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Soup Sammiches said:
I have never moaned or grunted while pissing, I've also never had my "man hole" obliterated so maybe I'm missing context.
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Wait til you get a bit older. Trust me. Everything becomes an ordeal sooner or later.
Disastrously Dumb said:
This is a 31 yr old man btw
who keeps calling himself a girl.
not a woman, a girl.
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He was looking pretty good til I got down to his weird shaped legs.
Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
How are those thighs thick though?
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They often discuss how to fatten up their butts and thighs by squatting.
 
Sean Andalou said:
What I'm guessing happened -- Just normal not loud sounds men usually ignore and the pooner freaked out thinking about male urination.

So in practice all you need to do to make the pooner totally miserable is low key acting normal.
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The retard is just hearing the normal sounds of bathroom relief.

This disgusting critter needs to just sow its genital holes shut and stay the fuck away from bathrooms until the backup of shit and piss causes it to instantly decompose.
 
Sleazy Car Salesman said:
Stand uncomfortably close and stare at her the whole time. Dare her to make eye contact with you while you're pissing.
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Izdaja Slika said:
And don't forget to remind her she needs to wipe herself off after taking a piss with the urinal cake.*

*You couldn't make this up and I didn't, it was something a TiF actually did or asked about.
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I'll tell her that she passes really well 😉
 
Julie Newmar said:
Adding to that, I’ve known women with mastectomies for various medical reasons. I can’t imagine they wouldn’t tell a partner well before shirts come off that what’s underneath isn’t what’s expected. Hell, I’ve known an unlikely number of people with a third nipple and even they tell other people.
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I've had a couple of friends with colostomies, and of course they tell potential partners. Only troons and pooners are so dishonest.
 
Spoonfeed request! Very sorry, I saw the post but should've saved it, and I've searched r/MTF to no avail. Search system here hasn't been productive either; the post I'm looking for may have just been a screenshot with a link.
I believe there was a post archived here a few days ago from an MtF complaining about how post-stinkditch, he has no pelvic floor muscle control and every time he farts he pees himself/every time he pees he shits himself. Possibly a complaint about feeling like there's urine stuck in his urethra because he has poor muscle tone, but I might be mixing that up with another post.
Might also be in the trans sideshows thread but I figured this is more likely the place. Does anyone know what I'm referring to? Many thanks to anyone who has more info! :)
 
toilet_rainbow said:
The replies are as messy as one would expect. The LGB and allies generally think it’s dishonest at best, while the T complain that it’s unfair for the cissies to not have disclose their genitals to potential hookups, so why should they? There’s even a pooner that tries to claim she’s not only trans but intersex, and what about her???
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The weirdest thing to me is always why the hell did the LGB ever bother with the T+. Is it case of overlooking the T's many faults and contradictions with their beliefs about themselves? Or was the guys running the LGB just as degenerate and retarded as the trannies themselves?
 
Dragon Snob said:
The weirdest thing to me is always why the hell did the LGB ever bother with the T+. Is it case of overlooking the T's many faults and contradictions with their beliefs about themselves? Or was the guys running the LGB just as degenerate and retarded as the trannies themselves?
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Because of the assumption that trannies were just confused gays cosplaying.
 
Another tif is upset that Heated Rivalrys doesn't make her feel like real man.

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And two comments trying to cope with their bodies and lack of real manliness watching gay shows.

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Syikeblade said:
Another tif is upset that Heated Rivalrys doesn't make her feel like real man.

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And two comments trying to cope with their bodies and lack of real manliness watching gay shows.

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the "omission of actual genitalia"? I mean, if they showed us dick during the sex scenes, wouldn't it be straight up porn? Sure, some shows (like White Lotus) do have full on nudity, but the sex scenes still don't give a close-up of anyone's genitals. I have not seen Heated Rivalry, but I assume even without seeing any genitals, it's clear that whatever sex is happening, it involves penises and not vaginas or rotdogs.
Pooners' delusions are on another level. Imagine the cope that a pooner would ever seriously be able to play professional men's ice hockey.

I think part of the appeal of gay ice hockey romance for women is that those are fit, masculine men, and there would be no place for a pooner. (Though I honestly would also not be surprised if some handmaiden did write a book involving a pooner too and nobody would dare to complain. Again, I haven't seen Heated Rivalry, but there was a post somewhere that made it sound like it does have "transmasc rep" and now I wonder whether they did add a pooner for woke points.)
 
Coldsteel the Hedgehog said:
Ivr said it before, but lesbian culture is very specific in how it handles gender and its part of what's primed so many TiFs to come out of the woodwork.

Historically speaking Butch women were often considered a kind of "third gender" in that they were often ostracized by other women as well as men. A lot of non dykes considered them "men lite" and the butch/femme culture of older lesbians essentially put butch women in the social position of men (in a culture that didn't have any).

If you read Stone Butch Blues or any other writing by real, old-school butches you'll find all the same trains of thought you see TiFs waxing about nowadays. There's specifically a lot of talk about being almost part-man and part-woman—to have the social expectations and responsibility of a man, but to also have the softer heart and empathy of a woman. Loving a woman the way a man would, but in the way only a woman can.

All of this is to say that butch subculture carved out a niche for a very particular type of woman that has been overtaken by all this trans shit. I think most TiFs would be much happier if they were just old-school butch instead.
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It seems to me that most butch women are pretty normal, or at least have the same spread of normality as the general population. They also gravitate towards some masculine things. Most pooners seem to be mentally ill and extremely female in their tastes. It appears to me to be two totally different sets of people. I’d love to know what butches think of TIFs.
 
Dragon Snob said:
The weirdest thing to me is always why the hell did the LGB ever bother with the T+.
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A political alliance based on having the same enemies.
But as often happens, the enemy of your enemy isn't always your friend.
Sometimes the enemy of your enemy is simply everybody's enemy.
This same observation applies to all manner of alliances, not just the gay one.
 
Free the Pedos said:
It seems to me that most butch women are pretty normal, or at least have the same spread of normality as the general population. They also gravitate towards some masculine things. Most pooners seem to be mentally ill and extremely female in their tastes. It appears to me to be two totally different sets of people. I’d love to know what butches think of TIFs.
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I can only speak for myself as a butch woman, but TTD fucking yesterday.
 
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This made me cringe so much it basically counts as an L. I thought the profile full of cancerous MLP crap was bad enough,,,but then I just saw this post.....And people take this shit serious? What in the actual fuck is wrong with these people
 
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Wish I knew what country. 8)

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I don't live in the friendliest country for trans people and so I would like to avoid sharing my identity unless absolutely necessary. But I don't really know what I want myself, it's gonna be my first time at a beauty salon. I was thinking of asking for thinner eyebrows with a more defined arch, but I am not sure that's enough. Thank y'all so much in advance!!
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Here's an answer that has been downvoted at least once. :lit:
Is it an option simply to tell them what you want without disclosing any personal details?
Or does the situation in your country make that not possible?
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Dragon Snob said:
The weirdest thing to me is always why the hell did the LGB ever bother with the T+. Is it case of overlooking the T's many faults and contradictions with their beliefs about themselves? Or was the guys running the LGB just as degenerate and retarded as the trannies themselves?
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It was a funding thing. Useless people whose only job was campaigning for "gay rights" (whatever that means) suddenly got everything they were asking-for and needed a new cause to keep the cashflow operational.

Think about this: Harry Benjamin was churning out troons in the 1960s. These had full legal rights as the opposite sex, with birth certificates and even marriage certificates ("heterosexual" marriage certificates). So there never even was any "trans rights" to "accomplish".

What these homosexualist activists did, by appropriating an identity disorder as another flavour of sexual (dis)orientation, was erase the difference between TV (sexual disorientation) and TS (identity disorder). T is a type of LGB, but only when T stands for transvestite. When these activists appropriated T, they put out the call, "hey, transvestites, put your sexual deviance in the public eye, just like we did." But these are otherwise straight men (they're still crooked, but I mean they're not at the bathhouse, they're not at the poz-parties, they're not sticking meth up their butt with you, so they didn't get the full message, "hey, this is Will & Grace, in front of the normies, don't break camp"), and so they took that hand-up offered to them by their fellow per-verts, and verted all the way per, stepping all over all that subtle subterfuge and went full-bore. Whoopsies.
 
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