📚 Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Safir]

The badge fell out of the tip of his Kaweco Sport cap:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fountainpens/comments/1pvrf03/the_badge_fell_out_of_the_tip_of_my_kaweco_sport/

I didn't notice at first the nail polish plaster was in tranny colors, how horrifically it's applied was already a sign a look at his profile might prove to be bounteous.

Profile archive: https://archive.fo/8zpzl

However, it's not the full extent of the horror.

Unsure about changing my name anymore​

Advice
I've been thinking a lot lately about changing my name, not necessarily legally because I don't have money for the court filing fee, but at least using my preferred name publicly, but now with everything going on I'm not sure anymore. My family, friends, and coworkers are all super supportive, but I live in Iowa and I don't know if I'd be safe anymore, and I just don't know what to do

(His chosen name is "Pyre", as in funeral pyre, as in what you do when you don't have money for a burial.)

What does he do for a living?

u/Furry_VetTech

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

1. Dating apps are not a public service. If the majority of their customer base is being driven off by a minority, then of course they’re going to come out in favour of the majority.

2. You don’t have the right to happiness, especially not at the expense of other people’s happiness, especially especially not when you chose to pretend to be a woman while targeting men who don’t want you.

The fuck is this dude talking about? Tinder literally doesn't let you separate transwomen from cis women, if you pick "show me women" then you're going to see troons.

What amuses me most is the fact they can't think outside the box for two milliseconds; What the hell are you going to do once you've matched with some straight guy who thought, miraculously, that you were a real chick? You tell them you're trans, they fuck off once they smell the gaping axe wound coming through the phone. What benefit is there to saying you're a real, vagina-owning woman other than self-gratification for the minutes you chat with the guy? You're either here for Grindr-type sex with a in-the-closet faggot, sex with women or a real, long-lasting relationship (LOL). None of which would work by lying through your teeth.

 

[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

Okay, I actually stumbled across this in the wild while I was looking at a completely different category of freakshow: Munchies. Specifically, munchies who insist upon strapping their poorly-trained shitbulls with 30lbs of gear and taking them to the grocery store because they need their "service dogs" at all times.

The original post:

Spoiler: Taking pooch to the movie theater

Apparently, this user was a him. Now, I know that there are male munchies, but let's be real, this is an overwhelmingly female form of douchebaggery. But the comments from people who stalked the poster's profile (because Reddit) mentioned that this individual had posted about taking their "service dog" to a strip club. A generally male activity. So, with my interest piqued, I decided to also peruse their posts.

Spoiler: Surprise surprise

It's Tiffany!:

She lives in Alberta, Canada and enlists the help of her friend's ABLEIST mother to be her designated driver to the gender-affirming strip club because - as an 18-year-old - she can't drive.

Now I had to dig deeper. She is the most stereotypical munchie attention-seeker I have come across in awhile. I did find some pictures (she seems to like the /roastme subreddit)

Spoiler: Manly dood

She also posts pictures of her poor fucking dog.

Spoiler: If only you knew how bad things really are:

The respondents for these various posts point out how unnecessary it is to shave a dog's muzzle (goodbye, whiskers) and paint a fucking forehead "rune" on her, but one person does comment on how "sick" the rune is, and we get this info:

She's an "eclectic witch" aka someone who scrapes together a patchwork of whatever internet witchcraft BS she finds.

Here, have some more screenshots:

Spoiler: More Insanity

She gets EXTREMELY salty when people say her dog does not need so many patches:

She's also very sensitive about being called a faker, to the point where she made her own subreddit (has 2 posts, both by her):

Spoiler: NOT FAKE

She also wants to "adopt" an underage drinking buddy:

Spoiler: Not weird at all

Have some more. She was in a BDSM relationship with a psycho who chokes her (definitely not abuse, btw)

Spoiler: Not abusive

She wants to have her dog perform some extremely self-centered tasks:

Spoiler: Very necessary, you bigot

I'll put the remaining screenshots here. Apologies, some of them are mobile screenshots because she had deleted these when I went back to get screenshots on the actual computer.

Spoiler: Extra

 

[CloudNine]

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I have said this before you'll notice how they always find the worst most unattractive selfies for beforehand pictures and use the most edited flattering ones for after. It feels like one of those shady ads for certain weight products.

sure the obvious onlyfans bait caption is asking for it, and you could probably fly to turkey and salvage whatever was there and manage just fine without doing the whole trans thing, but is it really the end of the world? this is the top line of what result you’re gonna get post hitting the wall.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Munchies. Specifically, munchies who insist upon strapping their poorly-trained shitbulls with 30lbs of gear and taking them to the grocery store because they need their "service dogs" at all times.

Reminds me of Abbey Cappleman tbh.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I'll put this PSA here as I didn't know it til just now - for anyone struggling with the recent dastardly new hide reddit history feature-
This is an easy way around it, on the app anyway.

So,

On their profile click the search button


Select to sort by new


Hooray, back in business

 

[poggers]

Okay, I actually stumbled across this in the wild while I was looking at a completely different category of freakshow: Munchies.

I hate these poons specifically when there's animal abuse involved. She shaves her labrador? Don't ever shave labradors, they do not cope well without their fur. Then she's got chicks, rodents, probably a house full of "emotional support" critters.

Not only is this annoying af to people out in the world who have to deal with her and her traumatized pets everywhere they go, its just cruel. These are the exact people who you see on Extreme Hoarders: Animal Edition, where the crew have to put on hazmat suits to enter the front door

 

[Ona Quest]

Spoiler: Text

I feel like I sit somewhere between wanting to be completely stealth and wanting to be more accepting of the fact I'm trans. It messes with my head a lot because I can't tell what's internalized transphobia vs genuine desires.

I met someone yesterday and introduced myself. She asked what pronouns I use. Which at the time 1 had no problem with. But as the day went on it's like it burrowed it's way into my brain and the paranoia and dysphoria kicked in. Long story short I broke down crying, feeling like my life is one big joke. But then later I learned she herself is trans and she was just heavily involved in local queer community so she got used to doing that. Had nothing to do with me or my appearance. Just a formality.

But I lost my shit, over pronouns. And l'm sitting here now wondering how I can just not do that in the future. This is the second time a pronouns question has felt like someone stabbing me in the heart with a knife. At this point it just feels like a trigger for all my dysphoria to flood to the surface

 

[Sieg1888]

EDIT: It's a sad, sad day when an immediately clockable autist is better at socializing than you are. The rainbow ogre didn't bother asking him any questions about himself at all and then dismissed him for having bad vibes.

Women need to start realizing that autism isn't being willingly quirky, that guy probably tries all day every day to be as normal as possible. Hopefully one day mental illnesses start being categorized as mental illnesses.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Long story short I broke down crying, feeling like my life is one big joke.

Don't worry, it is.

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

Okay, I actually stumbled across this in the wild while I was looking at a completely different category of freakshow: Munchies. Specifically, munchies who insist upon strapping their poorly-trained shitbulls with 30lbs of gear and taking them to the grocery store because they need their "service dogs" at all times.

Holy shit, this is a good one. Seeing that poor dog in the crocks and muffler made me throw something and it just got better after that. Beautiful find.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

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Spoiler: Text

I feel like I sit somewhere between wanting to be completely stealth and wanting to be more accepting of the fact I'm trans. It messes with my head a lot because I can't tell what's internalized transphobia vs genuine desires.

I met someone yesterday and introduced myself. She asked what pronouns I use. Which at the time 1 had no problem with. But as the day went on it's like it burrowed it's way into my brain and the paranoia and dysphoria kicked in. Long story short I broke down crying, feeling like my life is one big joke. But then later I learned she herself is trans and she was just heavily involved in local queer community so she got used to doing that. Had nothing to do with me or my appearance. Just a formality.

But I lost my shit, over pronouns. And l'm sitting here now wondering how I can just not do that in the future. This is the second time a pronouns question has felt like someone stabbing me in the heart with a knife. At this point it just feels like a trigger for all my dysphoria to flood to the surface

The faggot “I broke down over pronouns”.


The badass “I broke down over pronouns”.

 

[Colress]

Can't archive ATM but, uh. here.

 

[Satina]

Found in the wild on Reddit u/Meri_the_Fairy

Putting trannies and arabs in the same space is the funniest shit in this worlds timeline.

 

[Procopius]

Can't archive ATM but, uh. here.

Troons are like some special sub-class of vampires. Avoid Mirrors! Beware the Light!

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

This is immaculate. This antagonistic wigger and his self proclaimed "borderlinebimbo" GF give me hope for the future.

 

[Lip Glossary]

I dare somebody to look me in the face after seeing this picture and say that troonery isn't just gay autism.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Can't archive ATM but, uh. here.

I got u, bruv:

 

[GenderCop]

I dare somebody to look me in the face after seeing this picture and say that troonery isn't just gay autism.

Is anybody old enough to remember middle-class girls cutting themselves, popping Ritalin to stay thin, that self-pitying emo song "Sunny came home" (seriously dating myself now) where the crazy chick burns the house down , heavy Goth makeup/clothing, deep alienation from trad femininity, etc?

I think those are the same general "type" of girls (autists who don't quite fit in)--and "trans" is how it all gets acted out now days.

At that time, same behavior was about being emotional loner/outsider & worn as badge of pride. (the annoying part of that damn song is how pleased she is with herself for doing it)

Current era, all these same traits, interests, feelings all focused on gender, how masculine or "like a boy" your emotions/interests are.
Didn't used to be that way at all.

My brother always called them "high strung nerd girls" and they've always been here, IMO.

They aren't men.

 

[Protistology]

Is this that Trans joy they keep talking about?