📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Kujo Jotaro]

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When I read shit like this, it just shows how absurd it is that these people are given a platform rather than getting thrown in the loony bin. How do you take this kind of insanity seriously and cater to it? And beyond that: even in a community that’s supposedly the most oppressed ever they still compete about who’s the most oppressed.

This person has no idea how thoroughly westernized she is.

 

[Maginot]

This person has no idea how thoroughly westernized she is.

A good example of how US hegemony uses soft power to convince foreign citizens to act against their own national interests. Lambasting the Muslim countries for not being as civilized as trans positive cultures through advertising campaigns and NGOs. Worked on the USSR, why retire the playbook?

 

[Fapcop]

God forbid a group in America have a very American point of view. But LOL at being clockable because Americans don't understand Latino masculinity. If only we understood alien concepts like machismo, we'd never be able to detect women dressing as men.

I just paid Intuit an obscene amount of money so I could pay an obscener amount of money to a state that will spend it all on gibs, graft, and violating the Constitution. But thread tax is free:
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"Will my clit reach the Schwarzchild radius? If that happens, will things that go in my bonus hole be stuck there forever? How do you bros handle your monthly Hawking radiation?"

Pooners are fucking insane. Never got the point about “bottom growth” because… It’s not like it’ll grow into a dick lmao. It’ll just be a bigger clit?!

 

[Positron]

This person has no idea how thoroughly westernized she is.

Yes, transsexualism is a First World problem. Even the reply states that the "queer spaces" in South America is 100% white, i.e. expats of middle class or higher.

 

[TismFarmer]

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This to me is extremely concerning.
She does not have her age listed on her account, but her posts and drawings heavily indicates she is underaged. Why is this a problem? She posts on r/GrowYourTDick. She posted a nude of her "t dick".
I could be wrong though, she could very well simply be too autistic to be functional by herself and hence why she lives with family having them pay for her expenses..... Hopefully that is the case.

Holy SHIT! Those things are made for like 2-8 year olds, maaaaybe 10...

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Looked through their history. Interests include Country Humans, Hetalia, Vocaloid, and Hazbin Hotel,
She mentioned her dad is paying for her T, as well as overall not liking her family. She posts on CPTSD support groups but also a lot on r/Autism.
Here's two posts I'd like to point out:
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This to me is extremely concerning.
She does not have her age listed on her account, but her posts and drawings heavily indicates she is underaged. Why is this a problem? She posts on r/GrowYourTDick. She posted a nude of her "t dick".
I could be wrong though, she could very well simply be too autistic to be functional by herself and hence why she lives with family having them pay for her expenses..... Hopefully that is the case.

Man I get the impression this is a 10-12 yr old between this post and the first post about the Nana. What adults call anyone Nana or even have one?

 

[Peaches Demure]

I agree. I also understand that J. Michael Bailey noted this in his book on MTFs, "The Man Who Would be Queen."
Ted Kaczynski had a very high IQ and an interest in cross-dressing.
There's also Col. Russell Williams, who was smart enough to be an instructor in the Air Force, and depraved enough to be a cross-dressing serial rapist and murderer. The fact that the "trans umbrella" has him and Jazz Jennings in the same category is insane.
I also think that Martine Rothblatt is, in some ways, a lolcow.

Yeah, Kaczynski was a terrorist rather than a serial killer, but yes, his IQ was tested during his college years, and it was in excess of 170, if I remember correctly. That's higher than either Hawking or Einstein. To think what he might have accomplished on behalf of humanity if his psychology hadn't been so twisted.

It's funny that you should mention J. Michael Bailey and The Man Who Would Be Queen, because I recently revisited some chapters, and he claims that psychometric studies done on male transsexuals showed that AGPs as a group had a higher than average IQ, while HSTS had lower. Interesting if true. Then again, Bailey published his book in 2003, and the AGPs he'd come in contact with must have been the late-transitioning high achiever Pritzker/Rothblatt/Jenner type rather than the chronically online socially stunted autists that make up the bulk of AGPs today. Not only are Jazz Jennings and James Pritzker different, but there are clearly distinct subcategories even among the AGP group that differ clinically and probably also etiologically.

When we look at atrocities committed by our fellow humans, it's human nature to want to imagine they did these destructive things because "they didn't know any better". This is especially true of women, and sadly opens them up to being abused and exploited by predatory, anti-social men. This harkens me back to something Jordan Peterson said (yeah, I know he's a lolcow in his own right, but he's got some interesting insights on many topics, so bear with me): "if you are a psychologist and looking to "treat" a psychopath, you have to assume that you are wilier than they are" and in most instances, that would be a mistake.

 

[Standardized Profile]

So this thing is a FTM and expects its bonus hole to expand on T? These people are confusing sometimes and wdf if he's a FTM and he's dating a MTF why do they need the extra steps.

She thinks her clitoris will become bigger, which it probably will. I added the bit about her vagina becoming a black hole. Sorry for mixing the metaphorical spacetime topology and anatomy.

I don't know if this is an L, but it's damned embarrassing and should not have been admitted in public.



Rust Cohle: I think pooners are a tragic misstep in human evolution. They created an aspect of gender separate from itself, they are creatures that should not exist by natural law. They are things that labor under the illusion of being men, an accretion of delusions with total assurance that they are each doods, when in fact they are all chicks. Maybe the honorable thing for transsexuals to do is deny their programming, stop grooming, walk hand-in-hand into extinction, one last midnight -- doods and hons opting out of a raw deal.

Jesse Pinkman: This is my own private gender and I will not be skinwalked! Bitch!


Folie a deux. This can only end in a murder-suicide.

The other answers are about what you'd expect. Their various celebrity crushes, YouTubers I've never heard of, Moist Critikal (I guess because he's short?), David Tennant, cartoon characters, Link, Wolf Link....

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1aj8wjr/who_gives_you_gender_envy/ [Archive]

 

[SofondaCox]

that AGPs as a group had a higher than average IQ, while HSTS had lower.

I firmly believe that AGP and psychopathy are often comorbid, but it will be difficult to research due to patient dishonesty and the unpopularity of such a finding. Paraphilic males will often have overlapping paraphilias, particularly scat and sadism. AGPs are sick and dangerous.

 

[Dromedary]

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When I read shit like this, it just shows how absurd it is that these people are given a platform rather than getting thrown in the loony bin. How do you take this kind of insanity seriously and cater to it? And beyond that: even in a community that’s supposedly the most oppressed ever they still compete about who’s the most oppressed.

Ugh, these fucking losers. "As a Black Latino Trans guy currently taking advantage of Global North Amerikkka, I'm offended and insulted that everyone around me is white and .." JUST STFU AND GO BACK TO YOUR SHIT COUNTRY YOU STUPID BITCH.

 

[Geraldine]

"As a Black Latino Trans guy currently taking advantage of Global North Amerikkka, I'm offended and insulted that everyone around me is white and .."

That particular flavor of bad attitude was invented in the USA, so I'd say she is completely assimilated.
She fits in better to the cultural milieu of her American university than she did back home.

 

[behindyourightnow]

She thinks her clitoris will become bigger, which it probably will. I added the bit about her vagina becoming a black hole. Sorry for mixing the metaphorical spacetime topology and anatomy.

I don't know if this is an L, but it's damned embarrassing and should not have been admitted in public.

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Rust Cohle: I think pooners are a tragic misstep in human evolution. They created an aspect of gender separate from itself, they are creatures that should not exist by natural law. They are things that labor under the illusion of being men, an accretion of delusions with total assurance that they are each doods, when in fact they are all chicks. Maybe the honorable thing for transsexuals to do is deny their programming, stop grooming, walk hand-in-hand into extinction, one last midnight -- doods and hons opting out of a raw deal.

Jesse Pinkman: This is my own private gender and I will not be skinwalked! Bitch!

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Folie a deux. This can only end in a murder-suicide.

The other answers are about what you'd expect. Their various celebrity crushes, YouTubers I've never heard of, Moist Critikal (I guess because he's short?), David Tennant, cartoon characters, Link, Wolf Link....

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1aj8wjr/who_gives_you_gender_envy/ [Archive]

I've said this elsewhere, but I find it interesting that FtMs tend to fixate on and try to imitate fictional male characters (or male celebrities they have never met), whereas MtFs tend to skinwalk real women they know/knew in real life (usually their wives or teenage crushes). I've never heard of a FtM skinwalking a male partner or relative.

 

[Evilronald]

The Chad to troon pipeline has always fascinated me. What possesses men who are genetically gifted and wanted by women to want to chop their dick off and play dress up? Is it that life is so easy for them and there’s no challenge so they want to see if they can still get what they want as a freak? Is it that they have such a dopamine overload they need something new and different to get any satisfaction sexually?

 

[Quack_Quack]

The real test is if she pronounces it as "Yoo-nius" or "June-ius".

Wouldn't it be closer to "Yoo" especially taking into account that the J would have been likely to have been written as an I, so Iunius?

 

[FedPostalService]

What possesses men who are genetically gifted and wanted by women to want to chop their dick off and play dress up?

They hate women. Imagine hating women so much that you LARP as one just to make them feel uncomfortable.

 

[TyrasGuard]

The Chad to troon pipeline has always fascinated me. What possesses men who are genetically gifted and wanted by women to want to chop their dick off and play dress up?

I would like to know what they consider to be "super masculine". I bet you they are talking about excess hair everywhere.

 

[Jacques1194]

Troon gets trolled by an NPC because its "deadnaming" her.(Think its a TIF)Also if you hated your old name, why the fuck would you call your island by said name?

 

[Poonocchio]

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The Chad to troon pipeline has always fascinated me. What possesses men who are genetically gifted and wanted by women to want to chop their dick off and play dress up? Is it that life is so easy for them and there’s no challenge so they want to see if they can still get what they want as a freak? Is it that they have such a dopamine overload they need something new and different to get any satisfaction sexually?

There's Emily the serial hugger again. What is with that troon?

 

[SnergenFlergen]

There's Emily the serial hugger again. What is with that troon?

Emily is a man in a dress whose entire raison d'être seems to be trawling the various troon subreddits at all hours of the day, spamming comments offering "hugs" to the "girls". From this we can reasonably infer that he is unemployed, autistic and socially maladjusted.

Basically just like every other troon. At this point, the descriptor 'unemployed autistic troon' is a tautology.

 

[Geraldine]

Therapist shopping time.
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