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SpiderBitch said:
How dare those evil gay guys talk about dicks at their own party? Why are the homosexuals talking about the parts required for homosexual intercourse? Whu would they want to fuck eachother but not me???
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The lack of "I locked myself in the bathroom to cry" is an anticlimax.
 
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Lol, get fucked.

It's also pretty interesting to see first-hand people seething about Kiwi Farms in the wild (as opposed to seeing screencaps of people seething about this site, posted on this site).
 
So after baby trapping his wife and waiting until she's dealing with a newborn to escalate his fetish, he brings up top surgery. Why does he think top surgery has anything to with milk? Breast implants are chunks of saline-filled plastic, not a soda machine. Does he think that bigger breasts equals more milk? Is he aware that taking estrogen and getting plastic surgery isn't going to make him lactate?
Now he needs the correct sequence of magic words to reset his wife-appliance and make it stop malfunctioning so it she can see sense and stay out of the way of him doing whatever he wants all the time! Relinquish the code, reddit!
Also "I hope one day you think I'm pretty"? The shallowness of his aspirations is staggering.
 
Idaho Battle Barn said:
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He looks like a cross between Dolph Lundgren and Ed Skrein wearing a wig. I would have been nervous talking to someone who looked like that at a party too in fairness, but more out of a sense of self-preservation than anything else.

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Some classic incel/misogynist energy from the other silverbacks in the comments. Many such cases.
 
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Some more trans joy from r/FTMover30:

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Man, it's almost as if humans can't change sex and you can't fix inner problems by changing your outward appearance? Crazy stuff.

This isn't a trans L as much as a trans-adjacent L. Predditor teachers complaining about their GSA posters being ripped down:

(For those unfamiliar: GSA used to stand for "gay straight alliance" and was a support group for gay kids back in the day. Now they have changed their name to "gender sexuality alliance" and it's turned into a grooming club)

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More complaints:

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It wouldn't be a real Reddit thread without a parent talking about her two LGBTQ kids (what are the odds?). Notice how she literally refers to GSA "recruitment" and gets angry that the school wasn't doing enough of it:

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Trans women are metal as fuck convince me otherwise.
Cut my dick into pieces,
This is my last resort.
Mutilation, no breeding,
Don’t give a fuck I’m dilating.

Would it be wrong or would it be right?
If I took my life tonight,
Chances are that I might.
Mutilation out of sight,
And I’m contemplating suicide.
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Geraldine said:
Oh yeah? You're another! All of you! How about that mister normie!!!?
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Cringy memes, yo! That'll show us.
As it happens I've already seen memes like that on 4chan, but I reckon more is better. :christine:
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The chasers wanking to trans porn are not the ones who want gawky men in dresses out of girls’ bathrooms. It’s not like all cis men had a meeting and declared a universal position.
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Pooners prove again and again how they’ll never be able to pass as a man. They always say they just want to be treated like a man, but do weird shit like this.
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“He said my masc voice sounded like I was on helium - wait, that’s it, I’ll call myself Helios!”
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"I want to feel desirable... but not for a body part i dont want"

Girl, straight porn is focused on the vagina, boobs and feminine ass. Gay porn is focused on the dick and prostate having ass.
You don't see trans men in porn where the focus isnt on the pussy because there's nothing else to be desired. No one good in the head would be attracted to a piece of rubber or a frankenpenis.

That stuff isnt sexy, its something some put up with to make their mentally ill partner happy/settle for but would never actively want.

The only people that even want pooner porn are gaydens (usually obsessed with 'bottoming' and being major perpetrators of the feminisation) and guys with a boypussy fetish, people who want to watch a butt get dicked would just watch regular gay porn or maybe women pegging men porn.
I dont think porn with lesbian pooners really exists but i also dont theres enough of them to make it profitable.

Id say 'see buddy this is what 0 gatekeeping does to a community', but this post is so femininly written that they should've also been gatekept out tbh.

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Who tf would have sexual fantasies about getting rubbered by a female who doesnt even want her genitals touched?
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I think this highlights the difference between porn for men and for women. Men aren’t looking to identify with the people in the movie, they’re looking to see someone they find attractive get dicked.
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Damn bitch if youre being asked its because you dont pass as anything other than mystery queer, not because youre 'insidiously being clocked'.
They probably thought you were a nonbinary girl who gets pissy when someone gets her special pronouns wrong/cant tell wtf youre trying to be
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I bet she’d whine just as much if they didn’t ask. Sorry, lil dood, you aren’t novel.
SnergenFlergen said:
I know I'm feels-posting here but I genuinely do hope this kid gets the fuck off Reddit (and the internet as a whole), stops wearing dresses and touches a industrial quantity of grass. I said 'TTD' in a post on the previous page not half an hour ago, but the line for that stops just short of the confused messed up kids who have been caught up in this whirlwind fad that they have no hope of fully (or even partially) comprehending.
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He needs a hobby. Warhammer or trains or something, where he can divert that powerful autistic energy. He’s somehow too autistic for troonery, and I thought that was impossible.
 
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Depressed young man is taking bathtub estrogen and online troons are infuriated a concerned uncle is not using the right pronouns. Clearly this young man has no dad in his life and needs a father figure, but instead the trannies demand another dick be lopped off and life ruined so he can join their cult. “Don’t intervene if you think they could have their HRT cut off, this could damage their mental health in ways you can’t imagine.” I think giving a 16 year old estrogen is going to do that in addition to their physical health.
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This is another thing I despise about the trans community, how if you don't play along with their crap, everything else just doesn't matter. It's no surprise to me that they'll support sexual abuse of children and adults when their identity is basically a fetish.
 
MTF Troons who wants to breastfeed should be considered pedophiles, and if they attempt to breastfeed, it should be considered child-abuse.

Blazeuser56 said:
This counts as an L?
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Yes. He managed to admit to himself, that to be trans is just playing pretend and wear a costume. Facing the truth is not an L, but referring to it as a "problem" is. He is a bloke, and should just accept it.
 
Idaho Battle Barn said:
Lol, get fucked.
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HAHAHAHA

EVERY single reddit sub is sooo trigger happy with telling people 'go no contact/divorce them/etc' over the most minor shit so its beautiful seeing it turned on one of them, by t h e i r m o m no less

He just looks like an average annoying hipster dude that listens to weezer or something, on top of doing obnoxious shit like calling his mom about capitalism I can see why shed ditch him.

Sure she might be cutting off a source of future elderly support but this dude sounds broke af so she's probably better off not financially supporting him, writing him out of the will and using all her money for a nice retirement home anyways
 
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Lol, get fucked.

It's also pretty interesting to see first-hand people seething about Kiwi Farms in the wild (as opposed to seeing screencaps of people seething about this site, posted on this site).
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I'm pretty sure troon isn't even from Kiwi Farms. It's a self-appellation from Something Awful's trans goons. We just adopted their moniker and ran with it. I don't know why, but its misattribution is more annoying to me than seeing the harassment/suicide libel for the nth time.
 
I have called this an 'Icarus moment' previously, they really do get so close and then swerve violently away, almost as if they are incapable of that final logical leap.
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Am a 21 year old trans girl. Been on estrogen for over 3 years now. Sadly because of my Neanderthal brow, massive fucking chin that takes up half of my midface, lack of tits, hips, ass or just overall figure in general, I probably just read as an androgynous person that confuses everyone or just a gay guy. Or an obvious trans woman instead of just a woman. I’m assuming it’s always 1 of the 3. It’s pretty great.
I seem to never get gendered, and in the rare times I am, I seem to be gendered correctly most of the time. Now I know why. It’s people being nice. I’m not ACTUALLY being seen as a woman. Being gendered correctly for me specifically is a joke at this point. We all know I’m not cis the second you look at me. People just take the presentation and clothing as a cue, that and my voice is the only thing saving my horrendously visibly trans ass.
My “borderline hourglass figure” my partners talk about (poly. Have 2 partners.) feels like a lie. My shoulders clearly jut out more, bringing attention to them in everything I wear, making my hips look nonexistent, my ass is flat in half the things I wear. Other women usually fill out quite nicely or look shapely. I just look like a mildly effeminate skinny rectangle. Some slight waist “curves” and smoother skin. Big fucking whoop.
Genetics weren’t kind to me. My legs also suck. I can feel all the bones in my hips and knees everytime I try to sit/lay down. It’s so obvious how skinny I am that I have to avoid looking down at my own legs, or else I’ll start crying. I’m the antithesis of curvy and desirable.
Can’t go on YouTube, hell or outside for that matter without gender envy controlling my emotions the second I see an attractive woman. I’ve gotten so used to scrolling past things or people out of rage or jealousy, leaving conversations over it, etc. God forbid I do get misgendered because then it’s proving it all right. It’s all just an exhausting cycle of building myself back up over and over again everytime my confidence gets repeatedly crushed, over and over and over and fucking over.
This isn’t living. I don’t know how I’m going to do anything in life. I go outside anxiously waiting to go back in. Everytime I feel seen I feel judged. Conversations involving appearance always cycle back to “at least you don’t look like me.” I have to keep forcing myself to not have meltdowns over how ugly I am, how masculine I am, how much I lack compared to them. How can I enjoy anything when the concept of “happyness” in my life is merely breaks between miserable realizations?
Im baffled as to how im in a relationship. I find it unfathomable. Maybe I’m ridiculously lucky. Maybe they just have abhorrent taste in women. Maybe it’s both.
I don’t want to hear any shit about how I’m “just as much of a woman” yeah, in spirit maybe. Lmao. I’m a little too far gone for platitudes I’m afraid.
As bitter as my post reads, I do appreciate any responses, I do wish to be heard. I just don’t want the cookie cutter shit I see on so many other trans posts that sugarcoat things.
Pendulum, swings, etc
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My cis lesbian friend, who acted like they supported me and supported trans people. Was actually just lying, she actually held extremely transphobic beliefs. I don’t get why people are like this.
I’ve seen this before, I’ve seen people online say they have trans friends and that they secretly believe that they are gross and weird. Why do people act like this. Why lie, why not just be honest.
I feel so betrayed and hurt, I just feel mad in general.
 
behindyourightnow said:
Some more trans joy from r/FTMover30:

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"I want to stop trying to be masculine. I want to stop trying to be anything" - Well I've got good news for you, pooner- that option is and has always been on the table.

Her post legitimately reads like it was written by someone who is being coerced into being a pooner under some form of duress, as opposed to someone who actually is a tranny and wants to be one. Nobody is making her do this shit, it's clearly not working for her so maybe she should just, I dunno, stop? Isn't that a really fucking obvious solution to this 'problem'?

Obviously the best advice for this person would be stop worrying about gender shit, get off Tumblr/Reddit and seek therapy to help her accept and embrace reality and go live happily as what she actually is. But of course, Reddit being Reddit, all the responses are uniformly 'double down, keep going, it gets easier', etc.

That fucking website's tagline should just be 'Misery loves company' at this point.
 
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