📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Poonocchio]

And sure enough there’s a thread on that

If it’s from the groin area or the ass then no on all counts.

I hate that I opened that while eating peanut butter.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Is there a single tranny that isn't autistic? I don't think I've seen one.

There are, they are usually some other flavor of mental like depressed, ADHD, OCD, personality disorder, etc. There's overlap of course.

Trans people have an astonishingly high rate of autism, which influences the community's thoughts and actions as well as make for some of the most hilarious or memorable troons.

Troons do not want other troons (maybe they know...)

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this guy in particular sounds fucking undatable. You have lots of desparate trans women becoming prison gay with each other, or actual gay for chasers turned troon and gay troons. But this guy is observing a pattern that continues from 2 different dating pools, to the point it's comical. I think the problem might be him. His post alone makes him sound miserable to listen to.

Damn bitch if youre being asked its because you dont pass as anything other than mystery queer, not because youre 'insidiously being clocked'.
They probably thought you were a nonbinary girl who gets pissy when someone gets her special pronouns wrong/cant tell wtf youre trying to be.

Would she cry more for being misgendered or for being asked? That's my question. If she temper tantrums at both, she should work that out with herself and her therapists. Melting down for every social encounter you don't like isn't healthy.

Trans people: "You should ask people their pronouns so you don't accidentally misgender them! Misgendering is hatespeech!"
Also trans people: "Asking me my pronouns outs me as trans and tells me I don't pass! Stop asking me what my pronouns are!"

The war between troons happens again! This time it's between those who are enbies or don't pass too well but want the proper pronouns, and the hard MtFs and FtMs who want to be assumed gender based on apperance for their magic skirt makes them woman. Outsiders get confused by the mood swings of the group, but it's always best to remember there's more than one type of trans.

If they didn't hate dang dirty cis hets, transphobes, and TERFs so much, they would have internal wars much more often. Cannibalism happens already, but it would increase two to threefold if troons were forced to discuss only troon topics.

 

[Jacques1194]

TIM's doctor said he got his tumor most likely from HRT, and tried to do an AMA on a mainstream trans sub.Needless to say that he was downvoted and accused of lying.I swear trans people do more harm to their own than so called "transphobes".

 

[Lady Bizness]

This doesn't exactly fit anywhere. A teenage girl named Dagny Benedict recently died. She was "nonbinary," which apparently means she wore a vest once in a while and had a silly nickname. Reporting is still incomplete (or just wrong), but it seems there was a three-on-two fight in the girls' restroom and they beat Dagny after she was down, causing a head injury. Horrible example of female toxicity, may they all burn in jahannam. But I thought this was funny. Mom set up a GoFundMe using her daughter's dead name, and she was bullied so hard she had to post an apology and pay the Danegeld:

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Yesterdayby Sue Benedict, Beneficiary
We at this time are thankful for the ongoing support and did not expect the love from everyone. We are sorry for not using their name correctly and as parents we were still learning the correct forms. Please do not judge us as Nex was judged, please do not bully us for our ignorance on the subject. Nex gave us that respect and we are sorry in our grief that we overlooked them. I lost my child, the headstone will have correct name of their choice. The rest of monies will go to other children dealing with the right to be who they feel they are, in Nex Benedict’s name. God bless

As a parent, picking your children's name is such a big deal. Everyone around you gets excited about it too. The tranny movement has ruined what used to be a universal experience. Why put in the effort of thought when the glitter family is going to take your child and shame you.

 

[Susanna]

As a parent, picking your children's name is such a big deal. Everyone around you gets excited about it too. The tranny movement has ruined what used to be a universal experience. Why put in the effort of thought when the glitter family is going to take your child and shame you.

And Dagny is actually quite a pretty name. But I guess “Necks” “better represented her soul” or some bullshit.

 

[Evilronald]

This is extremely concerning… Libsoftiktok is trying to compete with us for cyberbullying trannies to death saying mean things about them. It couldn’t be that mentally ill people do mentally ill things like get in fistfights with other girls or commit suicide. It couldnt be that people have agency and the ability to make their own choices. It must be anyone who criticizes trannies, who would otherwise be model citizens if not for mean words said about them.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

I had never heard of Lore Olympus, but looked it up after a few people mentioned it in their replies, and... yeah, that's absolutely the reason why the majority of pooners with classical names picked them. Godsdamnit.

Minor PL, but I had a near-autistic fixation on Greek myth in elementary school, and still think a familiarity with it should be a part of basic education as a matter of general cultural literacy. It's galling to think there's a whole generation of basic-ass girls whose understanding of the Greek myths is shaped entirely by this shit.

Yeah, it's not men who are always thinking about the Roman empire. . .
Ever been to Latin Day? Nerd-girl central. Being interested in Greek and Roman mythology and history is practically a nerd girl right of passage. Before Harry Potter and Percy Jackson we had D'aulaire's Book of Greek Myths.

I was in JCL all through high school, so I'm well acquainted with the Latin variety of nerd girl (lol). I don't remember them all clamoring to have their breasts removed, or pretending to be Achilles and Patroclus in gay "mlm" relationships, though.

I'll bet none of these filthy casual pooners even know the first declension.

 

[Evilronald]

Dad is clearly hoping the trans thing is a phase and doesn’t approve of it. Doesn’t do anything about it though so deserves his insufferable troon child. I feel bad for kids wanting to meet girls on videos games (who really should know there aren’t girls in call of duty) and getting catfished by this kid. I think it’s funny how much troons project and try to act the way they think their detractors act.

 

[TismFarmer]

Are you so helpless and useless that you can't see the gaphole in the market and conceive (pun intended) of like.. filling it yourself? Fuck's sake.

I think she's already been filling her hole herself, that's what the porn was for....

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

I've heard of an AGP smirk, but this is ridiculous!

AGP murderous glare is the next step in troondom, after that is the terror event and subsequent timely death

 

[Your_deadname_here]

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Dad is clearly hoping the trans thing is a phase and doesn’t approve of it. Doesn’t do anything about it though so deserves his insufferable troon child. I feel bad for kids wanting to meet girls on videos games (who really should know there aren’t girls in call of duty) and getting catfished by this kid. I think it’s funny how much troons project and try to act the way they think their detractors act.

Call me a madman, but isn't rearranging your child's genitals the ultimate in child sexualization? Of course there is no way the main impetus of allowing children to make such radical decisions would serve as a precedent for questioning the age of consent, right?

 

[Monolith]

You can no longer filter for natal born men anymore on Grindr but you can use a filter for troons/pooners/enbies on there. I doubt the gay and bi pickmes will say anything about this but if this causes more gay men to drop the platform then good riddance. Grindr and its hookup culture is toxic for gay men.

Out of curiosity, are there any dating apps that allow this?

 

[Teghern]

Out of curiosity, are there any dating apps that allow this?

Most of them have 10+ genderoid categories for you to select from, nothing to prevent people just fucking lying (lots of "women" with troon flags in their bios) but yes you can set preferences most of the time.
Quite a few still use the archaic man/woman/other trinary though, how old fashioned.

 

[Law]

I had never heard of Lore Olympus

I hadn't either but yeah, you're right.
Can you imagine if there was some soft boi webomic made about Yoruba mythology and girls were running around making their classmates call them Moremi and Ayangalu?
Helios is at least an actual name, so it's better than the category of enbie names that are just verbal flatulence.

at work

Work? Troons? Never!
Paychecks and waking up before noon are a tool of white supremacy and colonialism, please donate to my GoFundMe so that I can afford my emotional support hair dye.

Get better problems in your life. That tumor of yours is a good start.

"HRT gave me a tumor but it was still totally worth it! Don't spread HRT horror stories unless you end them like I do mine, by saying that I'm happy and it was worth it!"

 

[SnergenFlergen]

TIM's doctor said he got his tumor most likely from HRT, and tried to do an AMA on a mainstream trans sub.Needless to say that he was downvoted and accused of lying.I swear trans people do more harm to their own than so called "transphobes".
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Here's a post from that same guy, 4 months ago:

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I wonder if his opinion on that being "just a lie" has changed at all since sprouting a fucking brain tumour and being told that HRT was to blame.

I have no sympathy for this motherfucker. He believed his own dangerous propaganda, spread it to others and is now looking for asspats on Reddit, one of the primary vectors of this disease, after getting told off by the cult for telling the truth. Play stupid games, win a tumour on your brain and excommunication from your own cult.

TTD.

 

[SpiderBitch]

Is there a single tranny that isn't autistic? I don't think I've seen one.

Plenty of bpd pooners and npd hons

I had never heard of Lore Olympus, but looked it up after a few people mentioned it in their replies, and... yeah, that's absolutely the reason why the majority of pooners with classical names picked them. Godsdamnit.

Nah, lore olympus doesn't have nearly enough yaoi for the average pooner, its 'omg achilles and patrocolus were totally buttfucking' especially with many gay books recently made about them like Song of Achilles (written by a woman, of course, in 2011, includes sex scenes), the yaoi came before the pooners

And/or their percy jackson fanfictions, because percy jackson is harry potter except riordan keeps directly catering to these people and also doesn't stop writing in the same fucking universe so they can just keep reading fresh kids books from age 10 to age 35, now with mexican genderfluids and the worldbuilding changing to conform to islam and shit (not joking or exaggerating).

Or just basic 'pooners naming themselves like a teen thinking up fancy, pretentious and 'unique' names for her future son', you know how some white women can be with their caeitelynnn or Cedric Riversalt Vladimir and stuff

Lore olympus is more for the regular straight girls and maybe the occasional lesbian pooner who wants to be hades, the main character is the definition of 'midget who boobs boobily down the stairs', and the kweers dislike it for being almost aggressively hetro:

 

[break these cuffs]

Call me a madman, but isn't rearranging your child's genitals the ultimate in child sexualization? Of course there is no way the main impetus of allowing children to make such radical decisions would serve as a precedent for questioning the age of consent, right?

Wow that's a huge trip down the slippery sloap made in bad faith. Giving a child the authority to allow someone cut off their genitals is nothing like giving them the authority to allow someone to touch their genitals, bigot.

 

[CoolFool]

I'm here with an Emily update. Not much, because he posts more or less the same shit every day, and it gets boring really fast. He's still making posts in /r/teenagers, and every single time, he's being downvoted and called a man. This time, he's sharing his totally feminine voice, claiming that some voice app says he sounds 60+% female! This makes Emily happy enough to share a voice clip. Everyone tells him he sounds like a man and they don't get why he's posting this if he's a real girl? Emily says that "she's" using voice training apps and training her voice because she's such a shy girl. How does shy = sounding like a man, Emily?

Another thing Emily keeps posting is pictures of his senior cat (which is very cute tbh), along with him commenting in troon subreddits giving HRT advice and encouragement. Typical teenage girly things.

Anyways, besides that, there are two new developments:

1. New lore: Emily says his parents are British but he was born in America, so he's "British American". Although he does lie a lot, this might be true and might explain his weird accent.

2. Emily posted another outfit check. He still looks like a teenage boy, but at least he finally took a picture in an area with clean floors:

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Everyone tells him he sounds like a man and they don't get why he's posting this if he's a real girl

Emily has recently shot to the top of my 41% predictions for this year.

I say that with no malice or joy whatsoever as he's clearly just a massively fucked up omni-autist (not to mention likely a child), but when Reddit is your only source of human interaction and even that is laughing at you and calling you a man to the point where you have to take breaks from it (that last only a matter of hours because what the fuck else has he got going on), the outlook isn't a sunny one.

I know I'm feels-posting here but I genuinely do hope this kid gets the fuck off Reddit (and the internet as a whole), stops wearing dresses and touches a industrial quantity of grass. I said 'TTD' in a post on the previous page not half an hour ago, but the line for that stops just short of the confused messed up kids who have been caught up in this whirlwind fad that they have no hope of fully (or even partially) comprehending.

 

[Kumquat]

I know I'm feels-baiting here but I genuinely do hope this kid gets the fuck off Reddit (and the internet as a whole), stops wearing dresses and touches a industrial quantity of grass. I said 'TTD' in a post on the previous page not half an hour ago, but the line for that stops just short of the confused messed up kids who have been caught up in this whirlwind fad that they have no hope of fully (or even partially) comprehending.

I myself have expressed righteous fury at the troon brigade, and while I still stand by it all and believe it's warranted, you're right in that some of these people are just very young and/or severely retarded. It's one of the reasons I want this movement to die, because for every pornsick coomer who absolutely deserves the misery and torment they receive, there's almost an equal amount of genuine speds, autists, or just extremely maladapted kids who get sucked into it because they either don't know any better, or they're so starved for any kind of positive social interaction that trooning out becomes the lesser evil in their eyes.

For the pornsick coomers though, nah, fuck 'em. Total Tranny Death, both to put them out of our misery, and to keep them from sucking more innocent people into the cult.