The Swifties - A New Age Religious Movement Revolving Around Taylor Swift

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Her newest album is yet another stinker like Tortured Poets. The issue with this album is like her last one: she has nothing to say. Maybe she needs to get into another fake slapfight with a record executive and re-record her earlier albums again.
 
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Maybe she needs to get into another fake slapfight with a record executive and re-record her earlier albums again.
Apparently, she already is:
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There's some speculation about who "Father Figure" is about and Swifties seem to be stuck between Scooter Braun(?) and Olivia Rodrigo.
 
AOTY on the other hand, always known for pandering far more than RYM to poptimist faggots and trannies such as the Swifties, hasn't been kind to it either. It's even more hilarious because that website is practically a stronghold for autistic and toxic pop stans.
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Suffah, Swifties! Your so-called "queen" has officially fallen from her usual critical praise (as if music critics from mainstream publications are still even relevant in the current year, LOL) and is now practically the Drake of basic white bitch pop.

And yes, if you look at AOTY and sort by highest, Rolling Stone somehow still gave this dogshit 5 stars. Because they fell so hard from the peak they had several decades ago and are now resorting to clickbait, retarded politics, and hot takes in an attempt to not fade into the irrelevance they deserve.
 
They're all stinkers.
Yes but the prior stinkers had GRRRL POWER songs on them so room-temp IQ fans and critics felt SEEN and HEARD. Now they hear her singing about getting that good dick and realize the emperor has been butt-ass naked the whole time.
 
Yes but the prior stinkers had GRRRL POWER songs on them so room-temp IQ fans and critics felt SEEN and HEARD. Now they hear her singing about getting that good dick and realize the emperor has been butt-ass naked the whole time.
My takeaway from this is that Swifties don't get good dick, which I choose to believe because it matches my prejudices.
 
So I listened to Swift's new album, after seeing a barrage of TikToks from furious Swifties (maybe now ex-Swifties?) claiming The Life of a Showgirl was racist, homophobic & MAGA. Anyway, talk about disappointment! Not only was it not any of those things (she didn't even drop a slur!), it was boring! The songs were terrible/the entire album sounded like rejected "Tortured Poets Department" tracks. Swift must be some difficult piece of work to collaborate with, if even Max Martin & Shellback could not help her.
 
Taylor swift obviously has BPD and her fans are even more mental. Good luck Travis. Maybe the marriage will last or maybe even the Chaddest of Chads isn't enough for TayTay.
 
No she's just the emotionally stunted product of an industry that punishes actual humanity but rewards *pretending* to be human.
She used to bully people in her hummer according to 2 of her ex classmates. She sang about being a lonely, misunderstood dweeb but in reality she's more akin to what Katy Perry described her as. "Regina George in sheep's clothing". And that's exactly who her music appeals to. Regina George Faggots or Mediocre Women with nothing better to do than put others down to uplift themselves in an attempt to supplement their boiled chicken personalities.

I, for one, am very please more people are starting to call it out. Because Taylor Swift's music has never been good. She has a few songs here and there that are kinda a bop but it's nothing astounding. Truly peak when you need 40 variants of one album to break anything. She's never had to live in the real world, so she has delusions.
 
I am beyond confused. Apparently, George Michael's estate enthusiastically gave the go-ahead to Taylor on the song:

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Give me all your puzzle pieces. I'm still scratching my head on this. I could understand wanting to associate Michael with Swift as a means of getting her young fanbase interested in his music and she didn't actually interpolate shit.
I’m sure there’s some decent money that was paid for the rights. Remember when Luke Combs covered Fast Car? Everyone expected Tracy Chapman to get mad because she is a stronk black whammens and he is a fuckin’ white male. Then she actually liked the cover and it turns out she made a couple million in royalties, which is probably the most she made in 30 years. Same thing.
 
I’m sure there’s some decent money that was paid for the rights. Remember when Luke Combs covered Fast Car? Everyone expected Tracy Chapman to get mad because she is a stronk black whammens and he is a fuckin’ white male. Then she actually liked the cover and it turns out she made a couple million in royalties, which is probably the most she made in 30 years. Same thing.
While I'm sure Luke and Tracy vote opposite of each other, neither one seemed particularly insane to me; "normal" by famous people standards. Twitter wants celebrities to have beef just because they're politically divergent.

Besides, a lot of these people don't really give a shit if you cover their song, as long as you give credit.
 
I remember one time my ex partner/wife cried and screamed at me because I showed her the Papa Meat video. Stormed out and didn't speak to me for 2 days. I never brought up Taylor again. I seriously don't get it, plus she doesn't use proper rhyming schemes. Good riddance on my part though :semperfidelis:
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Hunter almost got baaleted by swifties over that short.
"Father Figure" is a fucking classic and she missed the point entirely. It's not romantic or empowering. It's from the perspective of a man preying on a vulnerable young woman.
The difference between rape porn for men and the average romantic novel for women is down to verbiage really...
The people who live off the dead gay guy's money want more money? no way!
Give me all your puzzle pieces.
How about money?
I'm still scratching my head on this. I could understand wanting to associate Michael with Swift
Gonna say..............money.
"Regina George in sheep's clothing". And that's exactly who her music appeals to.
IDK, most of her fans look (and act) like the mid chicks who got bullied to hell back in school.
 
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IDK, most of her fans look (and act) like the mid chicks who got bullied to hell back in school.
For my money, her fans are those solid 6/10's who got *some* bullying in school, but also did plenty of bullying of girls lower than them in the social pecking order. Not the Mean Girls exactly, but the Wannabees. They make such a big deal online about having always been outcasts, but you look at them irl and it's all just Katelyn, Catelynn, and Kaetlins all the way down.
 
For my money, her fans are those solid 6/10's who got *some* bullying in school, but also did plenty of bullying of girls lower than them in the social pecking order. Not the Mean Girls exactly, but the Wannabees. They make such a big deal online about having always been outcasts, but you look at them irl and it's all just Katelyn, Catelynn, and Kaetlins all the way down.
Many of the Swifties are the popular girls in school, the Staceys. The 6/10s are listening to the off brand yet progressive-approved singers like Chappell Roan and Olivia Rodrigo. The Kardashian lookalike zoomer thots in HR at my company listen to Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter if the babbling I hear within earshot is anything to go by.

Taylor dating and getting engaged to Travis Kelce gave her career a boost because it’s the type of man her fans aspire to date and/or hook up with. Swifties care more about that than her LGBTBBQWTF endorsements in recent years, which she does a lot less of these days now that an NFL player is apparently boinking her brains out.
 
She used to bully people in her hummer according to 2 of her ex classmates. She sang about being a lonely, misunderstood dweeb but in reality she's more akin to what Katy Perry described her as. "Regina George in sheep's clothing". And that's exactly who her music appeals to. Regina George Faggots or Mediocre Women with nothing better to do than put others down to uplift themselves in an attempt to supplement their boiled chicken personalities
The woman who wrote "Blank Space" is an opportunistic and insufferable cunt? I'm shocked.
 
The difference between rape porn for men and the average romantic novel for women is down to verbiage really...
I try not to think about Haunting Adeline. That's the only "dark romance" novel I know of and I'd like to keep it that way.
The people who live off the dead gay guy's money want more money? no way!

How about money?

Gonna say..............money.
Believe it or not, I'm an idiot and that genuinely never occurred to me. Not changing my tagline any time soon.
 
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