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[Shig O'nella]

Let them eat cake: the concerned beloved of a troon wants advice on how to soothe said troon after the couple encounters a cruel and vicious clip making light of the self-harm statistics found in the transgender population - a joke that hits too close to home for OP's delusional date given his own history of cuddling with chainsaws and boxcutters.
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What he should do, of course, is get the fuck out of there before the troon rides his good heart into the ground at Mach 12.
He won't/

 

[Sean Andalou]

This is clearly an intentional joke ...

Didn't occur to me. Maybe ...

Either way, he cranked it after this.

... but this is one thing we all can agree about.

"the pendulum is swinging back! Transies need to trans harder and allies need to ally harder!"

Wish real hard, trannies. Harder. Harder. tee hee

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One man's very masculine complaint about other men.


Reddit -- Archive

I'm in the bathroom at work rn and the guy pissing at the urinal is moaning and grunting like he's getting his man hole obliterated. They always be doing this like bro quite down I don't need to hear that

889 net upvotes, 178 comments so far.
Lots of agreement and sometimes anecdotes.
Sample:

Using the men’s bathroom is the worst thing about transitioning. They don’t shut the stall doors when they piss. They don’t flush the toilets. They hoot and holler while pissing. I’m always so relieved when I go in for my quiet stall piss and no one else is in there

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I have never moaned or grunted while pissing, I've also never had my "man hole" obliterated so maybe I'm missing context.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

If I ever have to piss around a pooner I'm gonna start doing weird shit to try and fuck with her

 

[Waffle Iron]

WTF is she even talking about. Male bathroom useage is all about doing your business and avoiding contact, verbal, eye or otherwise, with anyone else who might possibly be there. Bathroom etiquette 101 is never piss in the urinal next to someone else if there is one unoccupied further away.
Only noise you might hear is someone grunting when he's taking a nasty shit.

In all fairness the term was popularized after the fujoshi's started appearing. In the 2000's we just referred to them as the fangirl's who were into yaoi.
According to ChatGPT the term appeared in the 90's for Japan.

Fujoshi means rotten girl. It was a term coined by otaku men. They were weird autist nerds shunned by society, and their schoolgirl peers in particular, for being weirdos. They were happy going to their nerd haunts to discuss nerd shit with other men away from the women. Then the women came. Not any type of woman, but young women into cartoon men, boy love, yaoi and such. They called them rotten because they weren't the prim and proper girls they idolized. And they weren't ashamed of their deviancy either.

The old stereotype would ship male characters they were into with eachother. Like how malfoy from harry potter was shipped with just about anyone by fangirls. But they wouldn't try to become a guy themselves.

Stonewall was the main pro-poofter charity until 2015, but now describe lesbians as "sexual racists". Stonewall's cash reserves have dwindled from 250k down to 92k.
Mermaids were the main charity in support of Munchausen-by-proxy mothers, but they're now £33,000 in debt.

Good, those organizations are pure cancer. Stonewall wasted all of their money collected from campaigning for gays on trannies. They threw gays and lesbians under the bus to ride the tranny gravy train.
Mermaids have sunk their tentacles into the educational system and made sure any teacher seeing a little boy play with a barbie would try to troon it out.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

If I ever have to piss around a pooner I'm gonna start doing weird shit to try and fuck with her

Stand uncomfortably close and stare at her the whole time. Dare her to make eye contact with you while you're pissing.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Stand uncomfortably close and stare at her the whole time. Dare her to make eye contact with you while you're pissing.

And don't forget to remind her she needs to wipe herself off after taking a piss with the urinal cake.*

*You couldn't make this up and I didn't, it was something a TiF actually did or asked about.

 

[There She Glows]

WTF is she even talking about. Male bathroom useage is all about doing your business and avoiding contact, verbal, eye or otherwise, with anyone else who might possibly be there. Bathroom etiquette 101 is never piss in the urinal next to someone else if there is one unoccupied further away.
Only noise you might hear is someone grunting when he's taking a nasty shit.

Maybe they are struggling to piss due to a Hank Hill narrow urethra. Pooners seem to exist in a cartoon world after all.

 

[Syikeblade]

A tranny and pooner both end up in a few online mental health groups.
Only for the troon to continue picking on the pooner while she just lets him get away with it to avoid confrontation.

Spoiler: Trans women keeps picking on me

Trans woman in support group keeps “picking on me” and thinks it’s okay because I “have it better than her” self.ftm
submitted 3 hours ago by Either-Economics6727
We both started going to a few different online mental health support groups through this company (so far, we’ve met at 3 different ones). None of them are queer-focused, and everyone else in the groups including the group leaders seem cis, and mostly straight.
So we’ve met like 4-5 different times and never really had an actual 1-to-1, meaningful interaction, but she seems to think we’re familiar enough with each other that she can poke fun at me a lot (which she’s done from the beginning, but it’s just getting worse). She’s also just very extroverted and talkative in a way that exhausts me and is generally not my kind of person (which is fine). She’s also much older than me and I don’t think we have anything in common other than being trans. For context, it’s important to mention that I pass (I’m FtM) and she does not.
She’s made it a point several times to mention that I “have it better than her” due to being a trans man (the only concrete example she gave for thinking this was watching the Umbrella Academy and seeing that the other characters fully accepted Viktor’s transition, and said that would never happen to a trans woman like that). There’s never any reason for her to say this, it’s never particularly relevant to the conversation, it seems like she just says it whenever she has the chance. I’m pretty sure she said it the first time we met, right after I disclosed that I was trans, when she knew literally nothing else about me. I just smiled and nodded because it felt so awkward and I didn’t know what else to do. That meeting, I went into detail about how I’d been physically attacked since coming out, fired from my job, etc. Partially because it was relevant, partially because I thought it might shut her up. It didn’t.
The other day, she started attending another group I’d already been attending for a few weeks. I waved to her and we let the group leader know we’d already met. She introduced herself and rambled a bit and mentioned that she’d also been going to a women’s group. Then she started talking to me (I’m the only man in this group) and joking saying “sorry, you’re not invited to that one” which was fine at first, but then she just kept going. She kind of spoke aloud to the group and said something like “it’s okay, [my name] knows I pick on him and don’t mean anything by it. I’m sure he takes that [not being able to go to the women’s group] as a compliment, because well, we both know how he identifies.” I’d barely said a word at this point, and I did thankfully happen to be out to the group, but she didn’t know that, so for all she knew, she was outing me for no reason at all. I just smiled and nodded again. I didn’t want to make things even more awkward by trying to argue with someone within the first like 2 minutes of group. When she’s weird like that, I just change the subject.
At the end of that group, we were all saying bye to each other, and she started talking to me again like “haha don’t worry, I’ll still poke fun at you next time.” The group started laughing politely, and she just kept going, saying something like, “it’s okay, he’s fine with it, that’s what he’s gotta deal with since he’s a man now,” then said something about how I was at the bottom of society, then decided to transition and be at the top. It was something like, “[my name] was like, oh I’m gonna be at the top and go above [her name] haha.” She was just making it really personal and weird. I smiled and nodded, because I just wanted to get out of there.
She’s been saying all this in a playful, unserious kind of way, but I think it’s clear she harbors resentment toward me. I don’t think she’s trying to be malicious though (maybe I’m wrong, idk). I’ve also never told her I’m okay with any of her comments toward me, she just assumes I am because I don’t say anything, and then widely announces to the group that it’s okay. The group leaders act awkwardly sometimes, like they don’t really know what to say when she acts like that. A couple times they’ve politely cut her off and let me speak because it seemed like she was trying to speak for me. Otherwise, it seems like they don’t really know how to think of it because they aren’t super familiar with the trans community and maybe they think this is just how the dynamic is or something. I honestly don’t know what to think of it either and I don’t know if I should say anything, or how I should say it.

Many in the comments suggest either standing up for herself or tell someone.

 

[Law]

If I ever have to piss around a pooner I'm gonna start doing weird shit to try and fuck with her

Loudly question why there's a girl in the men's bathroom. Helpfully point out that the woman's room is across the hall, while calling her ma'am or young lady.

Only for the troon to continue picking on the pooner while she just lets him get away with it to avoid confrontation.

Man Harasses Woman. News at 11.

 

[Gondolindrim]

A tranny and pooner both end up in a few online mental health groups.
Only for the troon to continue picking on the pooner while she just lets him get away with it to avoid confrontation.

Reddit will of course automatically side with the obnoxious male.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Reddit will of course automatically side with the obnoxious male.

While you'd be right if it were main troon Reddit, this was posted on r/ftm so the doods are all workshopping ways to address this using as many words and emotions as possible.

The distinctly gendered ways in which troons manage conflict will never not be funny. Just look at this sheepish handwringing:


If it were the poon doing the bullying (lol) the males would go straight up scorched earth with aggression.

Just tell him to fuck off. What's he going to do, accuse her of transphobia? He might even lay off a little if she can find her invisible testicles and push back on his bullshit.

God pooners are pathetic sniveling wimps.

 

[Stan]

While coming to terms with a planned adoption falling through due to an "abusive husband" winning custody of a baby in the system, a lesbian couple's marriage erodes further as the bepronouned half of the partnership tries to impose her gender nonsense on her grieving wife. Resentment continues to grow as the wife refuses to capitulate and begs her to reconsider, but OP won't budge an inch on either dumping her or dropping the TiFoonery to raise the kid they already have. Usually this kind of selfishness is overrepresented in tranny husbands, so congrats to OP for being a stunning role model for little girls everywhere who one day want to grow up to be homewrecking sacks of crap. Hear, hear!

Every time I hear a story like this where it's someone who's gonna troon out when there's young kids in the picture and they're all like woe is me, this is so hard for ME because I CAN'T GET MY TITS CUT OFF (or whatever) I want to slap them.

Years into a relationship with what was probably a very stupid or delusional young man, a troon finally admits to his boyfriend that he is not a she, having somehow had sex with him multiple times through the back door and claiming that he was "saving himself for marriage" as a way to dodge the whole subject of his absent vulva.

This guy knew about it he just didn't want to confront it.

Hear that, ladies? All the coolest, hottest Stacies roast trannies, so get with the program and make bullying troons 'n' poons a popular pasttime - one that could even land you a spot as Prom Queen!

Yes sir Mr. Pickle Sir.

A man laments his ogre-like countenance and how his life is made meaningless by his wretched visage, writing pathetically as if he'd been afflicted by Tasmanian face cancer. This post is already pretty funny for how self-pitying it is, but this idiot actually uploaded pictures of himself, so please read it entirely to the end and then enjoy his selfies as my gift to you. Trust me, it enhances the experience!

Nooooo Skwisgaar! Don't do it!

 

[Xarpho's Return]

A man mentally off-kilter enough to crossdress for a mere jaunt to the grocery store is brought kicking and screaming back into reality when store cameras, powered by transphobic wizardry, always manage to make him look like he's starring in The Michelin Man's Midlife Crisis. While I enjoy his colorful descriptions of himself, I just feel like if he's as round as he claims, orange lighting wouldn't do much more than make him look like Garfield, which I guess might be a step up from looking like a tranny.

A lot of the stores I go to have cameras specifically over the cosmetics section, if not the whole drug store department (I suspect shoplifting is a major concern) with video feed of people going in and out, and despite the angle of the camera can't hide the facts. My guess is that any camera without filters is going to be transphobic, just like how a functioning scale is fatphobic.

 

[Uncle Tom's Condo]

The most normal mentally ill troon and his GF
Archive

Spoiler: Some highlights of this handmaiden-in-training almost getting it...

He's mentally ill and diagnosed with ADHD and depression, has an anxious attachment (overthinks really small things). There were a lot of signs, and the main one was his scary obsession with changing his face and appearance. He was always pretty insecure about how he looked but it got incredibly bad a few weeks ago when he would constantly vent and talk about it. It was to the point he'd send me paragraphs and paragraphs of how much he hated himself and how disgusting being a male was, how he wanted to rip his skin off and everything.
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I know he's suffering. I know he's incredibly dysphoric. He's attempted suicide a year ago, and has had thoughts on killing himself even to this day. I've tried to get him professional help and he's about to see a psychiatrist. He's told me he can't normally even if he transitioned and it just pains me knowing how he had to pretend his entire life. He got sent to the ER a month ago, is incredibly underweight, not eating well, barely getting sleep, and it's just been a horrible time for him combined with the dysphoria.
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I'm not mad that he might transition into a woman or non binary in the future, I just am incredibly resentful at how he was never acting like a boyfriend in the first place. I feel so selfish for feeling this way too; after all, you can't expect someone who never really was a boy in the first place to be a boyfriend. He disagrees with me on this but I don't think so. He doesn't really plan dates, give me flowers, take my side when his friend hates me, acts really petty when I tell him something can't be done, I don't know, I'm not sure how to describe it.
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A part of me has to constantly forgive him and ignore the bad things he does to me, I'll never tell him this, but I am sick of being the boyfriend in the relationship. I'm a girl and I want a sense of security as well. I don't just want to be a 'partner'. I resent him for making my life hell during Christmas where he ghosted me for calling his non binary friend a 'little boy' as a joke (it was not a transphobic joke. It was in a context where both of us were joking) and then watching a movie with like 10 sex scenes with that friend. I resent him for draining the life out of me during the winter break and I feel so guilty.
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A lot of his friends are calling me a bitch for not being accepting enough when he came out, but they don't understand that I'm not transphobic, it was a reaction to this long time resentment I already had of him not living up to a 'boyfriend' if that makes sense. A part of me knows he will never be that person and it hurts thinking about it.

Spoiler: Based replies

[–]littlemissbecky 3 points 51 minutes ago

Girl you are 18. Whole life ahead of you. Ditch this shit.

[–]Unsatisfied-One 1 point 35 minutes ago

I know he's mentally ill but I'm constantly worried if he's going to kill himself or self harm, I'm just paranoid.

His state of living that hinges on his psychology (and I would add a few words before that, but I will be banned), is not your responsibility. He's not a child. He's an adult man. This mentality of yours is how people end up being manipulated into staying in controlling relationships. This is not healthy.

Spoiler: Never fucking change, reddit. JFC.

[–]Serene-Light 1 point 58 minutes ago

Therapy. Individual therapy for both of you and couples therapy as well if you truly want to make it through this.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Imagine showing up to group therapy expecting to work on your mental health and instead you're treated to front row seats to the ongoing war between pooners and troons.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

This is a 31 yr old man btw
who keeps calling himself a girl.
not a woman, a girl.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

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This is a 31 yr old man btw
who keeps calling himself a girl.
not a woman, a girl.

Damn, with enough filters and makeup plus the perfect camera angle I guess you really can polish a turd.

 

[Julie Newmar]

Damn, with enough filters and makeup plus the perfect camera angle I guess you really can polish a turd.

It’s blurry and small, but th profile pic tells the real story

 

[toilet_rainbow]

A discussion of stealth and consent in a queerposting group



The replies are as messy as one would expect. The LGB and allies generally think it’s dishonest at best, while the T complain that it’s unfair for the cissies to not have disclose their genitals to potential hookups, so why should they? There’s even a pooner that tries to claim she’s not only trans but intersex, and what about her???

Spoiler: but what if I had vampire teeth