The Swifties - A New Age Religious Movement Revolving Around Taylor Swift

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kapok said:
Swifties were also freaking out about Taylor being friendly with fellow Chiefs WAG Brittany Mahomes due to seemingly being a Trump supporter.
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This deep fanbase division has flared up again: Taylor was at some sort of FUTBAWL party and was photographed standing next to and being friendly with... some guys, I dunno, but certain fans have jumped on this claiming they are 'MAGA chuds'. Dating a football star has done a number on her fragile shitlib fans. They are unable to simply listen to a different singer and will be wailing and gnashing their teeth for a very long time (she fits well with Travis).
 
I was adding like 50 pins to my Aliexpress faves, and Swift fans, apparently, need pins with her quotes in large enough amounts that they just pop up in random searches. So much of "I see cool [object] pin - zoom in - it has a quote wrapped around it - it is Swift again" (also one time My Chemical Romance).
 
Team TERF said:
Every white girl I know is celebrating the Swift/Kelce engagement like they got a ring themselves.
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Hell it's not even white girls celebrating it, Fat Filipino Troon-Chasing MovieBob Clone Cory Anotado wrote a whole glowing article about it and how great it is on his Buzzerblog website which is specifically dedicated towards Game Shows and the only Game Show-related thing with this is Kelce hosting some Amazon Game Show nobody has even heard of.
Here's the article if anyone wants to see how bad it is.
 
scathefire said:
Does this mean the Gaylor conspiracy is officially dead now? (:optimistic:)
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The Gaylors are alive and well, they're calling this a Lavender wedding to hide that Travis and Taylor are in-fact gay.
Popular accounts that cover Taylor like Dr.Bryanlicous2 introduce Travis as the "faggot Taylor is torturing" and the comments nearly always contain comments about how Taylor needs to come out of the closet.
 
Optantrix said:
The Gaylors are alive and well, they're calling this a Lavender wedding to hide that Travis and Taylor are in-fact gay.
Popular accounts that cover Taylor like Dr.Bryanlicous2 introduce Travis as the "faggot Taylor is torturing" and the comments nearly always contain comments about how Taylor needs to come out of the closet.
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Wha… what? They think Kelce is also gay? Why would anyone need to create a lavender marriage in a country and time period where gay marriage itself is legal? This is bordering on QAnon-level insanity and detachment from reality.
 
scathefire said:
Wha… what? They think Kelce is also gay? Why would anyone need to create a lavender marriage in a country and time period where gay marriage itself is legal? This is bordering on QAnon-level insanity and detachment from reality.
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Honestly a lot of it comes off like they are just saying it because they know how much she doesn't like the Gaylor rumors. A lot of hardcore Taylor fans flipped to haters because they consider her MAGA now due to her association with celebrities who have publicly voted for Trump and now just make fun of her and calls her gay and fake. Not to mention the jetting across the Country and how money hungry she is with 7 variants so far for her new album.
I suppose that's probably the cope of why they would marry each other instead of just being gay is because of the massive amount of money they make from the commercials, podcasts, etc but it's Taylor Swift. Any of her relationships would do that. 🤷‍♀️
 
scathefire said:
Wha… what? They think Kelce is also gay? Why would anyone need to create a lavender marriage in a country and time period where gay marriage itself is legal? This is bordering on QAnon-level insanity and detachment from reality.
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It's a spiteful desire to own and/or trample over everything that normal people hold dear. They claim the cool Founding Fathers and presidents and writers and artists are gay, of course they're going to say that about someone marketed as Miss Americana. Also they're probably a little upset she ironed all the wigger tendencies out of Kelce.
 
From the most recent Matt Rose video:
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The only line I actually know from The Tortured Poets Department is "I'm so depressed I act like it's my birthday every day", so this genuinely sounds like something she'd write. And something Swifties would write entire essays analyzing.
 
My cravat doesn't flutter said:
The only line I actually know from The Tortured Poets Department is "I'm so depressed I act like it's my birthday every day", so this genuinely sounds like something she'd write. And something Swifties would write entire essays analyzing.
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Does Swift actually write all her own lyrics? 'cause that's some K-Pop engrish levels of awkward sentence structure.

Random Internet Person said:
I can only assume the industry.
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But why? I mean, this isn't the 1960's, when the music industry shoved lesbian Lesley Gore in the closet with threats of being institutionalized (- there's probably some "it's my ___ & I'll cry if I want to" joke I could make, if I was more clever....) I just find the idea of the music industry having power over Taylor Swift - to the point where they force her in the closet/into a lavender marriage, to be ridiculous. Like, if she got kicked off a label, she could just start her own.

Note: despite being a lesbian, I'm not a supporter of the Gaylor theory. Mainly because, assuming 35 year old Swift was a lesbian her entire life, there's absolutely no way she wouldn't have gotten entangled in some retarded gay drama by now & gotten herself outed by a spiteful ex. I think all her romances seem fake 'cause she got a case of the 'tism. Her lyrics certainly come across like an autist's ramblings.
 
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