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GumballFapper said:
Pooner grooms own daughter to become a poon as well
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The really fucked up thing about this situation is, judging from her replies, the daughter is in a spicy straight relationship with an MTF, and they want to take each other's "dead names" as their new names. So they're skinwalking each other, in effect.

Apustajan apustaja said:
They don't understand male socialisation, a real guy named Brutus Junian would at some point voluntarily shorten it to "BJ" just to make the Roman jokes stop.
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Maybe, but then the kids would just start calling him "the BJ king". (lol)

Geraldine said:
A pooner seeks dating advice. Get your checklist ready. :lit:
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This is right up there with pooners who go to bathhouses expecting "socialization" and are horrified to find it's pretty much just a free-for-all orgy. From the "this is not usually what grindr conversations look like" response she got, I'm guessing she kept trying to discuss her autistic interests at length with guys who were just looking to bust a nut.

TruffleSpark said:
There's this hilarious oppression olympics contest that's always going on between ftms and mtfs over whether "transmisogyny" or "transandrophobia" is a bigger deal. It's not enough for them to prove they are more oppressed than the rest of us, they also need to be more oppressed than each other.
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Anyone else remember when "transmisogyny-affected" (TMA) for troons and "transmisogyny-exempt" (TME) for pooners (really, anybody not an MTF) were in vogue a view years back? Because we must always remember that trannies are the most victimy victims that ever victimed.

Those terms seem to have petered out in the meanwhile, so I guess they were a bit too much even for the gender-obsessed crowd. (lol)

Standardized Profile said:
But LOL at being clockable because Americans don't understand Latino masculinity. If only we understood alien concepts like machismo, we'd never be able to detect women dressing as men.
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I know nothing at all about how these things play out in Latin countries, but I rather suspect she doesn't so much "pass" in her home country as people just assume she's a butch lesbian. I'm fairly certain that a dumpy "Latine" pooner wouldn't be considered "macho" anywhere, though.

Standardized Profile said:
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"Will my clit reach the Schwarzchild radius? If that happens, will things that go in my bonus hole be stuck there forever? How do you bros handle your monthly Hawking radiation?"
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Feeling inadequate over the size of her "dick" might be the closest this pooner will ever get to truly understanding the male experience.

Also, gotta love the negging from the MTF "girlfriend". So it's another spicy straight couple with a girl in a relationship with an emotionally abusive asshole. I can just feel the trans joy radiating from the screen. 🥰

Maginot said:
A good example of how US hegemony uses soft power to convince foreign citizens to act against their own national interests. Lambasting the Muslim countries for not being as civilized as trans positive cultures through advertising campaigns and NGOs. Worked on the USSR, why retire the playbook?
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I'm old enough to remember when cultural imperialism and globalism were the bêtes noires of Battle-of-Seattle-era leftists and anarchists. Rather curious how you don't really hear anything about those topics from leftist circles nowadays. 🤔

Quack_Quack said:
Wouldn't it be closer to "Yoo" especially taking into account that the J would have been likely to have been written as an I, so Iunius?
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Correct -- strictly speaking, it would have been "IVNIVS". "J" developed around the late Middle Ages and early Renaissance to distinguish "I" as vowel from "I" as semivowel (i.e., the "y" sound). This is why "j" is typically pronounced as "y" in Slavic and non-English Germanic languages, incidentally.

Likewise with "V", which originally could be both a vowel ("u") or a semivowel ("w") in Classical Latin, before evolving into a fricative ("v") in the various Romance languages over the centuries. So "VENI VIDI VICI" would have been pronounced like "waney weedy weaky" by the Romans, and /pol/ catchphrase "deus vult" was originally written "DEVS VVLT". The letters "u" and "w" likewise developed to reflect these different sounds. #themoreyouknow

Geraldine said:
Therapist shopping time.
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If you have about a half hour, get a load of the comments (some of them long).

But here's the top one according to Reddit karma:
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Remember, folks, gender-affirming care is 100% supported and backed by the medical establishment, except when it isn't.
 
Standardized Profile said:
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"Will my clit reach the Schwarzchild radius? If that happens, will things that go in my bonus hole be stuck there forever? How do you bros handle your monthly Hawking radiation?"
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This feels like the equivalent of those troons who declare that “even my gynaecologist can’t tell the difference.” No, lil dood, it’s not a dick. It’s an unusually large and grotesque clitoris that will be attractive to no one.
Kujo Jotaro said:
This person has no idea how thoroughly westernized she is.
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It’s the kind of post you get from a middle-class BIPOC person who is too rich to experience oppression. The sort of person who talks about “microaggression.”
SnergenFlergen said:
Emily is a man in a dress whose entire raison d'être seems to be trawling the various troon subreddits at all hours of the day, spamming comments offering "hugs" to the "girls". From this we can reasonably assume he is unemployed, autistic and socially maladjusted.

Basically just like every other troon. At this point, the descriptor 'unemployed autistic troon' is a tautology.
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Everything about him screams “groomer.”
 
Geraldine said:
Therapist shopping time.
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If you have about a half hour, get a load of the comments (some of them long).

But here's the top one according to Reddit karma:
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So I guess in these people's minds, there hasn't been a single case in history of a man saying "I'm a woman" and him being wrong about that in some way.
The only concievable explanation for the therapist's behaviour is ignorance and transphobia and not something like, I dunno, due diligance and making sure that their client isn't just confused/groomed/a retard before setting them on a path of lifelong medical dependency, irreparable surgeries and social ostracisation.

With every day that passes, I become more and more convinced that these people are in a cult without even realising it. Telling someone to cut people out of their lives who don't nod their heads at everything they say (medical professionals in this case, no less) is cult behaviour 101.
 
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It really is a sad day for all of us when a masked, towering gimp has to face this kind of injustice.
 
Fapcop said:
“Is she fetishizing me for my penis?! I feel really gross about this guys!”

Things you would never hear a man say.

Pooners constantly act like they’re the main character in some retarded play, where the main character is the most fembrained woman imaginable.
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>become a pooner, something only people with a fetish want to fuck
>complain about being fetishized
 
Nanashi no kiwi said:
Correct -- strictly speaking, it would have been "IVNIVS". "J" developed around the late Middle Ages and early Renaissance to distinguish "I" as vowel from "I" as semivowel (i.e., the "y" sound). This is why "j" is typically pronounced as "y" in Slavic and non-English Germanic languages, incidentally.

Likewise with "V", which originally could be both a vowel ("u") or a semivowel ("w") in Classical Latin, before evolving into a fricative ("v") in the various Romance languages over the centuries. So "VENI VIDI VICI" would have been pronounced like "waney weedy weaky" by the Romans, and /pol/ catchphrase "deus vult" was originally written "DEVS VVLT". The letters "u" and "w" likewise developed to reflect these different sounds. #themoreyouknow
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Only reason I know that is taking Latin as one of the four languages I studied at school for a few years. Came in weirdly helpful...
 
SnergenFlergen said:
So I guess in these people's minds, there hasn't been a single case in history of a man saying "I'm a woman" and him being wrong about that in some way.
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Only if they detransition. And then they have to admit that they deliberately lied about being trans.
Zemblan Physics said:
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It really is a sad day for all of us when a masked, towering gimp has to face this kind of injustice.
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Imagine mistaking a man in man’s clothing, with a man’s haircut, for a man.
 
Nanashi no kiwi said:
Anyone else remember when "transmisogyny-affected" (TMA) for troons and "transmisogyny-exempt" (TME) for pooners (really, anybody not an MTF) were in vogue a view years back?
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Does anything move faster and more often than the goalposts of trans ideology?
 
Anasa Tristis said:
Pooners are amusing until they pick up firearms. Or knock out and set their GFs on fire. Granted, those are rare instances, but we can't help but notice that pooner violence is becoming more and more common.
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Yeah, because men and women are equals in terms of human rights, you arsehole. We have just as much of a right to be violent retards and get life in prison as you do.
 
Geraldine said:
Therapist shopping time.
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Huh. So what does it mean to be diagnosed with GD anyways? I was diagnosed with GD alongside OCD. This was also after a MRI scan, all when I was 14-15. So what would having a GD diagnosis conclude? Because after getting away from gender ideology and embracing object reality, my sexuality, cutting out social media etc- I feel a lot more comfortable in my body. Did the doctors consider me intersex or what? Did they just hear me talk about my gender troubles and assume it's enough? Not that my troubles weren't bad, I was genuinely dealing with it more than most troons. But considering who I am, who I was at that age, and how they never even tried getting me on hormones... It's just perplexing lol.
 
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I'd wager this "immigrant" "of colour" is probably a middle-to-upper-class type who may not even be a proper immigrant, technically speaking. The troons are so deceptive and dishonest that it's equally likely she's a white-passing (haha, passing) Mexican/Guatemalan/whatever who was born in her parents' country while they were working there for a few years, had had USA citizenship since birth, and has lived in the USA since toddlerhood.
 
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The Chad to troon pipeline has always fascinated me. What possesses men who are genetically gifted and wanted by women to want to chop their dick off and play dress up? Is it that life is so easy for them and there’s no challenge so they want to see if they can still get what they want as a freak? Is it that they have such a dopamine overload they need something new and different to get any satisfaction sexually?
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I'm more confused over the bar for what makes a Chad having been lowered so far, especially when we dont have pics of what these freaks actually look like. Chad used to be a guy who was noticeably tall with a well built(muscular and low body fat) physique who was also objectively and conventionally attractive, and with a well paying job on top of it all. But now, all it takes to be seen as a "genetically gifted and wanted by women" Chad Thundercock is to be... tall and "built like a rugby player"?(read: a large rectangle because actual rugby players are absolute units because they work out which 99% of TiMs/troons dont)

This whole "Chad to troon" thing is just as weird as whenever some chick with a band shirt and short hair poons out and horny dudes clutch pearls over losing another heckin qt3.14 tomboy waifu.

And the answers are always the same no matter the gender. It's either autism, they were molested, they're coomers, or some sorta combo meal of the lot.
 
Slippin Kimmy said:
Why do they need a special name for their fucking osteoporosis :story:
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Sneedot said:
I believe "Trans Broken Leg Syndrome" means every health issue being blamed on being transgender/the hormones they are taking when they go to the doctor .. though in this case their bones are literally breaking lmao
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So (in troon jargon) the literal bone breakage comes to mean the whole complex of typical troonfirmities.
And it's ignorance (or outright bigotry) for a doctor to notice this. :lit:
 
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