The Swifties - A New Age Religious Movement Revolving Around Taylor Swift

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Oh wow we're mining the 90's comics speculator bubble for our business model now? I'd normally say that won't last but Taylor has the biggest group of braindead consoomers following her, so she'll probably print money until the sun explodes.

It's a great way to boost chart numbers. Put out shitty one album with as many variants as possible. Sales of the 33 non-standard versions more than makes up for the lackluster performance of the album itself.

Disney could learn a thing or two from Taylor. Instead of throwing $300M at a god-awful flop, throw $50M at half a dozen smaller films. There a plenty of people who'll see anything and everything they put out and Disney is severely limiting the amount of money they can milk from them. Hell, Blumhouse figured this out ages ago.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

And I thought Dave Rivera is a male feminist ally? Didn't know he hated Taylor Swift fans as the swifties.
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[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Anyone else think Swift is pregnant? In her most recent pap walk she was wearing a baggy coat, and she has been rather quiet this football season/not showing up to as many games.

There's also this weird Daily Mail article about Swift hiring a new security team to make her feel more "comfortable", which I thought was an interesting choice of word. Comfort is certainly a priority for pregnant women.

Although I guess it's equally possible she's just super paranoid/consumes too much doomer news content & mentally cracked. In that case, Swift's puffiness/weight gain could be from a lithium prescription.

Lmao if so she's going to be showing for her wedding.