined that he is STBX (soon to be ex)? These women are such attention whores.

That and idk you just know she would have been offended either way.
1) My husband is ashamed of me and transphobic by hiding me from his family like it's shameful. The stigma is overwhelming.
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2) Can't believe my husband OUTTED ME TO WHIS WHOLE FAMILY. Doesn't he understand how much danger that puts me in!?

 

[Sean Andalou]

I know I’m late (sorry) but where I live (semi rural in a Southern state not known for its pro trans policies) but I see trans ALL THE TIME.

1) A better place to live than big cities where public safety has been abandoned.
2) They know damn well you good old boys aren't really out to exterminate them.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

It's funny to me that both troons and poons are so obsessed with dick. Like, I genuinely cannot imagine constantly thinking about my penis or about making sure people can see my bulge or making sure my dick looks so aesthetic in my undies. I'm pretty sure the majority of men only really think about their dick when they're pissing, showering, or playing with it.

Thread tax: Truly, nothing says you understand being a woman better than wanting to be a breeding cow.

>caring about low birth rates
So much for those female brains.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I know I’m late (sorry) but where I live (semi rural in a Southern state not known for its pro trans policies) but I see trans ALL THE TIME. Literally every time I leave the house at this point. I cannot understand it. I have no clue why so many are here in this area that is NOT friendly to them. There’s even a child tranny we see pretty often, sadly.

We went to the farmers market a while ago (in the bigger city not far away) and I swear I counted at least eight trannies while we were there. Both FTM and MTF. The cashier at the dollar store is one, a hairstylist at the hair cutting place is one, we saw one last night when we went roller skating (where we see the child tranny and where we’ve seen quite a few other trannies previously), a barista at the coffee shop is one, a family member works with one (he’s a textbook AGP perv and the family member refuses to play along with his BS) and that’s not counting the gender special weirdos we see pretty often as well!

Those are the ones just off the top of my head too, not the random ones we see sometimes that we don’t see regularly. I can’t understand it. Why are they here? WHY? Why can’t they just GO AWAY?

Pretty sure they are fleeing liberal states & cities that have turned into progressive shitholes. All the people leaving Cali etc.

While they're certainly pandered to in liberal cities and such, I have a theory that trannyism is probably, per capita, more common in conservative-leaning areas like the South.

Mainly because the idea of being trans is entirely rooted in sexist stereotypes, and people in more conservative areas are probably more likely to have regressive ideas about gender roles. You wouldn't be trans if your ideas about what men and women can and cannot do were not, on some level, inherently fucked up and misogynistic.

Little Billy's bad at football and likes to do art, but he can't be no fuckin' faggot, so he must really be a trans girl!

 

[cypocryphy]

I know I’m late (sorry) but where I live (semi rural in a Southern state not known for its pro trans policies) but I see trans ALL THE TIME. Literally every time I leave the house at this point. I cannot understand it. I have no clue why so many are here in this area that is NOT friendly to them. There’s even a child tranny we see pretty often, sadly.

We went to the farmers market a while ago (in the bigger city not far away) and I swear I counted at least eight trannies while we were there. Both FTM and MTF. The cashier at the dollar store is one, a hairstylist at the hair cutting place is one, we saw one last night when we went roller skating (where we see the child tranny and where we’ve seen quite a few other trannies previously), a barista at the coffee shop is one, a family member works with one (he’s a textbook AGP perv and the family member refuses to play along with his BS) and that’s not counting the gender special weirdos we see pretty often as well!

Those are the ones just off the top of my head too, not the random ones we see sometimes that we don’t see regularly. I can’t understand it. Why are they here? WHY? Why can’t they just GO AWAY?

I'm from an upper middle class suburb in a blue State and I very, very rarely see troons lol.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

Why settle for simply posting about your L on social media, when you can write and publish a poem about that time you threw a tantrum (and the quesadilla) when a child violently misgendered you.

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The only portion of this literary wet fart I actually believe is that the writer has the face of a felon.

 

[judegdubey]

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How dare you be racist to the poor punjab, he's not used to seeing she males walking down the street without being stoned to death.

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clocked and laughed at

im so over it all

group of men came into my job , looked at me funny and then one said "can i speak to x person" at which point i asked his name and then i heard "HAAHHAA wtf i thought that was a girl" my coworker says that she would deal w them and then i turn back to do my work while being fairly upset

then while they were leaving one guy looked at me, laughed, and then said "cheers big man" and gave me a thumbs up

i hate everything and i have noone but myself to blame bc its just voice training

Haha talk about based, "cheers big man" literally had me in stitches.

It makes me laugh how FtMs are always not just female, but the very worst of dumb and pathetic girls. I don’t mean the ‘bimbo slut’ of tranny dreams, I mean the probably quite basically intelligent girl who is so fucking obsessed with (fan) fiction, computer game and anime characters, pop stars or actors that they actually try to become them. Add in how they use emotional blackmail to the max, self-harming, claiming “disabilities” that they don’t have, and having big manly crying fits every time the slightest thing doesn’t go to plan.

Do any normal young women cry so much? I don’t remember crying more than a couple of times in my mid to late teens. Temper tantrums like storming out were things toddlers did and you’d have been laughed out of any friend group if you did that dumb shit. No-one needs that drama around. I’ve seen a whole bunch of female friend groups from a variety of backgrounds, some very traditionally girly, and no-one acted like these pooners do. It’s just part of the fashion, isn’t it? Being fucking useless and so invested in fictional characters that nothing else matters?

As for trannies wanting periods, they just want what they can’t have. Like rape crisis centres, women’s sports, lesbian bars, that sort of shit - if they can’t get what they want they go on a tranpage. They can never physically get periods, so they go fucking nuts when anyone suggested their imaginary PMT and period symptoms are fake. As they’re big, aggressive, unhinged men, everyone just quietly lets them say whatever they want without challenging them, in case you get trannyraged at. That’s why they’re so aggressive about the periods thing - they know they’ll never have them, no matter what they do or say. Likewise childbirth. Nature is the only TERF that never gives in to blackmail.

It’s unhinged gobshites all the way down. We really need to stop being so polite to these raging wazzocks.

100% this, they only want it because they know they can't have it. Trust me no sane man wants to have periods, the idea of that for 25% of the year is horrifying. Just like they know deep down they'll never be an actual leasbian and so they invade all their spaces and play pretend.

These fools seriously think that not disclosing makes them have a chance. Any straight man is going to be pissed off if they find out that they’ve been wasting their time with a tranny. They should stick to gay and bi men.

I love it every time I see them whining that they were rejected for being a tranny, maybe one day they'll learn they only people that could ever truly want them are bi sexuals. Straight men don't want a man in a dress any more than a dyke wants someone with a dick.

Oh yes I'm aware it's a troon. I love the coping in the notes of everyone going "haha well I am certainly not one of THOSE queers. For I have an original and interesting personality," as they recline on a tower of Pokemon plushies.

Incredible essays are being written in the tags too:
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I'mma be real, chief. Ain't nobody reading allathat

And OP is quite the specimen:
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I'm considering adding that first pic of him to the most horrifying trannies thread. Their just some so incredibly creepy about him.

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A good man protecting his wife and daughter from these people, and of course the comments are mad about it. Because how dare they be denied exposing themselves.

This is what he looks like. I would not let my family or anyone near this creature.
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Fair play to that man, I wouldn't want my Mrs or kid in a private space with a mentally ill man in a dress who's got a 99.9% chance of being a coomplete degenerate.
I do like that he added the "well as I could " to the end of his lie about passing. Even he knows all he looks like is some tranny rapist.

 

[Susanna]

How dare you be racist to the poor punjab, he's not used to seeing she males walking down the street without being stoned to death.

He’s actually used to worse.
These guys will show up uninvited en masse to things like weddings and funerals and harass the invited guests until the organisers pay them to bugger off.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I'm from an upper middle class suburb in a blue State and I very, very rarely see troons lol.

Just give it time. I used to be able to say that but now I have a full time pooner at my supermarket's deli counter.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

The only portion of this literary wet fart I actually believe is that the writer has the face of a felon.

Har Mar Superstar lookin' ass.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

they only people that could ever truly want them are bi sexuals

I see people posting this all the time and it's bullshit. Bisexual people like men and women, not gross medical experiments with scrambled genitalia.

A different poster said this previously, likely way back in this thread (so I don't take credit for the clever metaphor), but think of being actually bisexual as enjoying pizza and ice cream: bisexual people love pizza and love ice cream. I do not, however, enjoy pizza with melty ice cream slopped on top, nor do I like ice cream with pizza mixed up in it. That's gross.

Stop trying to pawn the troons on us. We don't want them either. Let them date each other and idiotic pansexual people who openly advertise that they enjoy ice cream on their pizza.

 

[Drip Torch]

Pretty sure they are fleeing liberal states & cities that have turned into progressive shitholes. All the people leaving Cali etc.

They can go back to Cali. The trannies are following them and both groups are shitting up everywhere they go.

 

[Stan]

I see people posting this all the time and it's bullshit. Bisexual people like men and women, not gross medical experiments with scrambled genitalia.

A different poster said this previously, likely way back in this thread (so I don't take credit for the clever metaphor), but think of being actually bisexual as enjoying pizza and ice cream: bisexual people love pizza and love ice cream. I do not, however, enjoy pizza with melty ice cream slopped on top, nor do I like ice cream with pizza mixed up in it. That's gross.

Stop trying to pawn the troons on us. We don't want them either. Let them date each other and idiotic pansexual people who openly advertise that they enjoy ice cream on their pizza.

You don't even have to explain it or justify yourself. Bisexual people aren't sexual public amenities ready to put out for whomever, whenever. No is a complete sentence, don't stick your dick in crazy, & etc. I don't even think you have to softball it as a "genital preference" or lie and say you don't like the troon's lipstick or whatever. "I don't fuck trannies" is not inconsistent with being bisexual.

 

[judegdubey]

Stop trying to pawn the troons on us. We don't want them either. Let them date each other and idiotic pansexual people who openly advertise that they enjoy ice cream on their pizza.

Haha not my intention, your metaphor makes sense and I've officially learnt something new today....

Absolutely no one wants a trannie.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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A good man protecting his wife and daughter from these people, and of course the comments are mad about it. Because how dare they be denied exposing themselves.

Some of the responses are magnificent:



Cope.

Yeah I'm sure the only reason she didn't just slap her husband there and then and run straight after the troon into the bathroom with her child was because she was just being a good little woman and didn't want to make a public spectacle of herself. Not because she, I dunno, also saw the potential threat and wanted to keep herself and her child safe from the freak that they just saw shambling into the place he didn't belong.

Troons once again proving themselves as the biggest misogynists around.

 

[Syikeblade]

Pooner in the girls dorm gets mistaken for a pervert

And if course the comments are basically treating the bothered girls like their the problem.
Pooner's are just as misogynistic as trannies.

 

[Narinder]

God, I love pooners so much. They're so easy to laugh at. They think that they're going to pass as men but can't handle male socializing. Like, my clique in school was the nerdy rejects, not exactly the shining beacon of masculinity, and we would say the absolute worst shit to each other. That's called bonding.

I call my boy a faggot cuck and he laughs and hits me. You call a pooner a faggot and she'll cry for hours while writing a novella on reddit.