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GenderCop said:
Do they know what "lesbian" and "hetero" means? :lol:

Its like they are sexually illiterate or something.
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A wise person once noted that to lesser minds as well as those of an authoritarian bent― left-authoritarian, right-authoritarian; doesn't matter (and pooners and troons are overwhelmingly both stupid and ultra-leftist, of course) words do not have denotations, only connotations.

I actually first noticed this as a right-wing phenomenon, but later realised that it is not only present on the left as well, it's much worse there. During the Obama era, I watched ultra-right-wing types denounce Obama as both an atheist and a secret Muslim. Whatever your opinion of Obama (and mine is in the toilet) he can't be both, right? It's a contradiction in terms, innit? Muslims are ultra-monotheists, while atheists believe in no gods by definition!

Wrong. Both "atheist" and "Muslim" have no meanings beyond "bad" and as such, are perfect synonyms, and thus is Obama able to be an atheist Muslim, as well as a Machiavellian dictator and a brainless DEI appointee whom wears exclusively clip-on ties because his advanced retardation places the more traditional type out of his reach.
 
PoonerQuota said:
very masculine name - "Giovanni" Luciano.
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You can just feel the machismo.
Apparetly according to a recent Them interview, she doesn't even line cook anymore. It's all DJ and modeling, ew. Though the less T gel this pooner might infect food with the better. Also she's such a boring interview.

Oh what a surprise, man-hating pooner who secretly wants to live her yaoi fantasies:
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She enjoys reminding everyone she's totally full of T and random food stuffs by putting her sad pooner nips and feminine pit hair on display:


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ETA: BISEXUALLLLL, I'm totally not a straight woman fr fr
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Rating:
0/3 Poon-elin Stars - Would not eat here again (or the rest of NYC)
 
Toxic BRAAAAP Mask said:
ETA: BISEXUALLLLL, I'm totally not a straight woman fr fr
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LOL I think this tattoo is supposed to symbolize her gayness. Or theyness.
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It looks like fat Siamese twin gingerbread men.

I don't think this girl "gets" what she's going for. If I ever felt like hooking up with a short, dorky, feminine nerd, I would still want him to have a penis. I imagine fags feel the same.
 
DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
LOL I think this tattoo is supposed to symbolize her gayness. Or theyness.
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It looks like fat Siamese twin gingerbread men.

I don't think this girl "gets" what she's going for. If I ever felt like hooking up with a short, dorky, feminine nerd, I would still want him to have a penis. I imagine fags feel the same.
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That tattoo resembles a fucked-up molar tooth.
 
Toxic BRAAAAP Mask said:
Oh what a surprise, man-hating pooner who secretly wants to live her yaoi fantasies:
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I feel like there's a pattern of pooners becoming more attracted to men after they transition (usually with some handwaving about "sexuality being fluid"), my theory is that they think being a straight girl is too "boring", but once they've pooned out they feel like their relationships with men are "queer" and are therefore an acceptable level of quirky and different.
 
Sinner's Sandwich said:
Are there really tho? Probably for below average looking women who haven't pooned out. But for pooners it depends on the level of steroid mutation.

Increasing pooner mutation = dick availability is decreasing.
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The quality of dick will go down, but if a pooner is doing gender affirming "gay" grindr hookups with random sickos then they will probably never run out of options.
 
ur_mom_lmaoooo said:
This is a massively understated motive for why some pooners transition. I've seen a lot of speculation on this thread that it's an abuse reaction, porn addiction, or just plain attention-seeking, but a lot of people underestimate the sheer narcissism these girls have. They can't STAND the idea that men and boys have access to an entire world and experiences they simply can't have, or that men might have a biological advantage over women in some fields/aspects, and the fact that this cuts both ways (i.e., being female has its perks as well that men can't have) is irrelevant to them; they DEMAND access to this male existence and the advantages that come with it (but not the costs, of course) to reassure themselves that they aren't "missing out"
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You are ridiculously over analyzing this.

It is incredibly easy for a pooner to get testosterone. They could literally see an image they think looks cool on tumblr and get an appointment for hormones that week.

They don’t need to have a complex view on male/female dynamics just internet access and poor impulse control.

Most pooners don’t even like men or care about the male experience.
 
This just in: drawing BIG MAN HANDS is gender essentialist because it reminds pooners of what they cannot have. The irony about these posts is that they are the same people who think long hair = woman and slimmer frame = submissive and breedable. They just don't like sexual dimorphism, even in art, to remind them that they aren't men.
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You have slender hands because you have smaller bones, and hands are sexually dimorphic.
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Don't ever apologize. Double down on it. They hate bioessentialism yet scroll through their social media and you'll find concrete evidence of it. The OP in particular draws her blorbo as having the head of an adult with the body of a teenager.
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Women have smaller hands than men, yes. You can be clocked by your digit ratio.
 
Izdaja Slika said:
"Only real women have small dainty hands" DOES NOT EQUAL "women with bigger hands aren't real women". It does not follow.
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Also, "big hands for a woman" is different from "has hands the size of a man". Being a bit outside the norm for your sex does not mean that you fit the norms of the other. This is an important thing that a lot of people miss and never talk about and it's one of the driving factors in grooming people (usually when they're relatively young) into the whole trans thing in the first place.
 
Chandelier said:
This just in: drawing BIG MAN HANDS is gender essentialist because it reminds pooners of what they cannot have. The irony about these posts is that they are the same people who think long hair = woman and slimmer frame = submissive and breedable. They just don't like sexual dimorphism, even in art, to remind them that they aren't men.
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You have slender hands because you have smaller bones, and hands are sexually dimorphic.
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Don't ever apologize. Double down on it. They hate bioessentialism yet scroll through their social media and you'll find concrete evidence of it. The OP in particular draws her blorbo as having the head of an adult with the body of a teenager.
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Women have smaller hands than men, yes. You can be clocked by your digit ratio.
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Don't they like "yaoi hands"?
 
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