The Swifties - A New Age Religious Movement Revolving Around Taylor Swift

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Does Swift actually write all her own lyrics? 'cause that's some K-Pop engrish levels of awkward sentence structure.
I think she's just a really shitty songwriter. Her most recent album, The Tortured Poets Department, is considered her worst by a lot of fans. None of the tracks made it into Billboard's top 10 last year. I wouldn't be surprised if she used ghostwriters for her first few albums and took over once she'd obtained her cult-like following that will consoom anything and everything with her name on it.
 
Does Swift actually write all her own lyrics? 'cause that's some K-Pop engrish levels of awkward sentence structure.
No, Jack Antonoff is credited on a number of tracks. You can get writing credits just for editing someone else's lyrics, too

I just find the idea of the music industry having power over Taylor Swift - to the point where they force her in the closet/into a lavender marriage, to be ridiculous. Like, if she got kicked off a label, she could just start her own.
The actual interesting thing about Swift isn't her relationships or her lyrics or some gossip shit about her circle, it's figuring out how much control she actually has over her empire and how much of it is her absolutely SpecOps-level publicist and her parents telling her where to sign and who to make the cheque out to.
 
No, Jack Antonoff is credited on a number of tracks. You can get writing credits just for editing someone else's lyrics, too
Just glancing through the credits of her first few albums and her most recent ones, it seems the majority of songs are credited solely to Taylor Swift and Jack Antonoff (his parents 100% knew what they were doing with that name). I wouldn't be surprised if Jack stepped back a bit and gave Taylor more control over TTPD.

Swifties have defended the album's shittiness by saying it's more authentically Taylor, more stream of consciousness. All I can say to that is she's no Phil Collins. Like I've said before, Phil Collins is stream of consciousness at its finest. Some of his biggest hits, the stuff that still gets regular airplay, were just his brain stringing words together. If that's how TTPD was written, Taylor should really just hand the reigns to Jack.

The actual interesting thing about Swift isn't her relationships or her lyrics or some gossip shit about her circle, it's figuring out how much control she actually has over her empire and how much of it is her absolutely SpecOps-level publicist and her parents telling her where to sign and who to make the cheque out to.
I get the feeling the college courses dedicated to Taylor Swift don't cover how spectacularly astroturfed she is.
 
I think all her romances seem fake 'cause she got a case of the 'tism. Her lyrics certainly come across like an autist's ramblings.
No she's just the emotionally stunted product of an industry that punishes actual humanity but rewards *pretending* to be human.
 
Every white girl I know is celebrating the Swift/Kelce engagement like they got a ring themselves.
They are living vicariously thru her. The generation most swifties belong to is a dumpster fire, 43% of them will be still unmarried by 2030 when they hit their forties, probably for life. Menopause is around the corner for many of them, they work fake jobs that will be nuked by AI, they got memedegrees they still have to pay for. They live in shitty overpriced apartments in cities that are falling apart, they are permanently one check away from bankruptcy with no actual savings and living way above their means.

And here comes taylor who is way more attractive they will ever be, a literal billionaire, world famous, almost a cult leader and is now getting married, she's everything they wished they could be but can't.
I dread the inevitable pregnancy announcement that brings with it a plague of baby fever.
More like reborn baby dolls, swifties are way too egotistical to actually care about another human being besides taylor.
This is bordering on QAnon-level insanity and detachment from reality.
That's the lgbtbbqwtf "community" for you.

Not all of them tho, here's a fat gay guy observations:
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The awkward child was who taylor was bullying back in school. Like are these people nuts? someone who looks like taylor is the very definition of "conventionally attractive", she would've been considered hot at any time in history be it rome, the renaissance or the belle époque. She's a literal cheerleader archetype and is literally marrying a jock, what kind of parallel universe are these people from?
Imagine being a palestinian getting bombed everyday and the last thing you see in the cracked screen of your phone before a JDAM obliterates you is this shit.
I think all her romances seem fake 'cause she got a case of the 'tism.
I think its more of a case of "no man is good enough for me". I give this marriage less than a year, unless dude dies in which case we're gonna get another album but this time about how guys keep dying on her.
Her lyrics certainly come across like an autist's ramblings.
Giving her fanbase what they want.
 
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More like reborn baby dolls, swifties are way too egotistical to actually care about another human being besides taylor.
You really think they're smart enough to realize that? No. They'll want the real thing. They'll want to feel like they're supporting Taylor by doing this "with" her.
 
Mainly because, assuming 35 year old Swift was a lesbian her entire life, there's absolutely no way she wouldn't have gotten entangled in some retarded gay drama by now & gotten herself outed by a spiteful ex
Well, Elvira managed it somehow (I do not believe in long-irrelevant stars coming out of closet, these are all popularity stunts for me, but that is me being a tard)
 
Well, Elvira managed it somehow (I do not believe in long-irrelevant stars coming out of closet, these are all popularity stunts for me, but that is me being a tard)
Yeah but Elvira had long standing lesbian rumors/was living with another woman (her partner) for years. If Swift were a lesbian, it'd mean she always has had a beard, was living with a beard for years (Joe Alywn) & somehow avoided being seen with her real partners/lovers.

I'll buy Swift being bisexual. But a full on lesbian in the closet? IDK, seems unlikely but I guess anything is possible.
 
I think she's just a really shitty songwriter.
Niggas forget that for her first 5-10 years, she was best known for dishing on her most recent breakups. She has nothing to say right now. She bought a few more years of a career by re-recording her old albums in a heavily astroturfed semi-fake feud with a Jewish record CEO (Scooter Braun) but those years have passed and she’s a billionaire marrying a football player.
No, Jack Antonoff is credited on a number of tracks. You can get writing credits just for editing someone else's lyrics, too
Just imagine how really shitty those lyrics would be if there wasn’t a producer/tard wrangler to rein Taylor in a bit.
I dread the inevitable pregnancy announcement that brings with it a plague of baby fever.
Taylor having a baby might actually be the moment the Swifties start to break from her. There will be a percentage that definitely decides they want a baby but the swiftie fanbase is all about extended adolescence. Taylor welcoming in a child(ren) is going to shake them out of their fantasy land and they’re not going to like it.

They will frame in leftist platitudes like how Taylor having a baby leaves behind the Gs and the Ts who can’t have babies. Some are already frustrated that Taylor is associating with chuds again; recall that from 2015-2018 Taylor got a lot of pressure to start speaking about left wing issues. Even marrying a dude is not that breaking point because anyone can marry now. But having children? Aww shit, nigga.
 
Niggas forget that for her first 5-10 years, she was best known for dishing on her most recent breakups. She has nothing to say right now. She bought a few more years of a career by re-recording her old albums in a heavily astroturfed semi-fake feud with a Jewish record CEO (Scooter Braun) but those years have passed and she’s a billionaire marrying a football player.
At the time, there was a growing sentiment of "Please sing about something - anything - else." She tried that with "The Man" and "You Need to Calm Down" and fell on her ass because they're just so out of touch. She also tried to be a bad girl with Reputation, which includes such classics as "Look What You've Made Me Do" and "...Ready for It?" and was just painfully cringy.
 
I remember one time my ex partner/wife cried and screamed at me because I showed her the Papa Meat video. Stormed out and didn't speak to me for 2 days. I never brought up Taylor again. I seriously don't get it, plus she doesn't use proper rhyming schemes. Good riddance on my part though :semperfidelis:
 
I remember one time my ex partner/wife cried and screamed at me because I showed her the Papa Meat video. Stormed out and didn't speak to me for 2 days. I never brought up Taylor again. I seriously don't get it, plus she doesn't use proper rhyming schemes. Good riddance on my part though :semperfidelis:
I miss Bart Baker's Satan Swift character.
 
I remember one time my ex partner/wife cried and screamed at me because I showed her the Papa Meat video. Stormed out and didn't speak to me for 2 days. I never brought up Taylor again. I seriously don't get it, plus she doesn't use proper rhyming schemes. Good riddance on my part though :semperfidelis:
Im glad you are out of that abusive relationship.
 
Taylor Swift has desecrated a George Michael classic:

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[Verse 1]
When I found you, you were young, wayward, lost in the cold
Pulled up to you in the Jag', turned your rags into gold
The winding road leads to the chateau
"You remind me of a younger me"
I saw potential

[Chorus]
I'll be your father figure
I drink that brown liquor
I can make deals with the devil because my dick's bigger
This love is pure profit
Just step into my office
I dry your tears with my sleeve

[Post-Chorus]
Leave it with me
I protect the family
Leave it with me
I protect the family

[Verse 2]
I pay the check before it kisses the mahogany grain
Said, "They want to see you rise, they don't want you to reign"
I showed you all the tricks of the trade
All I ask is for your loyalty
My dear protégé

[Chorus]
I'll be your father figure
I drink that brown liquor
I can make deals with the devil because my dick's bigger
This love is pure profit
Just step into my office
They'll know your name in the streets

[Post-Chorus]
Leave it with me
I protect the family
Leave it with me
I protect the family

[Bridge]
My dear boy, they don't make loyalty like they used to
Your thoughtless ambition sparked the ignition
On foolish decisions which lead to misguided visions
That to fulfill your dreams
You had to get rid of me
I protect the family

[Chorus]
I was your father figure
We drank that brown liquor
You made a deal with this devil, turns out my dick's bigger
You want a fight, you found it
I got the place surrounded
You'll be sleeping with the fishes before you know you're drowning
Whose portrait's on the mantle?
Who covered up your scandals?
Mistake my kindness for weakness and find your card cancelled
I was your father figure
You pulled the wrong trigger
This empire belongs to me


[Post-Chorus]
Leave it with me
I protect the family
Leave it with me
I protect the family
Leave it with me

[Outro]
You know, you remind me of a younger me
I saw potential
[Verse 1]
That's all I wanted, something special
Something sacred in your eyes
For just one moment to be bold and naked
At your side

[Refrain]
Sometimes I think that you'll never
Understand me (Understand me)
Maybe this time is forever
Say it can be, woah-woah, oh

[Verse 2]
That's all you wanted, somethin' special
Someone sacred in your life
Just for one moment, to be warm and naked
At my side

[Refrain]
Sometimes I think that you'll never
Understand me (Understand me)
But somethin' tells me together
We'd be happy, woah-woah, baby

[Chorus]
I will be your father figure (Oh, baby)
Put your tiny hand in mine (I'd love to)
I will be your preacher, teacher (Be your daddy)
Anything you have in mind (It would make me)
I will be your father figure (Very happy)
I have had enough of crime (Please let me)
I will be the one who loves you
'Til the end of time (Of time)

[Verse 3]
That's all I wanted, but sometimes love can be mistaken
For a crime
That's all I wanted, just to see my baby's
Blue eyes shine

[Refrain]
This time I think that my lover
Understands me (Understands me), hee
If we have faith in each other
Then we can be strong, baby

[Chorus]
I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hand in mine (My baby)
I will be your preacher, teacher
Anything you have in mind (Hee)
I will be your father figure
I have had enough of crime
I will be the one who loves you
'Til the end of time

[Bridge]
If you are the desert, I'll be the sea
If you ever hunger, hunger for me
Whatever you ask for, that's what I'll be
So when you remember the ones who have lied
Who said that they cared, but then laughed as you cried
Beautiful darling, don't think of me, because all I ever wanted
It's in your eyes
Baby (Baby, baby)
And love can't lie, no
Greet me with the eyes of a child
My love is always tellin' me so
Heaven is a kiss and a smile
Just hold on, hold on, and I won't let you go, my baby


[Chorus]
I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hand in mine
I will be your preacher, teacher
I'm everything you have in mind, baby
I will be your father figure
And I have had enough of crime
So I am gonna love you
'Til the end of time

[Outro]
I will be your father (I will be your)
I will be your preacher (Father)
I will be your father (I'll be your daddy, oh)
I will be the one who loves you
'Til the end of time

"Father Figure" is a fucking classic and she missed the point entirely. It's not romantic or empowering. It's from the perspective of a man preying on a vulnerable young woman. One of the lyrics is "Sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime." Thematically, it's very similar to "Don't Stand So Close To Me" by The Police, but sexier.

Now, when you search "Father Figure" on YouTube, George Michael is the 3rd result.

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Just listened to the "interpolation" while writing this. How the fuck is this an interpolation? The only thing they share is a title.

Listen to this:


Now listen to this:


I'm glad they're two completely different songs. Taylor can't pull off the swagger and sex appeal George Michael had.

Also, the cover for her upcoming album Life of a Showgirl is shit. The random blocks and orange text on a flesh-colored background looks like a freshman's graphic design project.
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It's also oddly similar to the cover of Ellie Goulding's Higher Than Heaven deluxe edition:
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Not saying Taylor copied Ellie intentionally, but Ellie did it better.
 
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